Ring Tones....
So, what's your ring tone? 'Standard Ringing' is soo last year.

I've had Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy With It" for to long now, time to move onto something else.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:35, 30 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ring ring, like any normal person who doesn't want to drive the rest of the world batshit.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

phone calls

text messages
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

What happens when you do a song for a text message?
Do you get like the first 10 seconds or something?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

you just download whatever ringtone you want and assign it to whatever you have in your phone
it's usually the chorus and I guess around 15-30 seconds, each one has a different length
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Wait a sec, you buy them?
Why not just download it on your computer and transfer it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Did I say I bought them?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Ohh, I have no idea how I got that idea, must be the dyslexic me.
Do you edit them to cut to the corus?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Standard ringtone
mostly keep it on silent though
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

"In the morning" by Razorlight
Not that I really like that song. My sister bluetoothed it on the first day I got my new phone.

I have no idea how to remove it. If I really cared I'd remove it, but I don't. I don't have my phone on very often anyway.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

.
Text tone is the "Milk Milk!" off the Cravendale advert

This is my ringtone though - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMBNNFObSM0
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Some generic bollocks shite
If I could be arsed I'd get something different. But no-one ever rings me anyway...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Aaaaagh for fucks' sake, i'm going to get investigated now.
I just went to check out 'Hay Big Spender' on YouTube, clicked a random result, and got this... includes some chav and her naked son singing on a camera-phone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Not gonna click...
Not gonna click...

Not gonna click...

Not gonna click...

Not gonna click...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

I only cault the first 5 seconds when I realised what was happening, but it's pretty grim DG.
I'ld expected a bit of a drag act, I quite like them (and all their clichés), but naked children and a 25 year old me? No thanks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Still not gonna click...
Sounds grim!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Baba O'Reilly by the who for calls
Transform sound effect for texts
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Winnin' the question right there.
I might steal that, or use "Love, Reign O'er Me".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

When I had a phone that I could change it to whatever I wanted:
Work calls: Take this job and shove it - office space soundtrack
everything else: Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

now that I have a shitty iPhone it's just "Old Phone" as it's the only loud one on here.
(bill, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

crrrrrazy bitch crrrrrazy bitch

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Can't you pick your own track on the iPhone? I'm sure you can.
"Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" from that sound track would be quite a good one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I imagine this plays everywhere you go

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Hah, it's more like this...
csbot1.narod.ru/will/MrNiceguy.mp3
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

not with any ease:
it defaults to a shitty selection of ringtones and no choice for other alerts if I remember correctly, you can fuck about in iTunes for ages to convert a perfectly good .mp3 in to a .m4a specially tagged to be recogniseable to the handset as a ringer but that's been more hassle then it has been worth up until now! *Considers current free time situtation, decides to make a ringtone tomorrow*

*edit for drunkenness*
(bill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:55, Reply)

Mine goes buzz
Although I think it might still be I Love Horses if I put the sound on.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Text message
Nelson from The Simpsons going 'Ha ha!'

Ringtone - Intro to a tune by Lyrics Born, Dilated Peoples and KRS One... forget what it's called though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I assign ones to people.
Ring tone

Texts

/is not a sad anime geek, honest.

Flatmate's ringer

Family members

Work: as yet undecided.
( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

The Joker and the Thief
by Wolfmother because it rawks and it starts immediately so it sounds ace when it rings.

Except I've had no calls since I changed it :O(
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:03, Reply)

ringtone : Alive by Pearl Jam
Message tone : Like a Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Back in Black for texts
And this for calls.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Hmm
Ringtone= Ini Kamoze-Here Comes the Hotstepper

Text tone= Chewbacca

...................
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)