Sweet titty-fucking zombie jesus h christ on a bike
I'm bored.

Getting to the point where I'm so bored I can't think and reject all suggestions on how to alleviate my boredom.

Is there anyone you really really loathe for really stupid reasons?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I loathe you for your stupid posts

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)

that's a good reason surely
you fucking cum-sponge

also, a very predictable one. must try harder.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:33, Reply)

it's better than your posts
you self felcher
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:35, Reply)

if I were a self-felcher
I'd be a whole lot better at yoga than I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:38, Reply)

They make
really long bendy straws nowadays
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:41, Reply)

that's just wrong
really wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I don't loathe him
but there's a guy I work with who licks his lips in such an irritating way that every time I see him do it I want to punch him in the face.
That's pretty bizarre, right?
*worries vaguely about sanity*
(berk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:38, Reply)

doesn't seem bizarre to me
little things like that make me insane. was mostly curious about whether I was alone.

I have come to the conclusion that my boiling, rabid hatred of certain people and things allows me to be the generally happy, easy-going and positive person that I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Oh, and stuff like this
uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090803/ten-jade-goody-speaks-to-jackiey-from-be-ea4616c.html

I clicked in disbelief and began twitching with rage about two sentences in. I don't know whats worse; the fucking credulous tool of a council estate scumbag pikey mother or the hippy bullshit she's espousing. I'm all for a little bit of hippy stuff - peace, love and weed etc - but speaking to the dead? Isn't that just fucking sick to pretend you can do that?
(berk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:45, Reply)

fucking hell
that is awful. it's not the first time either.

it was bad enough that jade was in the fucking press so much without her one-armed cunt of a mother getting in on it too. Who the fuck wants to hear that shit?

no one!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Fucking bored here
Somebody HELP ME

I hate that hot looking bitch on BBC breakfast news. I used to fancy her but slowly I came to realise that she's just a breakfast tease, with her silly pouts, girly behaviour and... stuff. Whats her name again... Susanna Reid!!!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I see your point
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKr6Dm7imRA
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Some funny comments
"I want to stuff my penis in her face. "
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)

My wife can't understand why I think Susanna Ried is hot
but she is
( Peej, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I know she's hot
But I can't put my finger on exactly why she irritates me. It's like.... contrived? She puts on silly faces to the camera, almost like "come to bed" / "I want you" pouts. Or maybe I just REALLY fancy her.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:58, Reply)

We could stalk her?

( Peej, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

We could work on shifts!
And share stolen underwear!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Steve Bruce
I fucking hate his swollen ugly misshapen face with a passion
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Bruce Forsythe
Hope he dies soon.

That's a bit harsh.
Yes, I know I am PollyfuckingAnna.
I dislike the man, think he's a sexist pig and so on but I'm sure his family love him.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Sarah Fucking Kennedy
For being Sarah Fucking Kennedy with her nauseating jolly hockey sticks demeanour, inability to read anything out on air without stumbling over every other word and questionable political leanings.

Enoch Powell was the best prime minister this country never had, you know. According to the insufferable bitch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Sophie Eliis-Bextor
She really gets on my tits.

I think it's because she's got no stage presence when she's singing. She just stands there and wiggles like a wallflower at a school dance.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:48, Reply)

She does look a little bit
like an alien, but she has some catchy tunes - and I don't even like pop.
(berk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I don't mind her songs
It's just her I don't like!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:51, Reply)

M Night Shalymanamanamanam
Stop making shit films with shit endings and shit CGI

Also, and I think this goes without saying really, but I'm going to say it anyway - Paul David Hewson. I hate you Paul. I hate you more than everything in the world ever.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:49, Reply)

This.
A hundred thousand times this. I saw 'the village', I think it was called, and actually threw cushions at the tv in rage at the appalling ending.
(berk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Agreed
'Bono' is a cock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:52, Reply)

hmm, maybe my t shirt should read
"Fuck you, Paul David Hewson"

strictly speaking though, the reasons to hate him are too innumerable to count, so it doesn't answer my original question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

As Berk said, the Village is a disgrace
But the one that really hurt me was "The Happening". Quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen with such a STUPID premise.

It was like "Right, I let's do a film with another twist."

"Well I can't think of a well-thought out, clever yet plausible storyline that's going to fool the audience so let's just make up soemthing completely and utterly inexplicable and pretend that it's a TWIST!"....

GAH!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Well that's like the end of signs
if you haven't seen it I'm ruining the ending for you THE ALIENS CAN'T STAND WATER!

It's a good job they didn't land on a planet predominately made of water and has water in the atmosphere and you know maybe has water falling from the sky occassionally.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)

It's the equivalant of a murder "whodunnit"
And leading the audience to believe that the killer is X Character.

Only to "twist" us at the end by saying:

But AHHA it was actually a sexually repressed mutant capybara from outer space all along!! Stupid audience thinking it was Mark Wahlberg. Fools!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I like the idea of writing a M Night Shalylamamamammama film
A couple move into a house which seems fine at first the neighbours are all lovely and everything is going well until suddenly for no reason a plague of GIANT FLEAS infest the town biting everyone and giving them terrible fevers, rashes and that pasty deathy look people in films get. Probably all sweaty too.

The twist is they all recover and live happily ever after
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I'd watch that if it was well done

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)

The Happening
was that the one with the bees? And then everyone dies? The trailer looked alright but when I realised it was M Night Shyamalashite I threatened death to the other half who wanted to see it. I heard that it was quite bewilderingly shit.
(berk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

My memory is off
But there were a lot of shots where the protagonists were considering where the killer threat was coming from, and they would eye the forests/bushes and the audio would be as you say like a bee buzzing sound.

However, it was something SPOILER SPOILER along the lines of a chemical released by trees that turns humans into suicidal murderous psychos SPOILER OVER SPOILER...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Oh, you're joking
the TREES did it? That's just...why would that even occur to anybody as a feasible plotline? I was right in my assessment of bewilderingly shit then..
(berk, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:11, Reply)

It's even worse than that
The shock ending is that suddenly it just stops. I was really looking forward to seeing how humanity would adapt to not being able to have more than two people in close proximity but instead it just all goes back to normal. It was a complete kick in the teeth.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Miley Cyrus
Although that probably doesn't answer Vipros's question either!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

it kind of does
as my reason for hating her is purely because of her father, his mullet and his songs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Nothing to do with the fact
that she's an artificially wholesome, annoying American brat?

(BRC's songs are shit though)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

there is that
same thing with all those cunts in high school musical, and everything similar to that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I swear to god,
if my neice ever attempts to persuade me to watch High School Musical with her I will as politely as possible tell her to get to fuck.

Fucking Zac effing Efron. Twat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Paris Hilton
a more vacuous waste of space I've never seen or heard of.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

this ^
and the way her features are all huddled up around her nose for fear of falling off, she's an ugly vapid trout too
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

and her eyes are all squinty like and scary.
And she thinks she's hot shit but she's not. She's a proper munter.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)

you are right there
the fact that she is a horrible person (and I use the term loosely) wouldn't be so bad if she were actually attractive rather then being a fucking minger. and a rake thin one at that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Oh news readers?
George Alagiah. What a fucking smug, egotistical, overpaid, pointless twat. He thinks he's a news reader, but he's not, he's a news presenter AND THAT'S FOR THOSE FACIST BALL-SUCKING CUNTS SKY, NOT THE BB FUCKING C.

Just read the news, you clunge-faced cretin.
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I hate
Nerys Hughes.

Ah, the beautiful sparkling healthy spa water of Bath, in Avon.

May not have been made up by me
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:30, Reply)

HMHB FTW!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:36, Reply)