I saw a film called "Zombieland" last night.
It was fucking awesome, and gets my highest level of recommendation, 8/10.

Perfect balance of gore, action, humour and a fantastic cameo.
I really recommend it, unless you're dead inside and hate everything.
Best film I've seen this year.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:05, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm really looking forward to this one.
I'm glad it's good.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Really very good indeed!

( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:08, Reply)

A friend of mine is going to see this tonight
He was suitably excited about it already, I'll pass this so he might scream with excitement like a little girl.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I wish warrnambool wasn't so shit.
I'd go to see this if the cinema hadn't burned down. Bloody hell.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I really want to see this
but the mrs isn't keen at all. I may have to go to the pictures on my own.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Go see it with Clendrix,
She'll love it!
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Ah, the cinema on your own.
The saddest of all adventures, is that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Last time this happened,
There was a massive fight in the screen, and the film was shit.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Did you start the fight?
Was it just so someone would give you some attention?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Nah,
It was some builder-looking Essex guy who started punching a young-ish guy in the head for being on his phone.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

That sound entirely justified
I fucking hate people who use their phones in the cinema, even for texting, the light pisses me off. If it's that fucking urgent go outside, if it's not turn your fucking phone off.

And people who talk to their friends annoy me too. Especially in pubs or on the streets. If it's that important go home and phone them, if not shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my world of silence.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Ah, welcome to the wonderful world of an old and slightly unhinged man.
I've missed not being here to read your rants, al.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Fucking students
go and get a real job you scrounger!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Hey!
I do technically kind of have a real job. I provide music at weddings and the like. So suck on that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Tell me about it
I went to see Watchmen by myself. That really was a low point, going to a geeky comic book film on your own. I'm surprised I didn't get beaten up on the way out for being a loser virgin.

I'm not either of those things mind, but I must have looked like it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Aw Al!
I'd come with you if I lived nearer. We could fiddle with each other as we watched it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Oh thanks
Now when I watch it alone I will be haunted by the thought that if I only lived further north I could be molesting, and being molested in turn, by someone who doesn't like me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

It's dirtier if you don't like them : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

excellent
I shall try and see it next week. I was really hoping it would be good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I am tempted to go see that tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I don't think there will be many young laydeez there
that you can sleaze over.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

There's a 12-year-old girl
In the film. He's well in there.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

ffs kaol, I'm a paedophile now?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

*shrugs*
You tell me...
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

No I'm not,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Ok
I'll take your word for it... This time.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

?
.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Take it on the chin chompy.
You know you've arrived when you're accused of peodophilia on B3ta.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I'm going to go with a young lady.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

How young?

( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

26

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

That's fine then.
I think it'll be a good "date movie". Lots of bits to make you jump, but lots of funny bits too.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

It's not a date she's just a mate.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

she is with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

It's the girl who's relationship I destroyed last week.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

...
Bit soon, isn't it?
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Yes, if it was a date or I was going to hit on her
but it isn't and I wont.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Fair enough.
You should test the waters a little, I reckon, though.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

By that,
I mean a little of the "salty magic sleeping juice" in her jumbo Pepsi.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Does Mel know you refer to it as her
"Jumbo Pepsi"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Nah,
Cinema food and drinks are over-priced shit.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:35, Reply)

are you saying Mel is cheap?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Well,
... I am unemployed...
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

fair point
work-shy layabouts like you have to take what they can get
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Are you saying Mel is just "what he could get"?
Because i've met her, and she could easily kick your arse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I was just stating what he had implied
my opinion on the matter is neither here nor there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Oh dear...

( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I'd like to draw your attention to this part of the exchange:
are you saying Mel is cheap?
Vipros everything is green and submarine, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:37,

Well,
... I am unemployed...
Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:38
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I'm unemployed,
So no over-priced cinema snacks!
Honestly, you should interview politicians or something.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I already do....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Take a satsuma, ready peeled, in a plastic bag
and a small carton of supermarket own brand orange juice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

*cackles*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Nah, I'm not interested,
there's a proper date coming up on sunday.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

don't listen to kaol
he's just trying to scupper your date at the weekend, so he can get win our bet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You're going to lose the bet, it's just a matter of time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:37, Reply)

that did occur to me
I feel like I should have put a time limit on it. bit late now though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Unless he marries the girl,
I win.
And even then, there could still be a messy divorce.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

bugger
good job internet pounds are worthless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

As an aside,
I just saw this, and thought of you:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8294355.stm
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

love the quote under one of the pictures
"bassoon action from 1942"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I'm so tempted by one of those damn things...
£350... We shall see.
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:53, Reply)

is the video any good?
I'll check it out at lunch if so
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah, it's cool,
Worth a watch!
( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

just did
I must have one of those. a lot of it sounded like 80s and early 90s computer games, but there's nothing wrong with that.

fucking cool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

So, we know that she's vulnerable
you've GOT to think outside the box if you ever want to hide your sausage.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

she didn't mind too much then?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Destroyed or saved.
The latter in my opinion.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Well I saved her from a shit relationship
but I destroyed the relationship.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, Reply)

destroying it was pretty much the only way to save her from it
so that seems like a reasonable thing to do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Just like Vietnam

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

precisely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

It's definitely not saved
it was all over.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, Reply)

GAH!
Why is everyone else so much quicker than me at replying today?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

because you are a big loser virgin?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Oh pwned.
and in such a smug fashion.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

saying pwned
just hammers home your big loser virgin status
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Double pwned.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

This is why he doesn't get laid.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Pre-natal

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I watched Last of the Mohicans again last night
Great film!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I will find you!
No matter what occurs!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

*leaps down a waterfall*

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I became a facebook fan a few months ago
And have been getting daily clips and updates that have driven me into a frenzy of wanting to see this. Probably Saturday if I can wait that long.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

see
the whole slew of zombie movies recently has put me off a bit, as they have been terrible, 28 days later started brilliantly then the last 30 mins was shite might as well have just cut and paste day of the dead in there.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)