I went to try out bikes today
and the man in the shop let me ride the two bikes I wanted round the car park and then gave me pretty impartial advice as to which one he thought would be better for me. Then I drove all the way home without hitting any heavy traffic at all.

Oh, you wanted em to be angry. Sorry, I'm far too pleased with my soon to be bought new bike.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What did you go for?
Was it... YM?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

No
it was VC.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

VC and YM
sittin in a tree

F-I-S-T-I-N-G
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I don't think VC would do that
she's never seen a minge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

But she's expertly decided you're a cunt.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

She's no lesbian
but she is incredibly astute like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

How do you think gayers manage?
They don't have minges. Besides, wasn't she a faux lesbinin for a while? So I'm guessing she looked at her own one for a while at least.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Probably not

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

You think about her a lot, don't you?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

More than I should
but only when I'm making love to my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Making love?
Haaaaaaahahahaha.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Okay
poking in the thigh with my flacid cock while she's asleep
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

And then, Oops, oh are you awake...can we just spoon for a while baby?
I'll just put it here.

I know all the tricks young Al
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

know
have fallen for
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Tru Dat

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Waaaaay too many times
head hanging in shame
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Just how I likes it

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Oh, I say.
You're a horrid meat puppet, Buckfast, and no mistake.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

But you'd do them in a moment
I would
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I would not!
I have standards, you know.

They'd have to buy me a bag of chips and place a bet for me on the 3:15 at Kempton first. Then we'd be cooking.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

What is it about the 3:15 at Kempton
that makes it the "go-to" race for such offers?

Enquiring minds.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Don't ask me.
I wouldn't know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)

kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Me?
Don't compare me to that inferior shit. I'm more like a fine Kopparberg
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

A fine Klopper
and no mistake
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

You've been hanging out with Tourette's too much
You have.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)