Hey Gonz
Since when did you turn into such an insufferable cunt? You used to be a nice guy
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:35, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No he didn't
he used to be AWESOME! Then he was just plain fantastic. Then he got pretty damn FINE. Then he was good for a while. Then I needed a poo. Then he was AWESOME! again for a while. Then he got some food and was quiet. Then there was that episode where he threw a cat at a window and that wasn't cool at all. Then got AWESOME again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

And you can
fuck off, too, Al. General consesus is you are a monumental twat
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 5:29, Reply)

How general?
Was this a scientific study?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:13, Reply)

gave me an amusing image
of a column (not unlike Nelson's) with a big stone twat on the top.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:07, Reply)

arf

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:10, Reply)

What you should do to get the crowd back onside is tell people what's gone wrong in your life THIS time..
..and follow it up with a lurid description of a sex act that you recently partaken of.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Well, you've obviously got nothing
better to do than troll people who you don't like and add it to your stupid "fail" thing.
Guess what, it's the internet. Fuck off.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:28, Reply)

Top ironying there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:38, Reply)

don't pick on gonz, you'll lose.
you fucking beaker.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 3:23, Reply)

I am not picking on her
just asking a geniune question.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 3:45, Reply)

Oh fuck off,
you are, and your one a day posts about your shit life are getting tiresome. I don't give a fuck about fishing and your cat has a shit name.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:09, Reply)

^Perfect

( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Hello!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Hello!
I'm in Cornwall.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Are you drinking cider?
You should watch this video:
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4179911

It's an early 90s classic and I had forgotten how funny it was.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Cider? Not in Cornwall.
It's mead or ale down here - mmm...Tribute.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I'm a bit hungover
I went to see Saxon last night.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Brilliant!
What a month of metally goodness you're having.
I can't open that video but I can see the title.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Shame
I'm having a superb month. I'm going to listen to RJD now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Off you go!
I'm off to Nan's funeral - I did suggest 'Angel of Death' for us to walk out to at the end. Dad was all for it, but my aunt chose the Lighthouse Family instead. If anything will make me think about my own funeral, it's that.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I'd like to be able to click this more than once.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Uh huh.
Obviously, your life is that shit you have to insult everyone around you to make you feel better.
Go call a taxi. Gonz will take care of it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:29, Reply)

Coming from someone who starts a thread calling someone a cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:07, Reply)

It's spending time with Al
He rubs off on you. Eventually you have to mop yourself down.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:24, Reply)

I think it's a fair point workboresme ;-)
*throws hat into ring in support of friend*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:42, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I would hardly describe workboresme as a damsel.
Not even in the loosest sense.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

It wasn't the adjective I had in mind either, in all fairness.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

pedantry alert / Grammar police
noun actually
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)

There seems to be a lot of lately
I'm sure there will be plenty of messages going "It's only the internet, lighten up" and "It's entertaining and thats what I come here for" etc etc. But it seems that people have decided to pick up a load of old memes that wern't funny in the first case, just a pisstake seemingly intent on driving people away from here. Ooerr, that got a bit heavy.

Have some cake and support. I feel like making a "No cunts club" badge.
(stimpy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Dude,
Can I have one of those badges when you get round to making them?
Cheers,
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:52, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:10, Reply)

^ ^ This

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

^^this

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:27, Reply)

Gues what?
^^^^
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:23, Reply)

^ This.

(TheColonel, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)

^ ^ This

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

If the non-cunts start picking fights with the cunts
I can't help thinking that the cunts have the key advantage of being cunts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

cunt

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I'll be on the winning side then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

wait a moment
why would anyone not like gonzo?
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

You fucking beaker.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

HALT THIS BORING SHIT.
NOW IT'S SERIOUS!
CONTINUE, NOBODIES!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:22, Reply)

hahaha this whole fucking drama is mint
WEY HEY!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)