This is true.
And together we have formed The League Of Gigantic B3tans.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:11, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Our manifesto consists of
1) Form League.
2) Take over world.
3) ????
4) Profit.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I would
like to state now, that whilst I am happy to be a member of The League of Gigantic B3tans, there is no way I'm wearing my pants on the outside of my trousers, like some sort of low rent Superman.

What's the minimum height for this league?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

6'2 1/2
Just in case.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Reasonable

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

aw shit, niggaz!
I'm a measly 6'2".

Maybe I could, y'know, make the tea or like, fetch things for you guys?

Kind of like a Prospect Hell's Angel?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Correction
The League Of Gigantic Vampiric B3tans.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I'm vampiric
but small.
Will that do? I walk around at all hours of the morning singing and eating onion bhajis.

EDIT: and draining the lifeblood from innocent people.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I've no idea
I'm just winding Kaol up because he refuses to admit to being a vampire even though everybody already knows.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

why would he deny it?
Being a vampire is ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I've no idea
But he does.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Hm
Kaol didn't seem very vampiric when I met him
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I was drunk.
On the blood.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

A semi-plausible
explanation. Although you misspelt cider.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Twilight.

Anne Rice was bad enough, but Twilight was the final straw.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I have a soft spot
for Twilight.
Teen frustration and vampires. I likes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I'm 5' 10" so can I join your league?
That's fairly tall for a lady.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

See above.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

That's not fair.
I'm big as well as tall and that should count for something.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Let her join
Pair of my shoes and she'll be 6ft.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I can't even walk in heels let alone do anything heroic.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

sssh
you can borrow my New Rock boots, or my platform trainers, aka the "I Can See at Gigs Shoes".
They're not heels and are really easy to walk in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Stilts are the answer

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Nope.
We've got limits for a reason.
Nobody's gonna be intimidated by a 5'10 person.
Plus she'll look like a midget around us.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

If BGB looks like a midget around you
What the fuck do I look like? :(
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

A munchkin?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

A tiny little
catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

=D

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

A gnome.
Can we get you a pointy hat and a fishing rod?
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

^ This
And a fake beard. And a toadstool.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Hmmmm
I'm not too sure I'm happy with all of this.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I'll start my own superleague.
36DD and above only.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Woohoo
Can I join? *hands bra in as proof*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

You don't need to prove it hon.
I can tell just by looking : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

hahah
That's a valid point
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Me too?
I'm DD, but I've only got a 32" back...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Well you have fuck off and die boots so you can join.
Besides I reckon the cup size is the important bit : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Hurrah!
Take *that* and *that*.
Ker-blam!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

We could united the Leagues.
The League of Gigantic 36DD B3tans...

The world would quail before our height and boobage...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Can I help judge who is and isn't allowed to join?
For completely altruistic reasons of course.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

It'd be
long and arduous work...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

let me guess...
you'll be 'weighing' them?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

You make
me sound smutty...

oh... wait...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Oi!

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

YES
A thousand times yes!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

It looks like he's farted that house to death.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

With
GIGANTIC farts
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

That's how we roll.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

haha yes!
The League of What the Fuck Have You Been Eating, You Smelly-Arsed Bastard?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

If that's a direct question,
The answer is ""Legendarny Smak Paluszki".
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

so long as you're not smoking
remember: "Smekesana nogalina"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Totally unrelated
but this made me giggle:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7HZf7k2gTo
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

A bit better now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

NORKS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

TARGETS!

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

my boobs are like a shield of steel!
So hop it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I see your steel
and I raise you a welders torch
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I survived an incident with a blow-torch when I was nine
It burnt a hole in my trousers then ran off screaming like a girl.
I, on the other hand, merely went deaf for five minutes, screamed once, then grew my skin back within months. *HARD*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Pays homage

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Where'd INTERNETLAWYERMAN when you need him?
This is terrible plagiarism.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

An
angry gigantic farting topless woman is always needed though...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)