Have you ever considered changing your name? Either a forum name or your actual name?
I considered changing this to beckyletters or moreinfluentialthanhitler, but decided I couldn't be bothered with typing either in when I logged in each day.

If I were to change my real name I'd change it to something spectacular that no one would forget.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:38, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not changing my name
But I considered insisting that people use my middle name rather than my first. But by then I was a teenager and it would never have caught on.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

real name 'Beckysuckscock' ?
no one would forget that
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Nah, I'd get bored of it too easily ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)

yeah, sucking cock is boring
BeckySupercalifragilisticexpialidocious could be pretty awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I never said sucking cock was boring...
,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I know, but it can be

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)

^This
Haha!
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Not if you're doing it right

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Oh I see.
First I don't know what a sexy film is and now I don't know how to give blow jobs.

Harumph!
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Well if you get bored giving them then to me you're not doing it right.
Maybe I just like the feeling of power...Buggers off back to revision and stops thinking about cocks. Oh great reproduction and genetics, my favourite!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I give great head, thank you very much.
and I like doing it too, but some men are just boring
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Then they don't deserve your masterful skills!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)

It can depend
on whether you're doing it because you like doing it or because you like the person you're doing it to.

I'm told.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Sokcox sounds like a real sirname

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Changed it 3 times.
Once via deed poll and twice via marriage ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I hate my real name but I can't really imagine being called anything else.
I love my B3ta name though. It's sooooo me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I quite like my name.
Only thing I don't like is when people say words like 'pool' or 'pull', when I'm not really listening, and I think they're trying to get my attention.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:52, Reply)

You think you have it bad?
My name can be mistaken for any slightly garbled yelp. Or a dog barking. Or someone vomiting.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Hello Yuri!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

...or someone addressing a bloke called Yuri

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Huey?
perhaps...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)

I like my name...
both my real name and my b3ta username. I'm even thinking of naming my first son after my real name (but not my b3ta username). I'd be able to tell if I've been a good father if my son carries on the tradition and also names my grandson after my name. But if he names my grandson after my b3ta username, something must have gone drastically wrong.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)

I'll never change my name.
I do hate my first name IRL though, so maybe I'll change it to something charming and rakish like, er, Maximillian.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Then I shall change mine to Millicent and we can be the two Millies and conquer the world with our AWESOMELOLZ
Trufact.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Or change it to Minnie
and be Max and Min.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

THE MILLIE HAS SPOKEN
WE ARE LEGION
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

BRUTAL DELUXE

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I think Stamina would make a nice girls name
A certain type of girl anyway.

If I was going to change my b3ta name it'd probably be to a username from some other thing, like Fireweasel or AceyDavey.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)

My ex really wished her name was Minty Postlethwaite.
I'm not sure why.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Bit late
But just last night I was contemplating changing my name from [Captain] Steven [V] to [Captain] Horace* Steven Woodbridge [V] as that was my Grandad's full name.

*Or Horatio, need to check what his first name really was.
( Captain V, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)

I've changed mine twice by deed poll
not to anything amusing though. My wife and child both have my third surname which I doubt the would have done if my surname was pigfucka or something.

My aunt went to uni with a guy who changed his name to Rory Borealis for charity and never changed it back.
( Peej, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)