fuck off aussie,
I don't want to here about your "weather" or your "beaches" It's november and shit here.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:01, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's fucking awesome down under
as long as you have Mad SkillZ
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I love you too Chompy.
If it makes you feel better - we've had hail and rain and crap weather for the last 5 months. I missed the sun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Cheer up, Captain Happy
Someday you'll find somebody capable of loving you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Bert
can you tell Poppet that her continual ignoring of me is starting to make me upset.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Not until you change your sig
you HORRIBLE OLD MEAN BULLYMAN
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Done it
now make her listen to me. I just want to get a message through.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Nah
I'm not getting involved, if you want to talk to her get a meatpuppet and bully her that way, you bully
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

They usally have a boyfriend though

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

a boyfriend standards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Don't be silly women don't have standards.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

then why are you single?
BAM!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Looks-wise you're ok but you need to work on your personality.
Women like guys with personalities.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Meow!
Look at them claws!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

thanks for the advice captain relationships

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Yes but I have the opposite problem.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

When are you two gonna get together

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

there's not enough beer in the world.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

*sad face*

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

He means for you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Nonsense.
It's sunny and frosty up in Manchester today - altogether quite magnificent.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

It's just grey and misty
down in that there London.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Once again
the t'North is better than the t'South.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

this is only true
if, like me, you don't include the South West as part of the South.

because we all know the South West is best. (must be true, it rhymes)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Are you kidding me?
Truro's a shithole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

all largish urban areas in Cornwall are shit
Truro is least offensive of them.

You don't go to the South West for the cities though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Truro is a shithole.
But its more than made up for by the lovely places in Cornwall.
( Peej, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

It's so fucking DAMP in Manchester.
I forgot how much moisture there is in the air.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

the air my sweaty pants
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

sweaty pants vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Wouldn't you like to know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Oh wait

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It's the internet, I can say whatever I like cause it's COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Apart from the fact
that we both know each others names.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

It was sarcasm :)
Yeah, but what's my first name? :P

(people who met me won't have a problem with this)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Please, miss!
I know!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Is it Rumplestiltskin?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Yes, I know you do :P
You're SPECIAL.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

He get's his own bus and everything

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

You have a lovely name.
It rolls off the tongue.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Makes it fucking easy to find me on Facebook though :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Is it Flip-flap-bibbity-bob?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Close, but no cigar

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Is it billy-bolly-penis-pop?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Shut up, Alastair :P
I always thought that was your name
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

It's Alan
Or Nigel, depending on who I'm talking to.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

My name changes on who I talk to.
I did try to use uniname at the bash, got drunk, forgot, everyone knows me by my real name, which is confusing (due to it being common as hell and I hate it though it suits most people)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Sounds lovely Enzyme.
I love days like that. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)