I haz broakin kitteh
ok b3tards looking for some advice...i recently purchased 2 maine coon kittens from a 'reputable breeder' and paid a lot of money in the process.

on getting in the car we hear that one of the kittehs is snuffly, dont think too much of it, we drive home.

to cut a long story short, the cat has a congenital nasal polyp that the insurance will not cover as it was a 'underlying condition'.

to get to this point we have had to pay out a reasonable amount of money to the bloodsucking vet and their stupid fucking dithering, i mean, how complicated can a cat be?

so, should i:

approach the breeder, who knows all about this situation, but has made no offer of compensation or taken on any responsibilty for the broakin kitteh she sold us, and tell her to sort the cat out or meet the bills that i incur in getting it sorted.

get my money back and risk the wrath of my daughter

cunt her in the fuck and piss through her letterbox


any help is appreciated
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:01, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Too many linebreaks.
cr3 is going to have your ass.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

This is true
I didn't read it because of all the line breaks and only checked the replies to see if I could guess what the OP was about from them.
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I'm going now.
See you at the carpark?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Bring the lube
I'll bring the black rubber dildo.
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)

penance
I have taken your linebreak criticisms onboard guys and i will endeavour to keep my posts more compact and readable. it isn't as easy as it looks though, too many and you get raped, not enough and you get anally raped.

im all confused now, and filled with self loathing
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

You'll come to enjoy the rape

( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)

You'll come to while enjoying the rape
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:18, Reply)

i already do
happy bum fun tiem
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:19, Reply)

What does that do to the cat?
More likely to die?
Or just sounds like it needs to blow it's damn nose?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Noo-Noo
It makes the cat sound as if it does need to blow it's nose. It also makes it sound like the resident skivvy in the Teletubbies, the sucking machine that is Noo Noo. So much so, that we have started to call the cat it.

Snort snort, grunt wheeze snort.....all day long.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:18, Reply)

also
the letterbox thing. But then, I don't really like cats much.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I've got a Maine Coon
He's called Fudge & has one eye :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Fuck me,
are they all broken in some way?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)

He used to be fine
but a nasty dog bit his eye off :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

mine is kind of broken...
...it farts a lot. Does that count?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Apparently if you stab it in the head with a kitchen knife attached to a hammer, film it, youtube it...
... there are vets on there who can tell you what to do
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Line breaks!
Ok b3tards looking for some advice...

I recently purchased 2 maine coon kittens from a 'reputable breeder' and paid a lot of money in the process. On getting in the car we hear that one of the kittehs is snuffly, dont think too much of it, we drive home. To cut a long story short, the cat has a congenital nasal polyp that the insurance will not cover as it was a 'underlying condition'. To get to this point we have had to pay out a reasonable amount of money to the bloodsucking vet and their stupid fucking dithering, i mean, how complicated can a cat be?

Should I approach the breeder* and tell her to sort the cat out or meet the bills that i incur in getting it sorted, get my money back and risk the wrath of my daughter or cunt her in the fuck and piss through her letterbox.

Any help is appreciated

*The breeder knows all about this situation but has made no offer of compensation or taken on any responsibilty for the broakin kitteh she sold us.
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:18, Reply)

That'd roughly do for a more readable post =]
I fear cr3 has made me feel comfortable letting my inner linebreak nazi out....
( Captain V, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Don't feel bad, it's perfectly reasonable
Not to punctuate

every few words

with a FUCKING LINE BREAK
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:22, Reply)

not the face
not the face
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:24, Reply)

there we go
in the hands of a professional, my amateuristic post layout now looks resplendent, readable, professional.....proud even.

there will be no more royal fuck ups from me, the raping may eventually give way to something altogether more, 'Fred West', and i don't want that. No way.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:23, Reply)

If they're truly a reputable breeder
and registered with the GCCF or the Maine Coon Cat Club then they should be willing to at least help. They obviously know more about common problems in the breed than you do, and if they sold you a kitten knowing it was below standard then you should consider reporting them to the MCCC.
Especially if it's congenital - it means one of her cats is carrying dodgy genes and shouldn't be bred from - or at least not paired with another carrier.

So, I would approach the breeder and see what they're willing to do. If they refuse to take any responsibility, report them so that other potential kitteh buyers know they might get fucked around. If they won't pay to get it sorted but will take the kitten back, best do it sooner rather than later. You don't want a poorly kitteh dying on you six months down the line when your daughter is *really* attached.
(berk, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)