I'm getting itchy feet again and feel like travelling somewhere in the UK at the end of November.
Where should I go?
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The chemist's
Get some powder for your feet!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

wahey
happy candlebum!
*readies chili lube*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

My nans house.
She'll cook you a mean sunday roast.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Will the roast make tactless remarks about her chosen attire?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah
it'll give her a chinese burn afterwards and nick her sweety money too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

What a bastard

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I'm a vegetarian.
Will your nan have pics of you as a baby for me to laugh at?
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

You should get that seen to

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:41, Reply)

that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

seen toa rocket powered boat, hand-built by ferrets in Bert's shed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Bath is nice.
Very pretty town. I can also heartily recommend York, Whitby, Staithes, Leeds (there will be a Christmas market there soon until the end of December), among many others.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Don't answer her question properly!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Why ever would I not do that?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

You'll get internet herpes

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

If you visit Bath I'll make you a coffee..
..and it will be the best coffee you've ever had, unless I've quit by then...we have a Christmas market too if that's your thing, though tis a bit pricey.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Winchester
It's very, very pretty (mostly), of enormous historical significance and is a good base to get to other places of interest from (such as Stonehenge, Silbury Hill, HMS Victoty, Mary Rose, Buckler's Hard (fnarr fnarr) - & I'M FROM THERE.

You can stay at my mum's, but beware, she's a rug muncher.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)

She won't fancy me.
Nobody does : (


Although I have always wanted to see Stonehenge.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:49, Reply)

She lives with her 'companion'
I don't think they get up to much (I fucking hope not, in truth). They go on holidays together and do the garden etc - not Greenham Common types. Both were married before, to men.

Fascinating, I know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

You do realise that they "get up" to absolutely loads of filthy things

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Elbow deep
in each other, while rapidly circling each other's massive clits with their tongues
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

tonguesextendible telescopic nipples
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Oh they are so AT IT.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

LALALALALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

You can't here her
over the loud squelching noises coming from your mums front room.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

hear

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

FUCK OFF BERT YOU FUCKING USELESS CHILD ABUSING CUNTS CUNT!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Hahaha
You make so many mistakes, and usually I choose to ignore them, but as you corrected me earlier it's motherfucking ON

EDIT and CUNTS needs an apostrophe
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Sometimes they stick their heads
right up each other's dripping holes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

NO THEY DON'T

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

They do
it's like spelunking for the elderly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I guess it depends how much of an adventure you want
Bolton, for example, is currently the subject of the most popular story on the "Rubbish Towns" question...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

So by that reckoning
she should go to the town that appears in the least popular post on QOTW?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I like your logic.
You are clearly wise beyond your tender years, young Monkeysex. I shall keep you in mind* for the next time I require sexual favours.

*_{my wardrobe}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Drop your kecks
and we'll have some sex
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I always end up dropping them
they just won't stay on the hangars in my wardrobe. And now I see you plan to take full advantage of me bending over to pick the blasted things up...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

*to the hilt*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Music: The Devil's Gallop
*receives*
*picks up trousers*
*drops them again*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Music: Yakkety Sax

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Crikey, now it's a threesome
*splits cock in two with a stanley knife*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*warms up frying pan with some garlic*
Well, I haven't eaten yet, and I imagine Monty will want a bite as well now he's here...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

And yes,
I realise that it's quite a lengthy process to use a clove of garlic to heat up a frying pan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Rub faster!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Oh yes
I'm a fully paid-up Armin Miewes fanclub member. And that genius Japanese bloke who ate a French student but got let off.


What're we having - COCK AU VIN?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

BADUM TISCH!
Actually, I was going to fry it with garlic and serve it with a potato.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Mashed potato?
Bangers and Mash, Bert-style
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I'll mash your potato

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Ok, thanks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

The UK is rubbish.
Come to Ireland.
I'll buy you a pint.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Aye
County Cork (past Skibereen) is lovely.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I live in limerick
which is Irelands' stabbing capital but keep heading west and it's a lovely part of the world.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Why would you appoint a stabbing capital?
You crazy Irishers, I'll never understand you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

+p

EDIT You corrected it? You are so WEAK
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE OF DICK CANCER YOU ARSE BISCUIT.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

You need a comma before 'you arse biscuit'

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOUR STUPID UGLY FACE, YOU FLAPPY EARED CUNT.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

hypen between 'FLAPPY'
and 'EARED' please
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

HYPHEN
You missed out an 'H' :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Hahaha
the laws of the internet have come round to bite me on the backside once again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I think it's more of a local pride thing.
They have a whole rival family gang thing going on as well to keep the murder rate nice and high.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Any of these

b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/

Then when you get home your life will look so much better.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)