Ok, fair enough, I'll ask it then.
When you've got someone who you fancy their pants off, and not just a one-night-stand, what's your tactic to get the person of your choice?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've yet to find this out.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Stalk them

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

probably some form of kidnapping

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Get drunk

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

ask them if they want to go out?
well hey - he asked what I do!
You don't get anywhere in life expecting to be asked yourself, sometimes you have to make the first move.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

party rings

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Not nipple rings then?
Maybe that's where I'm going wrong.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Ooh good call

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

So you can do something like this....


*wink* *wink*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

If that's a sex reference gonz
it's pretty fucking obscure,
and sick
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

If it's obscure _and_ sick, then you got what I was getting at, so it's suggestive point made.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

What?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Make a conscious effort
to do all the good things that make me me, and not do the bad things that make me me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I try to do that, but end up as the most campest man in north london.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

There is that danger
then you start weighing each action for gayness, and you spend so long thinking about everything you do she ends up thinking you're sloooow.

Sad face.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

I'm only slow when with girls who don't interest me or have something interesting to say.
Because I'm thinking up inaine conversation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Get them drunk
Get drunk yourself too, or else that would be just creepy. I'm being flippant because I've no idea. It happens different ways with different people.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Beg?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

ahaaa oh dear
I was just waiting for someone to post this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Get them and keep them evades me at the moment. It didn't a while ago, but I appear to be losing my touch
Not sleeping with them on the first date helps.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Bugger!
I was hoping that was going to be very important.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Never worked for me so far
fun as it can be.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Some interview advice that works well on dates
talk about something you're passionate about - it's attractive (unless it's your BNP membership or something).

Better yet, get your date talking about their passion, everyone likes talking about themselves.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll
DG & I had a hockling competition off the millenium bridge on an early date. I won. 6 years on, we've been happily married for 10 weeks.
(It helps that the ceremony was at 4pm on a Wednesday.)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Punch them in the arm...
...then run away as fast I can
(Zutroy started without you, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:04, Reply)