After stopping them on Saturday night so I could take bets
Place your bets here:

Who would win in a fight between Wookie and Dok?
(bill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:06, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wookiee

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Did Wookie and Dok have an altercation then?
Must've missed it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Wookie.
He stings like a butterfly and flies like a bee.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Why are you even asking this
Wookie
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

You'll have to lay some ground rules for the first first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*flexes*

Yeah.

Don't mess, bitches.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

If it was a tickle fight they would both win

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

This is too grim to even contemplate.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I'm tickling myself right now
and I'm WINNING :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

This is a much more pleasant mental image.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Put your hands where I can see them pervo

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

*extends arms down to Soho*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I really hope 'Soho' is a euphemism...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Hang on...
*feels*
Yes, yes it is.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

You can't actually tickle yourself by the way
and you can't be tickled by a machine, truefact.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

rubbish! I tickle my dickbag all the time!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

I'm making a serious behavioural note
about how tickling is a social interation thing and not just a physical stimulus thing.

You go and turn it into a wank joke, way to lower the tone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

On b3ta, of all places :(

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

hehehehe wanky wanky wanky

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

You have a bag just for your dick?
How posh are you!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

It's a velvet leisure condom.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

He's a man about town.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

This is a serious question
that requires serious consideration.

Clearly Wookie has youth and fitness (ish) on his side...but Dok has experience and weight on his...


Hmmm....

I think they'd both fight dirty.

My money's on Dok - he's a Scot.


Can someone arrange this and sell tickets please?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Fitness?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.

Seriously though, no. My bets are on Wookiee, but if anyone breaks him, I will be very angry indeed.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Besides.....
Dok is a lover and not a fighter.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)