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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For true masochismdo it with that cactus.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12,
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I've already injured myself on that spiky bastard twice.I may make a little cage to keep it in. Out of paperclips or something.
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Pretty much.Although the beauty of mongs is that you say "Don't touch the cactus, it's really spiky" and ten seconds later they're running bleeding to the bathroom.
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If this is in any part truethen this will be the best present I've ever bought.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24,
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*cowers**cocks head to one side*
Spare some food for the hungry?
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:23,
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Why are you hungry, little V?Have they locked you in the cupboard again?
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Aye they haveThe bastards. I managed to scrape together a pawful of fluff from behind the mugs but it wasn't particularly fulfilling.
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29,
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If you stop shitting behind the sofathey won't have to punish you so much.
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No no nowank = sandpaper
anal beads = Cactus
fleshlight = meat mincer
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16,
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Oh dear god, that really was more information than I needed there(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26,
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V has the smoothest dick ever.But it's very narrow.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:33,
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Use good stuff, mind.When I put my hot cup of coffee on it, I don't want to stain it.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:40,
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Into the realms of madness herecarry on
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49,
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My arse bleeds a lot thoughThinking about it now I should've said empty jars instead of cacti for anal beads.
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Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:37,
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OH FUCK I JUST LOST THE GAMEwhen I remembered Jar man
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:42,
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You fucking love it you girlNow bend over for me
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:46,
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I was being nice, but if you think it's unnecessary...delubes
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58,
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But he'd enjoy thatWe can't have that
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00,
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Oh I like the way you thinktakes notes
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10,
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DEREK JAR MAN!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:44,
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What?I thought that was quite good.
That crash space we have reserved for you could easily be reallocated you know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49,
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In that case...it was quite good, You're right.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:51,
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HA!Bow down before my superior blackmailing skillz!
The shed is all yours.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54,
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Bloody northerners.You just can't manage this out-of-cave dwelling business, can you?
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56,
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Be fair,the climate is a lot harsher in the Frozen North. Normal houses are just crushed under the glaciers.
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It's an en-suite I'll have you know.There's a manhole cover just outside.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:02,
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We're not supposed to call 'em 'manholes' anymore.Unless you're talking about man holes.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03,
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Are we sidling up to each other again?How long before we fall off, do you reckon?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:04,
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Well it was fun last time...let's do it again and see.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:05,
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OKAre we there yet?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06,
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Are we there yet?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06,
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Are we there yet?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07,
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Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!*falls off screen*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07,
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byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!(
thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:09,
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Bow before my superior 17" screen. Nothing falls off here(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:11,
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He'd have them prepped with formaline thoughThat one was empty when he started
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52,
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Kaol is empty.He's gonna see all this tomorrow when he searches for his own name.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54,
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Because that'll be the first thing Kaol does when he gets online tomorrowSearches for the name Kaol
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:59,
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Whilst stroking his cocknamed
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00,
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Do you reckon he sandpapers too?Kaol I mean
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03,
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HaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaSand makes him cry, so he only does it when he wants a crywank.
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06,
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Polar bears are there for admiring in a fear way, not in a wanking way(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:12,
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I'm going to reply with 'kaol' to a few random posts to annoy him.*wanders off*
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