I find approximately three b3tans attractive.
And to the best of my knowledge they're single.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

;)

(TheColonel, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

So you'd have to rape them?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:46, Reply)

they're too far away to even consider it
Since I won't admit to the others I'll say Becky is hot
I know not of her relationship status but there you go
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)

She's a cracker in the sack, I'll give you that
but her clitoris is the size of mount etna, you might be better off steering clear.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)

you know what her personality is like
surely that tells you everything about her relationship status?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Haha!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:50, Reply)

online personalities are usually quite different than offline

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

LIES

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

you often give random strangers a picture of your cock dressed as hitler?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

If I don't do that every single day
I feel deeply unsatisfied
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I reckon she likes snuggle-wugglez fwom kittenz and puppiez.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:55, Reply)

precisely!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Then you reckon wrong
she likes it hard and fast, and she doesn't like it when you make eye contact
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Are you sure that in your case, it wasn't just that she wanted it over quickly
and didn't want to be reminded who it was that was flailing away at her?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

This may be the case
When will I ever find somebody capable of loving me, eh Wookie? Eh?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

You won't.
I think your best bet is to end it now, really.

Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Surely you could love somebody like me, Wookie?
Or will you reject me too?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)

If I liked ginger fur,
I'd go for an Orangutan. Those lips!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)

My fur isn't ginger
it's Chestnut brown
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Keep telling yourself that.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Haha, would you give her one? Would you bang her? What would you like to do to THAT if she was walking down Wood Green high street after buying a bottle of orange robbinsons on special off er for £1.98 at the sainsburys?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Euch, not again, no.
She was lovely until I realised just how hilariously unstable she actually is.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

In this thread, i'm finding you such a charming little turn on, right now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

That's my intention entirely
to turn you on, I'm going out of my way to impress you and get you all fired up. I want to bum you in the mouth.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Who are the other two?
loldoucwhatididthere?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

not tellin !

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:55, Reply)

ME ME ME
you said I was attractive before.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Actually I was thinking of you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I'm as smug as Vipros.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I've heard that is pretty smug.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

you're not wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

You should go around telling all the UK based b3ta women how hot I am.
don't show them any pictures though, that'll ruin it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I imagine that you look like my friend Ian
or at least how he looked before he developed massively long dreads
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)

shall I just scatter random posts across b3ta saying that you're hot?
"Hey single ladies, have I got the guy for you? Yes! His name is PsychoChomp, well bred, well fed (not fat) and utterly chic. He's golden! If you're interested send us a gaz! He's the true definition of luxury."
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:16, Reply)

"He's like Andrex toilet tissue. Soft, strong and very long"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:18, Reply)

His pic is on the B3ta flickr pages.
Check him out ladies.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:19, Reply)

nothing like I expected
for a start, he's smiling...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Nah! it's just wind.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

here's the best photo of me for a while,
I'm not the girl.
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs170.snc1/6371_145862160109_565700109_3742035_3955396_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)

you actually look quite cool
well done.

just for that here's a reward. Me and Mrs V

this isn't our wedding btw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'm so fucking cool, it hurts.
You have a silly beard which seems to be b3ta standard.
But generally less smug and ugly than I was expecting well done.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

thanks
beards are fairly prevalent it's true. a lot of my real life friends have them too.

mine is mostly there to disguise my big round face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I need to grow a beard :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

you can borrow mine
*waggles eyebrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)

thanks doll, but it won't match my new hair color

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)