Calling All QOTW People
One of our own, Spimf, got badly burned by a shower of twats in Dubai and I offered to help him get his own back.

The company in question is Omnia Creative Consultancy and I want to help them with some publicity.

So, what I'd like all of you to is to post an in-line link pointing to Spimf's blog post about them. Basically, I want you to use companies name as the text inside the link and the link to be:

ominousdubai.blogspot.com/2009/06/burned-in-dubai.html

Just like I did up above. If we get enough of us doing this then Google will rank Spimfs posting higher than the companies official web-site.

So any of you who can, please post the link onto Facebook, your blog, Myspace, your own websites if you have them. Anywhere and everywhere is the ticket.

Omnia Creative Consultancy claim to offer S.E.O services to their clients. Together, let's show them want Search Engine Optimisation really means.

Sorry for the length but I think this is important.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:09, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Googles search engine doesn't work like that anymore

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Also
LINE BREAKS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Err
I like line breaks.

I've been posting here for 5 years and have always liberally sprinkled them around my posts and I'm not going to stop now.

So here's another one.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)

fair enough,
I don't like them between sentences so I reserve the right to moan about them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I Disagree
with you about line breaks but will fight to the death for your right to moan about them.

Or some such nonsense.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)

If
enough people do then it still works. Already we're creeping up the rankings.

I've also a few subdomains with the keywords in the domain name, pages with the title Omnia Creative Consultants and so on.

Just watch. In a couple of weeks Spimfs tale will be one or two in Google.

Bet you an ice cream.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)

why didn't he ask us to do it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)

He's too busy trying to feed his family.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

^Pffft

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

He's
been biding his time and sorting things out. He asked me to wait in the wings until he'd done what he had to do.

The he sent me a Gaz that said:

Let Loose The Kraken

And I'm sure he'll be along soon to endorse this message.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

translation
the feckers finally cut him a check, didn't they? so now he's free to exact his revenge
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

not quite
read my post this week about banking practice in dubai

www.b3ta.com/questions/banks/post485162

hopefully it will be an eyeopener to anyone thinking of working in dubai

which is also the point of my blog

and thanks to all here for your kind words and deeds to support that mission (trys to think of a less dramatic term than 'mission')




cant
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 1:44, Reply)

I'll get this done this evening.
It would also help if as many people as possible put this in their signatures, perhaps?

Oh, and Omnia Creative Consultancy.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Nice Idea
But wouldn't help much as all the links would come from the same domain so Google would ignore it.

But I like your thinking

Cheers

P.S - you got your link wrong :)
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Sorted.
Nothing like a little google bombing to brighten the day?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Yup
What would be really funny if 4chan got involved. Anyone know anyone from there? I'd ask myself but those fuckers scare me.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Don't look at me, sorry fella.
As soon as I signed in I can imagine the "STFU N00BF@G" etc.

4chan is a strange place.

/Edit

I do however work with a bloke from 4chan who is now aware of what is going on, and he is introducing our somewhat less civilised friends to their latest dose of lulz.

In short, sorted.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Oh Dear
I just did a snort-wee.

Wine on my laptop screen now. Looks Purty....

If your mate does post something on 4chan can you post it here or Gaz me? It takes a lot to get their attention but if they think this is a worthy cause then Omnia are fucked....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I've asked the man in question to email me the link when he gets it up there.
I'm feeling quite righteous at the moment.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)

If you're not sure how...
then open notepad, and save this to a txt file.

<a href="http://ominousdubai.blogspot.com/2009/06/burned-in-dubai.html">Omnia Creative Consultancy</a>

Then just paste it into any forum etc. that'll accept html tags.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

That
is exactly how to do it.

Thanks for this.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)

The Wiki article
ranks quite high on Google, but has been deleted as being an inappropriate page or something
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I put it in a blog.
even though no one reads it. But I still did it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Even
If no human reads your blog, Google does and so will count in the number of sites linking. Which is what we want.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I can list this
as an advert on some of my sites if you like?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Please.
I just want as many sites as possible linking to Spimfs post with the words Omnia Creative Consultancy

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I'm not a member of any forums other than this but I'll join some
and post the link.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I Feel
the birth of a Google Bomb.

I feel the wave building.

It'll be interesting to see how this all pans out.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Hmm
this page is actually now the 7th highest result for Omnia Creative Consultancy.

have linked from my gay blog.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Have linked
on my blog, and farcebook.

Also tried putting it into the comments of the Times Online article that PJM linked to earlier (about Dubai), but not sure if it'll make it past the mods.

EDIT: mods haven't let it through. Bugger.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Done
to 8 forums, Facebook, Myspace and hopefully 4chan later on tonight.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Done
On MySpaz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)

test
Omnia Creative Consultancy

Ok, Any ideas why it looks OK here and like a monkey shat out a scrabble set elsewhere I have posted it?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

This page now comes first when you Google: Omnia Creative Consulting
It comes second when you Google: Omnia Creative.

I've added the link to my Facebook page but made a mess of it I think.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)