It's probably because I know the next time I have sex won't be in it.
As "it makes him come quicker"

(as if that were physically possible...)

I just fancy sex fullstop. Ah well. 20th isn't that long to wait.


Lonely is obvious. Relationship, impossible. I'm going to be the lonely cat-lady of b3ta.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That position has already been taken.
Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Catlady in waiting? :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

aw moi poor baybii !
wud u lk 2 snugglewuggle?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:22, Reply)

For a scary moment then I thought you meant me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Why wouldn't you want to snuggle with Gonz?
He's lovely. We're going to have a Wimpy tonight before we go out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

A Wimpy?
Is that anything like reverse cowgirl?
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I'm going to have a brown derby.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Dirty boy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

And by 'wimpy', you don't mean the resturant.
MASSIVE WINK
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I'm ok, thanks :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Phone him up about three hours before you come over and tell him to have a wank
Or better yet, two.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Alternatively
If he comes too soon make him go down on you until he's ready to try again.

Or, make a point of explaining that if you go unsatisfied, you will be telling all his friends about it. The worry should prevent him doing anything.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

NSFW - mong porn
www.heaven666.org/fat-ugly-and-small-12826.php
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

That is so wrong

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

It inspires hope in me

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I'd rather have a wank

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Hahahaha, you think he's got friends?
Nah, I might get him all the way out here, and just do nothing. He'll hate me, but you know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

On behalf of all men out there: NOT FUNNY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

On behalf of all women:
Coming after 15 seconds - ALSO NOT FUNNY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)

How old is he?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Now, 21.
When we first slept together, 18.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I shouldn't mock someone I know nothing about
but you'd think after three years you would have learnt to control yourself a bit better.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Hold up
aren't you only just 18? Doesn't that mean he's a peadofile statutory rapist?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Oh man, they're totally going to laugh at him in the nonce wing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I bet they'll take it in turns
to poke his cock and laugh as he comes before they beat him up with their soap wrapped in towels
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

We've not been together.
We were going out, but he broke up with me. We've slept together about...10 times in those 3 years? And I'm the only girl he's slept with.


I was 16. I'm 19 in a matter of days :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

not deliberate either
whereas what you have planned is a typical example of illogical womanly nastiness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Well, you say it's not deliberate
sometimes I just want to go to sleep.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

THIS.
Failing to come for half an hour while receiving a hand job? Also not funny.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

It's not his fault your massive pert 17 year old heaving oiled breasts and limp wristed manual action
aren't enough to make him want to spaff his batter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Ok, lets clear some things up here...
1) I'm almost 19.
2) I wish my breasts were massive.
3) I'll have you know, I'm rather good at handjobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

1) Fair enough
2) I'm not psychochomp, so no comment
3) sadly, all the evidence so far points to the contrary.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I wasn't looking for comment.
Not true! He actually told me he did it on purpose just to piss me off. When it suited him, he could come faster than a virgin on the set of a porn film.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

He told you that
but the reality was that he was feeling horny earlier in the day and elected to have a wank by himself.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)