My wife has slept with 4 people including me and has told me I have an average penis.
Until now I was sure I had a fantastically amazing lovestick

What truths have you been told that stung a bit?
( Peej, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:48, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm with a girl
Whom I valiantly relieved of a hymen. So in a way I'm the best she ever had. But secretly I must keep her from 99.9% of the population for fear that she will find out that I have a micro-penis...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

P.s.
May contain lies
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

may?
of course it does - it wasn't valiant at all, was it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Nope
It was calculated and conniving muhahaha
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)

You're fat, you're useless, you're shit in bed, you'll never amount to anything, and everyone, including the dog hates you!

Oh, said to me?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

That does apply to you
Nelly No-Card!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Shut it you!
Baldy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I might be bald
but I have a fit mrs and a cashcard :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:05, Reply)

And...
I'm off for a little cry now...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Hahahah
and a cashcard :0)

Quality retort.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:15, Reply)

"Stop whining and complaining and GROW UP"
sad times
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)

oh and I broke my friends laptop and when I arrived at his party the other night I heard him say
"here's Kristine I wonder if she's gonna break my laptop again" I said 'what?' he said "nothing" and walked past me

sad times

I apologised and offered to replace it and everything :'[
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:00, Reply)

how did
you manage to break the laptop?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I was drunk, the dog lept on me, I threw it onto the floor, blamed it on the dog
essentially it was my fault as I shouldn't have been using it

bad person, etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 18:01, Reply)

Is 4 really a valid sample size to confidently declare yours as average?
Surely the only way to be sure is to send her out on the town with instructions to sleep with as many men as possible thereby increasing the sample size to a statistically valid number to allow her to draw the correct conclusion
(bill, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

She could compare her findings
to those of all her friends and undertake a meta-study.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Alternatively find a source from like er wikipedia or something
See what the average is there. Isn't it 6 inches or summat? *Shrugs*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:05, Reply)

xkcd.com/507/
(bill, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Dull.
Oh, and I hate being called a liar as well. It used to be true, but not anymore.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Bullshit.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Every single time I think I'm adanvancing in my work today i'm going back 12 steps.
It's fucking pissing me off big time.

Everything was PERFECT today, and I've spent today going around and around in circles, spanding sevral languages and frameworks.

GNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I don't even have any sort of Version Control to fix the fuckers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Spanding?

( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:18, Reply)

spending

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:47, Reply)

truths you say?
That my girlfriend says there isn't much point in me booking a (cheap) flight to see her in Toulouse in october.
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 18:26, Reply)

sad times

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 18:28, Reply)

She has good reason though, she'll be coming back home for a week in November and I'm going to help her move out in december.
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 18:38, Reply)