Today I made a decision
I'm not telling you nosey fuckers what it is though, but it's good and it's got nothing to do with football.

If you could be any man-eating predator with robotic limbs, which one would you be?
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:43, 26 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ooh there's so many to choose from
I'll have to get back to you on it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:48, Reply)

That's not really going to keep b3ta going, is it?
Fuck me they're all boring fuckers today.

I'm going to be a tiger with bionic rear legs, in fact, fuck it, all my rear end will be bionic/robotic even my tail!

I'll leap up trees and rip small fluffy birds out of their nests and swallow small children in a single gulp.

Then I'll play a mean hand of canasta.
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Becks, can you help me get the next round in?
I don't really need help, just want to get away from captain lolwhacky there
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:57, Reply)

I'll get my people to contact your people with the begging letter in regards to asertain what you've decided.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:54, Reply)

OT appears to be dying
Is this a good or a bad thing?
Discuss.
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, Reply)

In my learned opinion
it's the poor bastard offspring of /talk and /qotw

It has its fair share of knockers as the birds like to hang out here.

There are a number of LIARS on here too - mostly those going off to the South Pole or those who are 160lbs of pure muscle.

Mainly though it's made up of bored fuckers.
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, Reply)

That was just the introduction
So...the argument for OT

It's less fast moving than /talk
It has a wider scope than /qotw
It can be very amusing
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:10, Reply)

The argument against OT
It's full of LIARS
It's cliquey
It's full of Laaaahnndahnnnaaarrrssss, innit
There is far too much pandering, fake hugging and internet bullying
There are not enough TITS!
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, Reply)

You can NEVER
have too much internet bullying
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)

'and internet bullying'
Wait a sec, this is a bad thing?

Well fuck me sideways, this is where I've been going wrong.

I wrote a post a few weeks ago asking if we were cliquey. I can't remember the response though as I had everyone not in my clique on ignore at the time as they were dullards.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)

LIARS on the internet??
No way, it never happens, no one ever lies on the Internet (by the way I am 175 lbs of pure muscle, I'm only 29, and am great looking, but I won't show any pictures because I want to be judged for my personality, not my looks)!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Oh, yeah, I forgot to say:
I'm very rich too, but I give money to charity and I pet fluffy bunnies.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Wait a second, according to your analysis, 160lbs of pure muscle would make you a LIAR. ONLINE
OMG, we have an internet liar in our midst.

*readies pitchfork*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, Reply)

How do you know that I'm not 160lbs of pure muscle?
Eh?
Eh?

Got you there!
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:13, Reply)

Mainly because i've met you
And although there was a certain amount of muscle, there was other stuff too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Okay, I'll come clean
I'm not 160lbs either.

But in my head I am!

LOLFATTY!
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

bored or dull
/dull chick
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)

I've decided
I would be a bionic crocodile as they can move fucking fast and their jaws can crush their prey with the ease of a mong clapping his hands together in glee.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

I like this.

(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Hippo
following that argument i'd be a hippo. They can run like 30km per hour and they're pretty fucking mean too
:)

-But for awesomeness of animal i'd be a tortoise. My favourite animal, the tortoise
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)

I'm going to stuff my fat face now
Laters.
(Stiff Richard, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)

fatty

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

If my limbs are going to be robotic
then clearly the optimal strategy is to go for something with a fuckload of limbs.

So I'm going to go Colossal Squid (which should please Al) and rip open submarines for fun.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

In that case...
Can I be a giant centipede with New Rock boots on each foot?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)

i quite like the idea of a robot mirror carp

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)