did you get food?
I got bread and cheese.

Wow, this is like practice for /talk.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:16, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Nope
I managed to avoid spending £50+ on a binge as I often do. I got stuck at the DVDs for a while but eventually convinced myself not to empty my bank account. I stopped myself from buying a DS too.

This is quite a turn up for the books!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

good call!
I do my manic spending sprees in the pound shop. If you're going to buy crap you don't need, it's as good as any.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

pound shop Porterhouse

buy shag

crap you don't need young boys
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:25, Reply)

lies!
He was the predator. I was too drunk to protest.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

*is shocked and appauled*
I was a perfect gentleman right up until you accosted me by that statue.





At that point I gave up pretending.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Perfect Gentleman my arse!
You give me the come and and then leave with someone else! You DISGUST me V. In fact, you DISGUST me. That's how disgusted I am.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

In my head
that was the most romantic kiss of the year: rain, a statue, London, a couple of drunk mental people tongue-wrestling while sitting in pigeon shit. It has it all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Aaaah!
It sounds like a couple of 15 year olds.

Whereas in reality it was one 15 year old and a predatory female paedophile.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Dammit Al
You made me drop my party ring.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Is that the thing you sit on
so your bum doesn't hurt after CHCB probed you with her strap on?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

LOL,
you made me choke on my Werther's Original
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I'm old enough to be his aunty.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

His Aunty Sandra.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I miss Bert
and his uberhot Aunty Sandra.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I thought you hated fluffy?
And no Al fluffy is not the name of my penis. His name is Fred.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

protest get in their first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I've never managed to be that sensible with my insanity
Mind you the DVDs I nearly bought were very well priced. I'd certainly have come away with more for my money than the time I spent £250+ in HMV after lunch.

Somehow I got away with returning about half of them a week later.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

*Looks at DVD colleciton that includes the complete works of Will Smith, Robbin Williams and Ray Winstone... still mostly in wrappers*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at Tab of shopping cart from Play dot com*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at the 'bargin' Bluray players that are out now*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at last week's purchase; a telly*
*ReReads Post*
*Looks at this week's purchase; that iPhone*
*ReReads Post*
*Runs out the room in a flood of flounce*
*Makes his way to ASDA*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

It's a good thing I don't work on Oxford Street really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

It's a good thing I can't buy things on the internet
Shit.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

VALIDATE ME OH SWEET STYROFOME AND CELEPHAIN WRAPPERS ! VALIDATE ME LIKE NOBODY ELSE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, Reply)