You all ENJOY being stupid.

mod edit - stop

so which one of you grassed me up?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:32, 108 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh ffs
that's really going too far.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

so, rather than responding to a genuine request for some kind of reference to back up a comment
you have resorted to crudely photoshopping a pic of me.
what amuses me more is that what I said to cause it was saying that something appears to be something.

you seem to be mental. is this the case?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)

He won't be able to see this he's probably been stepped

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

looks like it
that's got to be some kind of record
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I've definitely been stepped.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Actually, I think I've been banned.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I wonder if my picture is still there
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/79852/1247757660/ignorance.jpg

edit: phew I'm glad, it took me ages.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Oh, well done.
You have just invalidated everything you've ever said, by behaving like a petulant little child.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)

^a thousand times this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

You have a silly beard.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Really, how old are you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Guess.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

6
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Okay, terribly bad form
but I deleted that set of answers because it's too depressing to read the same thing over and over again. Let's start again. You are coming across like someone who has very little life experience, so I'm assuming you're either 17 or 18 years old.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Guess again

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

How old are you?
You're about 15 right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Wow
The internet makes some people really angry...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

That's the beauty of it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I've never been on the receiving end of this much internet anger before
and I used to really seriously try and annoy people on IRC
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I'm not angry
just disapointed.

I liked your band though.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

thanks
my beard isn't silly though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Beards like that are invariably worn on the faces of people that think they are:
a) alternative
b) not a total tool
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Well
if that's what you think, you should surely have one?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH yeah, I went there.

but really, you are a tool. Why are you trolling so much?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

First 'meat puppet' now 'troll'
Can't you take a little banter?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Hmmmmm
there is banter, which we were quite happy with, and we all gave as good as we got, and there is posting photos of people, which, as I said, is going too far. Also, there is your ridiculously over the top anger to a request for a link.

These things are not banter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Why is Off Topic populated entirely by unfunny people with beards?
It's just creepy.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

it's almost like a meeting of geography teachers right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Maybe he's pognophobic?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Maybe you shouldn't use big words
They confuse me :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh don't mind me
Iz juss a goil...
How's you? This is funny!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I really don't think I'm alternative
and I'm pretty sure I'm not a total tool. Not that I have to defend my beard to you, but I have it because I like it and prefer how I look with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

You prefer how you look with it.
Why do you have a foetus in foetu growing off your chin, or no lips or something?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

not last time I looked
was a while ago mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

How come
You're allowed to post when your account's only 3 days old?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

magic

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Well if you do walk around being all smug and that...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

going for a circle of smugness here
the reason I am smug is because I have things to be smug about.
that's right, I'm smug about being smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

If the one
with the good beard is you, then with reference to a thread of yours a few days ago about making it piratey, you definitely should.
How could your image not be improved by plaits and beardbeads?
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I've tried
it's not as easy as it seems.

plus, I only have two beads and one of them is too small.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Tsk. Try harder
get yourself something like these:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Clip-On-Hair-Braiding-Beads-Dark-Blue_W0QQitemZ390051349234QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Crafts_Beads_CA?hash=item5ad0df42f2&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262&_trkparms=%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A30

Also, I originally read that as two beards. You may indeed have more than one but I don't really want to think about anyone trying to braid their pubes...
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

that is exactly what I need
I hadn't even considered looking tbh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'd watch my back if I were you
You might get internet murdered.
They can do that right? I'm sure it happened to Sandra Bullock in the 90s.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

yeah
but it was only Sandra Bullock, so no one cared
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

and now look at the mess we're in!
Someone's about to be disappeared. Heaven help us all. The internet is a terrible thing. It causes deaths and anger and a hurty stomach.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I need to watch MY back
This guy is probably grassing me up to the filth as we speak for breach of copyright or something.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Swine flu started as a computer virus.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ha!
Office lol
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Hahaha fucking hell
Trolling one of the least offensive people on Off Topic. Well done you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ask him about his girlfriend.
you'll want to hit him after a while
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

tell me about his girlfriend.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

he's referencing me basically saying that she meets all the criteria of being my ideal woman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I so want to hit you right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Why do you want to fuck him?
Are you an ignorant gay retard or something?
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

A little bit, V.
A little bit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I'm in luck
Excellent.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

She's awesome apparently

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Brilliant
She sounds lovely, do you have a photo?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I'm not enjoying how much you make me laugh
you thorough bastard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

If I were to troll someone
who should I troll?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

You can troll me if you like.
I'm in a fucking bad mood today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

But you don't have a beard
Silly!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I do I do I do!
It's fuzzy and grows out of my face and everything!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry...
Do you know you don't have your beard indicator swutched on? How do we know who we're supposed to pick on around here??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Of course, sorry.
It's temporary, really. Sometimes I cut it off, but the damned thing just keeps growing back.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

ME!
I have a beard and I've never been trolled.

Roota did stalk me for a while though coz she's full of the spikeylove.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Look
I stalked you. You spiked me. It was ugly. It's not over.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I internetlove you xoxox

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Oh no!
Now I need internetibiotics.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

internetsads
:0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Cheerz up
Wez havin netbaba! (and netchlamydz)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

It was me!
I did all the grassing...


What was the grassing about?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Ah lame,
I missed all the fun.
Some truck arrived and I had to break open oil drums with a hammer.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Now that was deliberate
Don't make me get all panda, sonny jim.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

...
Nope.
Old engine oil.
Had to clear 2600 litres of the stuff.
Most of the drums had rusted shut, so I got to bust them open with a massive hammer. It was most satisfying.
( Kaol will drag you into a cornfield, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

You forgot the orphans
You rescued orphans too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Nope.
Sod the orphans, I got to hit stuff with a fucking huge hammer.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I'm putting you on ignore

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

It's for the best.
I've finished work now, so I'm going back to my metal workshop.
Welding time!
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:16, Reply)

*nosy mare*
Shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Pffft!
Gaz me, and I'll reply tomorrow or later tonight if I'm on :p
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:18, Reply)

CAN EVERYBODY JUST SHAVE OFF THEIR BEARDS!!
This man is terrified. It's not fair. You're making him internet scared and internet angry.
All of you with beards, you're despicable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

But I like my tiny beard :(

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

My beard isn't tiny
Although it's a bit short as I gave it a trim last night.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

this is possibly my favourite post this week

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

And you're the beardiest of them all
I don't know how you can live with yourself. You remind him of that uncle. Yes, that one...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

*winks*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Mine (other than my own) is this:
Oh if we have had stuff in the newsletter
we are allowed to be opinionated cunts? Awesome
Kaol is going to have a gold plated pass to being a cunt
( The Grammar Badger wants Al's awful penis, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:49, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

as if we could stop him anyway
( Vipros is dead, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:50, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

HAhahaha!
( Kaol will drag you into a cornfield, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

yeah, that was good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Especially my post at the end.
Serious gravitas.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I'd say there was a significant gravitas shortfall

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I'd say that I'm awesome.
And RIGHT, because I've been in the newsletter.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

NEVER!
Embrace the internet fear
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Not you too?
There should be a beard tax on here. b3ta would be a gazillionaire.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Beard is a strong word
More tramp fuzz
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I'll even pluck the lil' hairs off my chinny chin chin
Just so he knows he's safe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Totally clicked this right here right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Does that mean something rude?
Is it what beardy people do when the curtains are drawn?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Very shortly
I will be unable to shave properly so I am giving up now. I guarantee that by the end of August I will be Sir Hairy MacHairy-Person of Hairybridge in Hairshire.
I'll look like a tree hugging hippy cos my hair grows so quick. Might leave it until Xmas if it doesn't get on my wick.

Then we'll see who is frightened.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)

You go to top of the Beard Death List
Please be careful. Someone might draw a cock over a picture of you and then post it on here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

That would probably
Be one of the kindest things you could do to a picture of me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I've had such fun this afternoon!
I'm off home. Later gators.
Remember: the internet is a Bad Thing. (and so are beards)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:18, Reply)