I've just got off the phone
to a bloke called Ted Holiday.

Who have you spoken to of late who has a brilliant name?

Alternatively, what are you doing this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:26, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh all sorts.
A fella by the name of Keith Godbehere, as well as the impressively named Susan Battlemuch.

However nothing beats Barrington Dalrymple, a Mrs Shitta and Revlon Cato for impressively named people.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Remember Reader's Digest?
Where the letters were signed by "Tom Champagne"

Also, when in a metting, the boss's mobile rang. With the Nokia standard ringtone, and the guy was a dead ringer for Dom Joly. It was uncanny. Anyway, he answered the phone and it was a wrong number, someone asking for "Gertrude Millington", which sounds like some old dear in an episode of Poirot.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

No, I don't sadly.
'Tis a great name though, full of 1970's promise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Theresa Tickle
She answers the phones ' Hello, Tess speaking' and I have to try very hard not to laugh.

Her email signature also reads TESS TICKLE.

Hee hee :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Friend of a friend
recently got married and there was some debate as to what to do with their surnames. They ended up using the more ordinary of the two (close to Smith for commonality if I remember correctly)

the other name that they decided not to use: Juggernaut

just imagine it: Hi, I'm Mr Juggernaut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

"and I'm the Juggernaut's bitch"

( Captain V, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

That
would be all kinds of awesome!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

My boss used to have dealings with
Terry Christmas.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Having worked in a library
We had some doozies on our system:

Colin Pooe
Diego Ponce
Sylvana Fukalova
Claudio Wanko

There was also a Garth Vader but that was almost definitely a wind up. A tiny part of me wishes it wasn't.
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

We have a customer called
Jared Booz.

this weekend I shall mostly be working, with a short interlude to go see the Steve Miller Band tomorrow night.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

When I worked at Natwest
we had a customer called "Monkeywrench Loadingbay". Deed-poll methinks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

At School
There was a girl called Kylie Smilie

and twin sisters called Poppy and Daisy Meadows
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Both applied for Decathlon cards
Dong Mingazhu
Sarah Pitchfork (we've agreed this is probably the best name that doesn't sound rude)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

we had mr & mrs brilliant as clients recently

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Merkin
Used to work with Randy Justice. Sadly dead now.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

My friends have ace names.
Chris Blood. Dan Blades. Sarah Fox-Bonus.

Bah. I wish I had a cool name.

Signed

Khal Danger McAwesome.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Going to this this weekend:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8168892.stm
Should be fun, hopefully will be able to get tickets
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Also worked with
Don Law. Simple, but almost absolutely should have a cop show specifically made for him. "DC Law was on the wrong side of town. But its HIS town, and he IS THE LAW." or something funny.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Mr. Knut Barstad
Operations Manager for one of our contractors. Spoke to him on Friday. Also Mr Rocky Mandible, diving supervisor for another one of our contractors that I call up ocassionally....but having said that the Vice President of the whole country here is called 'Goodluck Jonathan'.
(Oil Slick, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 18:53, Reply)