I seem to have been responsible for an outbreak of rib love on /ot.
Watch yourselves. Those little things are sharp.
This morning, I informed someone that he was a racist prick. Al would have been proud of me.
What are you proud of?
Or fuck off. I don't mind.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:52, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Im proud of my massive ego
Im rising a bit on the rib love thing though, I may just be being thick.
( Peej, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I've just been out and blown £8 on two racks of pork ribs
and £3 on two different marinades.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Reggae Sauce
That goes very well on ribs
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I haven't tried that yet.
Must remember to get me some.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

i think you must mean
Levi Roots' Reggae Reggae Sauce

Note the doubling of the reggae, i assume this is to add to the Jamaican authenticity of it all.



rastafari
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I'm proud of you, Clendrix,
For making the right choice on Saturday. Not like Captain V.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

And I'm proud of you
for doing something on Saturday that I would be too scared to do :)
V is a mong.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

It's not my fault
:(
( Captain V, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Kinda is.
I'm disappointed. You've known about it for ages.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I meant that I'm a mong

( Captain V, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Oh.
It totally is your fault that you're ditching me though :(
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

No
It's totally my friends' fault for doing a triathlon on the same day and partly mine for not realising it was on the same day until recently.
( Captain V, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:59, Reply)

:(

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:05, Reply)

What are you doing on saturday?
Why aren't I invited?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Playing a gig.
I did invite you.
You said "I'm not coming to Bishop's Stortford".
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Oh yeah,
fuck that, but good luck
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)

*waits for insult*

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Vipros is a smug cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

bastard
that made me laugh more than anything else today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

even the cheap laughs are still laughs

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I'm not proud
I'll laugh at anything

christ, you've made it so that I think everything I come out with is smug.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Oh how smug.
Four references to self in one post.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)

quiet you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Pffft!

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

hope that goes well for you
how long are you playing for?

I almost feel bad that you came to my first gig and I'm not coming to yours
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Until I hit him with a bottle of piss.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:15, Reply)

you'd better be recording that
I want to see it on youtube on sunday morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Just you try it, young lady.
My entourage will... Shove you, RUDELY.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I'm with Becky.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Try to stop her getting in any fights

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I'll probably be on the gin.
So I imagine I'll be too busy starting some to stop her getting in to any.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm not gonna be drinking.
I've gotta drive the van.
Yeah... THAT van.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'm not drinking either
I've got to drive three weirdos off the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Bad luck,
I only have to drive one.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Well, two,
If you count me.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

WE'LL BE LISTENING TO SLAYER

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:49, Reply)

We'll be listening to Pantera,
I reckon :D
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Yeah, you've gotta keep your
wits about you whilst driving internet weirdos around the place!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I am proud of being accepted onto an MSc course.
I am also proud to discover that I like experimenting.

I also want ribs again now.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Experimenting with what?
Drugs?
Sex?
test tubes and bunsen burners?
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Certainly not drugs. Not my thing at all.
And I have no access to bunsen burners and test tubes.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Sex?
Did you keep the lights on this time : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Oh yes.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)

OMG!
You'll be a REAL SCIENTIST like me!
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Sweetheart, I shall be a Master of Science.
You can only dream...
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

:(

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I'm proud of not eating meat in 19 years.
Fish don't count right?
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

cock does.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Bugger!
Forgot about meat and two veg.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Ew...
Fish-cock-meat? :(
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I'm proud that I've not been smug for almost a whole 2 hours
I realise that this post negates that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Who did you call a racist prick?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

There were two men having an argument in the corner shop.
The man behind the counter was from Bangladesh, the shouty customer was Middle-Eastern.

The customer was becoming increasingly rude. But as I left, I heard him saying, 'Just refund me. I very nice, I not be rude.'
I said,' Apart from the racsim.'
He said, 'I not racist. NOT RACIST.'
'Oh really? Even when you just said you thought he served you yesterday because they all look the same?'
'I NO RACIST.'
'You are - you're a racist prick. Fuck off.'

I left him shouting because I was late for work.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

DISHING OUT THE JUSTICE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I enjoyed myself immensely.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR HONDA ACCORD!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I'll run him over tomorrow.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Cool
That'll show him!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I call my boss a racist all the time
because he is
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I wish I was as racist as Al thinks I am.
I would have loved to have shouted, 'Hey, wait a minute - you both look the same to me. FUCK OFF HOME!'
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:19, Reply)

haha
there's contant debate here over the proper meaning of "nigger" my favorite argument is "anyone can be a nigger, I'm white but I can be a nigger at times"
To which I respond "why don't you just shut the fuck up and not say it at all?"

I could say I'm not racist but I hate white people
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Niggardly
Date: 1571

1 : grudgingly mean about spending or granting : begrudging
2 : provided in meanly limited supply
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Ah the David Howard thing
I remember at the time thinking "He's done nothing wrong" and another person involved in it used a word that in fact did have racial connotations (don't ask me what it was I can't remember) and no-one batted an eyelid.
( Peej, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I totally made it to work on time this morning

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I like rib-xylophone
with finger-mallet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply)