I wanna be a Drama Queen, I want you all to look at ME!
What have you done to get people to pay attention to you? Perhaps you've done a dance in a pair of frilly pants? Perhaps you've painted yourself red and run the length of Oxford Street yelling "I'm Janet Street-Porter's Vagina!"? Perhaps you update the internet with the minutae of your life?

Why are YOU a drama queen?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:26, 97 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I generally don't like attention,
honestly.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

*ignores this post*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

*stares at psychochomp*
*stares some more*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I'm still staring at you you know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)

BECAUSE I AM, ALRIGHT?
*flounces*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I'll do anything
well not anything. I won't show my tuppence.
I'm constantly pricking about, singing, dancing like a twat instead of dancing nice and alluring in clubs, doing impersonations, broadcasting the details of dates I've been on to anyone who'll listen, doing burlesque courses, being an extra, blah blah. Anything for attention.

I don't want to be 'famous'. Quite the opposite. I want to be a big fish in a small pond and have immediate attention and gratification.
I'm an only child...

But you're only a cunt if people DON'T want you to perform, right? 'Cos my friends and family regularly request stupid things from my repertoire like "Sing us that song!" or "Do your impression of the man from the newsagents!" and I lap it up.

My mother's been calling me Susan Boyle lately. Bitch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)

you sound like a mental

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I suppose I am
I have never been scared to make a tit of myself or belt out a song in the pub (not on karaoke night either) just to entertain people and boost my ego.
I have few inhibitions.
God I sound like Colin Hunt!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

A little bit yes,
please don't ever sing in public in my presence, I would absolutly hate it.
No offence etc.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

fiiiiiiiirst when there's nothiiiiing but a slooooow glowing dreeeeeam
don't worry. I only do it if I'm asked.
Or if I'm pissed.
Then you can put me in the cupboard so you can't hear me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I had to google that lyric,
flashdance...

*head in hands*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

ah...
you'd prefer showtunes!
*clears throat*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

you sound like a very camp gay man.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

STOP STALKING ME!
*glares at roota*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I am exactly like a camp gay man
with a scouse accent.
Except I have boobs and a tuppence.
You're stalking me now pickleperson!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

He's not a person...
He's barely even human!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

really?
animal, vegetable or mineral?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Oooh..
I know what he is!

He is a very model of a modern major general!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

STOP STALKING ME!
Shal we have our very own Download night - Friday or Saturday, not sure which night i'm allowed out yet
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

pheasanty plucking
plucker
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

who me?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I think I mean both of you
you're carrying on woeful the pair of you.
I don't know whether I'm coming or going.
Nothing new there
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Hee hee :0)
Try doing both at the same time
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

like Schnozzle Durante!
da-daaaah
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Sorry fella...
Can't do Friday, got someone coming over.

Saturday I should be free, but I'm skint. What do you have in mind?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

finding stabby man in the woods

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Cocaine, alcohol
The usual for me.

A little tickle and a ruffle for you :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Alcohol does sound like a good plan...
Will be able to have a pint or two.

Roota, you can come join us if you can be bothered making the trip!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

wow
am I being groomed?
I do hope so. It's on my list of overdue rites of passage.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

*grooms roota*
*rubs thighs*
*dribbles*
*remembers that is now over 30 and should know better*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

check!
next on my list are Vegas Wedding and falling in a canal
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

We have canals here
AA is single and might be up for a Vega wedding.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

get in!
will you marry us dressed as Elvis? I can dress like Katy Perry and AA can dress as Compo from Last of the Summer Shite. Dunno why.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

He's does look a bit like young Compo
I just look sexy but lack the Elvis suit.

I'll do the marriage bit for beer though
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I'm moving things over to the left.
My head was chocka with all that squashing over to the right. I've got the imprint of the slidey bar thing on my right cheek!

Yay. What beer do you drink? 16 cans enough?
I just looked at AA. He doesn't look like compo. He looks like some butch girl I once 'knew'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

It's an old pic
He's quite cute in an odd sort of way (my mrs agrees and she has exceptional taste - see profile for proof!), and despite his tender years is quite a good mate.

An 8-pack of Carling would do the job by way of fees.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not arguing.
the butch girl was quite the bobby dazzler!
You can have 16 cans. I'll bring lemo and make shandies from some of them. For the toasts after the ceremony. Then I can fall in the canal in my katy perry wedding dress. No, frock. Frock's a better word.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Because I just love getting messages.
and i'm a bit thick.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I wear outrageously foppish coats.
Usually does the trick.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I bet you're a workshy fop
.
(TheColonel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Not at all
I'm extremely busy at work, as you can tell.

actually I am, I'm just waiting for some project info to come through and have got about as far as I can just now
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

or a dandy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Possibly at weekends.
Or bashes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

*excites*
When are you down?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I have a long beard
and I play lead guitar in a band. can't be much more attention seeking than that

unless you are eric clapton. the twat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

You are Z.Z Top

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

There is no full stop
in between Z and Z.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

There is now
deal with it queenie
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

if only
Billy Gibbons has an awesome collection of hot rods (not penises or dildos. they are cars. not penis-shaped ones)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I WAS NOT DANCING YOU CUNT
I was reclining
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Ahahaha

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I like telling people all about my British Citizenship
and all the good things that allows me to do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Does it let you
pre-cum?
(TheColonel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Only when PJM's around

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Such as what, exactly?
I mean, apart from be educated in this country while being supported by the government, while having the ability to work in any European Union country without a problem?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Well there's that I suppose
I was thinking more of the natty faux leather effect on the passports.

Oh and the Universal Healthcare free at the point of access.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

this is starting to sound a little like
what have the romans ever done for us....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I've only ever been a drama queen three times in my life and one of those times I was drunk.
They were however, all to do with men and rejection.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not a drama queen at all
Those of you who've met me can attest to this. I'm quite shy and retiring.

Anyone who says otherwise can get to fuck.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I've met you and I cannot attest to this.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Then my strange friend, you can get to fuck
I caused no drama at the bash last time, that I recall.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

It was mainly because I didn't get much chance to speak to you
and I was very very drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

So there would have been drama if we'd spoken more?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

You'd have probably started on me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Maybe

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

then you would have locked yourself in the toilet,
crying about how you've ruined everything with me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Fo shizzle
It's so often the way
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

It's such a good thing we didn't talk much.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Looking at my life
I seem to befriend the drama queens and then try to calm them down when they kick off... that seems to be my mission in life. :(

I WANNA HAVE A DRAMA!!

*stomps around*

Ooooooh there’s one! Yippee! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

if you're dramatic all the time
then you find that when something really bad and dramatic actually happens, you can laugh in the face of it and deal with it quite calmly.
Nothing's a shock to me because I'm trolling about being a big pansy all the time anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

TROLL
They admitted it.

*lobs turnips*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

what does that mean?
I mean troll, like a bit like trollop but not quite. It's like a cross between mincing, flouncing and being a bit rum!
Please don't throw turnips. Actually, if they're fresh I'll have some diced with a bit of balsamic vinegar...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

A troll is someone who mooches round the internet looking for trouble.
A trollop is far different.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

*holds back*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I don't want no trubble mister
I just came here to get some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Bill Hicks?

(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

*applauds*
pick up the gunnnnn...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

You all saw him, he had a gun!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I'm so glad I decided to loaf around here all day
I'm filled with sheer exuberance.
You're all boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

The same logic says you can never get a hangover if you're always drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

there you go
see!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Because I'm bloody good at it
*digs out link to vectorised nudie pic*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

In my profile love :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

*Looks*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

*precums*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

*swoons*
At last! A man who can!


Hope it didn't leave a nasty stain on your tights.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

On my what now?
I do not wear, how do you say, tights. I wear manly trousers. With a button fly. And a precum stain.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I was referring to Chickenlady's picture, not mine Slip
Hers is far more phwoarworthy as she's more naked than me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

So was I.
So ner to you, madam. :)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Indeed I am.
I hadn't planned to put that one up as it is *very* revealing...but I couldn't find a tame one....and I figured that at least a dozen or so male b3tans had already seen it.


/panders
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

It's an awesome picture though
I like it a lot
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

It does look better vectorised
the original shows off my sweaty knickers - I'd just got back from climbing.

Nowt worse than a sweaty crotch.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Oh I'm sure there is...
Precum all over the crotch
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Comes fitted as standard.
With a......



No. I can't say it. The meme has gone too far.


Honda Accord
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Whereas
I, on the other hand, am a man who does wear tights... and precums. All over my tights. Stains are baaaaad.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I don't seek attention...
...I'm thatblokeoverthere for a reason - always been more comfy blending into the background ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I think I'm going to be a drama queen
Because my instrument is playing up in the lab AGAIN and my supervisor's not here to make it better and I HATE this stupid instrument and I think I'm long overdue for a damn good FLOUNCE!

*FLOUNCES*
WAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT FAIR!

*THUS ENDS THE FLOUNCE*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)