what are you doing?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:59, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

considering an ill-advised cane-up
this evening.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

since when has getting caned been ill-advised?
I suggest you fire your advisers as they are trying to influence your drugs policy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I do it rather too frequently
than is good for mind and/or wallet, but I've been texted by my 'chap' who tells me the coke he has is so strong it's being called 'anthrax'. This is extremely tempting...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

heh
I've had this plan for a while to send copied CDs of Anthrax albums to 10 Downing Street and other such places. See if I can get it in the papers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

'twould be very amusing indeed
I say try it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

need to get some anthrax first

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I'm getting some later
Err...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:41, Reply)

On a Monday?
rock and roll!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I am the Lemmy of East London
*puts on White Line Fever*



*makes 'the call'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

sorted?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

when I get out of the tube at Old Street
I need only to deviate from my homeward path by about 20 yards and then BANG! The septum is gone...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Has your ex driven you to the need for a Monday shmoke?
Edit - just read a post above...you mean coke...

bad boy, dirty boy, IN YOUR BED!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Yes she has
I've smoked weed daily since I was about 15 so I can't blame THAT on her, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

*shrugs*
You tell me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I don't know
that's why I asked

I can only look at so many of the feeds from my spy cameras at once.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

What are you doing?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

some really dull work
waiting for a reply from people in my band with their opinion on me saying I don't want to play new years eve
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I'm sure their reply will be along the lines of
'fucking tough'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

we haven't confirmed anything
and if they were to say that then I'd leave, then they'd be fucked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

They'd get that fat guy from Reaper in
He'd totally go all 'diddly-diddly-do' on his guitar better than you, and they'd forget you ever existed.

...and then they'd get married and have gay babies together, and where would you be Vipros? Nowhere, that's where you'd be.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I'd quite like to see that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Eating many
mint tic tacs... they are nice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Not as nice as the ones you get with
orange AND mint ones in them, and then using the empty box to store little ants and watching them fight each other, which is wl cul wked awsum!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Ooooh
I have not seen them, I have only seen the orange and lime ones, which are also nice! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

That's what I was thinking of
but because I'm such a massive spacktard and I haven't had them in years I forgot about the existence of lime Tic Tacs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Ah I see
I was going to say I'm clearly missing out on the tic tac news!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Nope, for future reference
please disregard anything I say, it's the only way to be sure
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Will do
*disregards*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

are you disregarding him telling you to disregard him?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I am indeed
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

but he told you to disregard him....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

My new tablets are making jpegs animated =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

that sounds kind of unusual...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I feel like I'm stoned or something, seriously.
It's horrible, not relaxing at all, and my eyes itch.

I'm soo going to get myself clean as of tomorow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

sounds wise
itchy eyes isn't good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Itchy teeth is worse
*has bad trip*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Working.
Still.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

I may be wrong
....but it seems like far too long since we had one of your excellent rants. I should very much like to request one at your earliest convenience.

Many thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

I'll see what I can do old bean.
But work is really taking the biscuit just now. Honestly, you'd think they fucking PAID me or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Outrageous, dear boy
This simply will. not. do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Indeed.
Taxpayer's money doesn't spend itself, you know. No, mugs like me have to spend hour upon hour wading through tedious paperwork and bureaucracy just so nice rural businesses can get a grant to provide half a job for next doors dog.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Ghastly,
Simply ghastly.

*lights pipe*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 18:09, Reply)

trying
to get a fucking kit code to bob to a different warehouse properly instead of going on back order at this one.

sigh, money will be in the post tomorrow sir
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

splendid
I expect it will take several months to arrive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Thats
why I didn't bother posting it last week
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

wise

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

also
I am eating parma violets
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

picking the shit out of my scabby knee

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

reading up on medical procedures
and the side effects of nasty drugs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

going to perform some unnecessary surgery on catface?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

It's totally necessary.
I'm going to borrow Kaol's scalpel, I think.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)

fair enough
making him taller?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I'm going to implant stilts.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

use pogo-stilts
it'll make every step hilarious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:36, Reply)

haemorrhage is such a pretty word,
considering.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I'm your man
I've done most of 'em
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:36, Reply)

gonadorelin analogues
cut with rat poison, most likely.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

From a man about to snort anthrax
This holds no fear for me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:42, Reply)

I'm just about to cut my hair : o

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

which one?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Pinking Shears!
The way ahead.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

It's ok.
I've made a complete balls of it. *laughs*

I was aiming for a Betty Paige fringe and ended up looking like a mong, more Betty Turpin.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 18:05, Reply)

Your Mum

( weaver., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)