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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can you send me details of the hate gazzes?
I've never had a hate gaz.

Actually I sort of got one once, but it was more a tragic whinge than a hate.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I had a hate gaz 3 pages long.
And when I replied with a "well, that's told me!" they sent me another page of ranting accusing me of being patronising. Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)
Who from?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)
Catface.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)
He's only just learned to write.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)
He has one of those
special triangular rubber things on all his pencils so he knows how to hold them properly.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
I wouldn't call drawing pictures
of what he wants to drink/eat/do to you really writing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)
Hahaah!
I can imagine this.
"No, catface, I've got a headache. Stop pointing at it. And for the record, human-women have TWO nipples."
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)
I wish this could be highlighted somehow
in some kind of "best of" or "popular" page.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
So do I.
It deserves to be archived for The Future Of Mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)
We work on a system of hand gestures and grunts.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)
He puts your hand on you
and you grunt one for lower and twice for higher?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)
Essentially, yes.
Though it's hands, plural.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
Like one of those 'point to the pictures' thing spackers have.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
It's like you can see into my bedroom.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)
Oh, yeah', and that whole 'fritzl' thing......niiiice.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)
Sometimes he gets to be Fritzl.
On birthdays and special occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
haha
I may have to order some of those
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)
that sounds awesome
I'd like to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)
I'll try and dig it out.
It was because I said something disparaging about children.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
That they are all
snot nosed fuck trophies and that the sooner they have open season on them the better?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)
pretty much.
And apparently that makes me a bad person. I lost a grand total of no sleep over that.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
That narrows it down a bit then, Crackie.
CHCB in 'disparaging remark about children' shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
It's not like I go out of my way to hurt them.
Well, not all of them.

edit: and happy wee candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)
Then you get a C-
Must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)
I sexually abused a midget.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)
B+

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
B-
You are supposed to say "little person" now.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)
I think I'm going to have to start fishing for hate-gazes.
Damn my loveable personailty and face, damn it to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
same here
the most I got was a whiny piece of crap from the stig saying "you're being mean to me today"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)
I've had quite a few.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
Well you were
But he deserved it really.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
I deleted most of them, but can send you on some of them

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)
sent

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)

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