Umm Bop, ba ba, doo bop, Sweebaduba Umm Bop, da da dooo, yea-ea-eh !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, 174 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

alright gonz

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Not to shabby thanks.
I just read that post about the HORRENDUS BULLYING, I've no idea whats gone on, but no mod has complained to me, so I don't think I'm involved.

If someone wants to call me a cunt, I really don't mind, I suppose it is a bit cuntish describing alegid events about beating up school boys for supporting a team that isn't The Cougers. And I suppose it's not really on describing supposed events about smashing a poor innocent kitten against a window repeatably until all that is left is a blooded ball of fur and glass, and then jamming a penny down it's throat to quench out it's last breath of life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I'm a terrible bully apparently,
I still have no idea who's upset with me though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Have you insulted someone's inter-girlfriend?
I've had a few gazzes telling me i'm doing good work, but that's about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I got a gaz from cr3 telling me to stop upsetting the /qotw's because he's being gazed
but it wasn't wbm apparently, it's some faceless champion of online girls. A true hero.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Thing is though, you've not said anything bad, from what I can tell.
Sounds like a case of unwanted White Knighting. I hope who ever it is gets to see some 128kbps inter-poony.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I think you should STOP ALL THE FUNNY JOKES 90NZO.
You used to be so nice :(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:44, Reply)

You get bullied too though
So it evens out. Although I haven't bullied you in a while.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Have you not seen the drama?
people were calling for me to be banned.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I've tried to catch up
But I seemed to have missed that bit.
They can't ban you, you're one of the few people on here I can take the piss out of.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)

why can't you take the piss out of others?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

A lot of you scare me a little bit.
Chompy doesn't.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

surely not...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Yep.
Bert does, and beckyletters definitely does. I prefer to just be awed by them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

heh, bert is harmless
a massive cunt, but harmless

becky doesn't have much time for us anymore

*laments*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Al used to scare me,
But now I just love him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

not a common feeling these days
Al's popularity has plummeted in recent polls
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Indeed
our most recent findings show me to be less popular than Hitler. And generally considered to be a monumental twat. And yet still people would prefer me to someone who throws cats at windows.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I find the term monumental twat to be highly amusing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I wish I was good at photoshop
I would put me on nelsons column.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Is 'monumental twat' better than 'terrible cunt'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

better in terms of comedy value
on a par with terrible (or was it awful?) penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You don't need photoshop for that.
Just a bit of role play.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

heh
I'm tempted...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Do it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

to save some effort
this looks like a monumental twat to me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

With the column being your cock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I assumed you were terrified of me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

How could anyone be terrified of you?
The most you inspire is mild discomfort.
Its probably because of all the pandering.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

that is true
he does pander to you something awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Where's the evidence for this?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

all over the internet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I was making reference to the one down there
V
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I realised that after I posted mine
and then couldn't be bothered to edit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You're scared of letting yourself love me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I don't quite know what to say to this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

"fuck off"
is such a useful phrase.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

or "hold me"
to visit the other end of the spectrum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Lets try.
Fuck off.

Hm, yes that seemed to work. How was it for you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

All too familiar.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Poor baby

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Well I'm going home now, so it's not all bad.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

It's not very interesting to tell you the truth,
save yourslef some time and don't bother reading it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

That would bring a tear to glass eye that would
poor kittum
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I never went crying to the mods,
so I have no idea if it's about that or not.
Like I said, if I have to listen to you lot drivel on about cats/windows/pennies, you can be man enough to be called a cunt for it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

We never had a problem with you calling gonz a cunt,
we have a problem with whoever takes a bit of an argument and then complains to the mods asking for me to be banned. You said that's not you, which I believe but there's still people acting like children about the whole thing.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Fair enough.

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

If you want to call me a cunt, you just go ahead, I shall list it between the "Oh Jee Oh Gosh" and the "Aww Diddums" parts of my brain.
I feel sorry for your White Knight, unless you put out on webacam or something, in which case I've been going about this all wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla, bing bang.
That is all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)

bong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

don't mind if I do, thanks
bubblebubblebubblelellee*COUGH! COUGH!*bubbblelelellabble

Ahhhhhhhhh.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I see the scat
is flowing nicely in here.

mind if i do a bucket instead?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I knew someone whose party trick was to smoke a bong full of cheese

he then tended to be sick...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)

i had a bong full of 'cheese'
the other night, and it rendered me incapable for a good 20 minutes.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I had 'blue cheese' on Sunday
It were reeet tasteh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Can I have a puff?
Not been stoned in ages.

One of my flatmates went to Amsterdam last week, came back with fabulous tales of mushrooms.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)

As much as I love Amsterdam
and as much as I love mushrooms. The two are not necessarily compatible.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I concur

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

How was the Anthrax?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

fucking great, thanks
I had two more goes on it before it ran out.

I'm now awaiting a conignment of pellets ie stuff that's been swallowed. Usually v pokey.

*rubs hands together*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

ooooooh, sounds good.
I'm on 88th- its ok but nothing special
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

*makes notes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

It has a nice tingle
smells a little bit like petrol, not to bad on the nose, nice trickling numbness and quite a decent high follwed by a lovely lingering buzz.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

the petrol/solvent smell can be an encouraging sign sometimes, eh?
It just means it's not been finished off perfectly in the lab, I understand.

Your sig's fucking great btw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Thanks :0)
With my skinhead, tattoos and general oafishness I thought it quite appropriate. The original mazbasaboodle made me chcuckle.

And I quite like the petrol tinge - it also shows that it's not to heavily cut.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Indeed.
When you can smell nothing - or worse, sweetness, you're in trouble
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Agreed for the following reasons

trams, cars, bikes, trikes, pedestrians, taxis, buses, coaches and horses all on ONE street.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

all travelling at the same speed
that speed is known as dangerously fast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

They seemed to work for her.
She befriended a flannel and apparently, they got really close.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

How sweet
was it Towelly from South Park?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

One of her own.
She has a bit of a thing about flannels. She also spent fifteen minutes staring at a normal door, convinced she couldn't fit through it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

see compared to my mushroom experiences, this sounds shit
first time I took them I spent 4 hours alternating between crying and laughing because I was so overjoyed at everything. I also had a constant feeling of deja vu and was convinced that nothing was real. I'd go to tell my friends and then think "why do they care, they're not real"

had one of those times when you have no sensation of hot or cold, wet or dry, during which I drank some hot chocolate, which was like an injection of chocolate flavour straight to the brain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I once tried to hide behind a menu at a chinese takaway
in case "anyone noticed I was high"
they noticed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

This is brilliant.
The first time I got high, I spent three hours curled up in bed trying not to be sick and unable to think about anything but cheese.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

that's no good at all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Hasn't put me off though.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

that's the spirit
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

a friend of mine refused to go into a coffee shop when on shrooms
because he tried to open the door the wrong way (push instead of pull) and it freaked him out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

the best AND the worst
tend to happen to me on shrooms

Best - overwhelming connection to nature - losing myself in music, almost completely - the monkees 'head' - watching a campfire burn and shaking with laughter at the resulting sparks and colours - sitting at Wasdale tripping into the scree slopes for what seemed like an eternity

Worst - Hearing my 8 year old sister fall from a chair and break her arm, mum phones an ambulance and as there is a ambulance strike on, some bizarre 50 year old Army ambulance arrives...very bizarre - next door neighbour gets a slapping from her boyfriend, my mum calls me in to sort him out, i didn't - being literally surrounded by a baying mob of violent idiots, who were climbing up onto the window ledge and peering in the house, shouting threats and generally sending all six of us into paroxysm of fear - last october, seeing my pal fall from the debris of a dry stane wall and miss dashing his brains out by 2cm, we were in the middle of nowhere and an air ambulance would have to have been called, this sometimes still keeps me awake at night
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

fucking hell, old son
harrowing stuff. I make sure I'm as completely sealed off from potential 'difficulties' as is humanly possible before indulging. Doesn't always work, of course...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

my best times were at festivals in other countries
those were the days
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:20, Reply)

This is the theme to Points of View
Well done Gonz, you're a star
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I think it's a Hanson/Points of View SOUNDCLASHUP

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Nah, it's definitely points of view
you blithering idiot
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

There are more dweedles and ba-dum's in Points of View

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

See my response to Applebite
and then blow it out of your flaps
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I did
I did not enjoy the sensation. It felt like Barry Took, though, so you may have a point there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Would you like to see my point?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

We've all seen your point.
We should see it dressed as Vera Lynn tomorrow. It's the Right Thing To Do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I'd need to knit an old lady wig for me schlong
I'm hanging up the Mr Benn cock, it's gone too far
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

What about our boys fighting abroad?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

That's a bit unfair
one broad against a whole army, she doesn't stand a chance
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

She survived it last time
Slaaaag
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Oh,
There was me thinking it was Mmm Bop by Hanson...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah
but what the hell do you know? -you're a girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Mostly.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)

It's Hanson.
Clear as day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Fuck fuck fuck
I hate you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

*kisses*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

*sings Hanson*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Mmmmmf!
*crosses legs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

You know what?
You're alright
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Thanks.
*is validated*

You're not too bad yourself.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Stop chatting me up
you terrible internet reverse-paedophile
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Can I chat you down instead?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

as long as it's not from a bridge.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

not
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Yes please
that feels like love to me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Your place or mine?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Crikey, you're a bit forward
I'm going to get my girlfriend to hold you down, while my mum suffocates you to death with her hefty vadge
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

While you watch and wank., and swear you aren't filming it.
No thanks, I've heard that one before.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You know me so well

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

She's good ^
She's going to make mincemeat of you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Let's hope so

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

D'aww, shucks
*blushes*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Are you being coquettish?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Since I had to look that word up,
I'm gonna go with no.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I could have sworn you were
Bert will be very sad if you're not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

She's not coquettish
she's downright slutty.

Which is far better
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I wonder how she'll take that comment

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Like the cock-gobbling mega-wannet she is
presumably
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I took it as a compliment.
So I suppose, yes. That's exactly how I took it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Seriously
you're great, you're starting to grow on me Applebite, like a malignant tumour, or gangrenous wart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

And I'm just as hard to get rid of.
Same here actually, I thought you were a right twat at first, but now I quite like you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I think I was a bit scared of him at first
Now I have no idea why
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Awwww....!
These are the two sweetest comments about me I've ever read, thank you!

I have no idea why anyone would be scared of me, but I can see why you'd think I was a twat. I am a twat.

EDIT in fact, I'm clicking you both for it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

This is true,
But you're an amusing twat.

Ta! Clicking where?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I love twats me
I thought you were a mental but you've just got a big twatty gob : D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I love you, Gonz.
Don't let the haters keep you down.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

*nods*
Krispina
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

*agrees*
I love him too, he's such a charmer.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

you have to agree with me
We are a single entity
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

All this gonz pandering
is the most sickening display I've ever seen
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

You're just jealous.
Don't listen to him Gonz.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

That's what everybody says
but I don't see the appeal. He must have some magic wand he taps on you all at bashes, because I'm certainly not under his spell
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I'm not under anyone's spell and I've never been to a bash.
But I do have to admire at the way Gonz bursts in, blurts out a load of gobbledegook, then bounces off again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Is that why people like him then?
I'd probably feel the same if he stayed longer, but he just seems to post a couple of times and then disappears, and I'm all like 'WTF Gonz?' and he's all like *gone*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

he leaves you wanting
you're fighting with your feelings for him
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Ohmygodyou'reright!
Gonz I love you!
*panderpanderpander*
*physically, violently sick*
*panderpanderpander*
You're wonderful!
Blech
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

OH GOD SOMEONE IS MORE POPULAR THAN MEEEE !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Do you miss me when I'm gone?
I miss you when I'm gone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Precisely this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oops
my mistake - I was refering to you xoxox

I just quite fancy Gonz, but I lurrrrrrrveeeeee you xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

That's more like it, sunshine

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Shut up you
then make me laugh
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

*shuts up*
*inserts Toblerone into bottom*
*offers*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

*nibbles*

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

*chortles*
That required a chortle
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

*guffaws*
I love the Beano
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

"groo"
*green face*
Me too!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Do they still do those little baby twins?
I loved them when I was a kid
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

What twins?
They never had twins in the Beano when I was a lad, except possibly wotsisname and Toots from the Bash Street Kids.

Definately no baby twins. The only babies where Ivy The Terrible and Babyface Finlayson (and he wasn't even a baby!)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

There was the Fix-It twins
but I don't think they were babies
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Well after my time I think
I stopped reading the Beano when I was about 10, and that was 21 years ago!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

They were there until 1980
I started reading it in about 1982/3
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I must be thinking of the Dandy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

They're not ringing a bell with me
How old are you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I suspect he's only young
A wee, little cute Bertie x
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

28
it might have been the Dandy. They used to play tricks on people and batter each other
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

That was your parents

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Hahaha
Not true, I never met my Dad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

You did
remember the man who used to sell dusters to your mum...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

The one eyed chap with the stammer
and the wooden leg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Not you too!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:41, Reply)

You're making them up
Admit it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Cuddles and Dimples, motherfucker
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddles_and_Dimples
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)

They sound gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Hmmm
Ahhh ha!!!! Possibly Desperate Dans nephew and niece - Danny & Katy?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Wait a sec.....
How far can you get it? Are we talking traditional big ones like you used to be able to get at the airport, or those small ones that are popular now? Are they the froozen, because that helps, it stops it melting.

I can get up to the fourth one now, but it once snapped while inside me and I had to wait for it to melt :(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Thats four triangles in, rather than four triangles left on the outside.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I can see alot of thought has gone into your preparation
generally I end up a chocolate, honeycomb-covered mess, but I will heed your advice next time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I feel no love or hatred for anyone
you're all faceless words and usernames on-line...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

THIS^

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)