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 Umm Bop, ba ba, doo bop, Sweebaduba Umm Bop, da da dooo, yea-ea-eh !
	Umm Bop, ba ba, doo bop, Sweebaduba Umm Bop, da da dooo, yea-ea-eh !(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15, 174 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
 Not to shabby thanks.
	Not to shabby thanks.I just read that post about the HORRENDUS BULLYING, I've no idea whats gone on, but no mod has complained to me, so I don't think I'm involved.
If someone wants to call me a cunt, I really don't mind, I suppose it is a bit cuntish describing alegid events about beating up school boys for supporting a team that isn't The Cougers. And I suppose it's not really on describing supposed events about smashing a poor innocent kitten against a window repeatably until all that is left is a blooded ball of fur and glass, and then jamming a penny down it's throat to quench out it's last breath of life.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)
 I'm a terrible bully apparently,
	I'm a terrible bully apparently,I still have no idea who's upset with me though.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)
 Have you insulted someone's inter-girlfriend?
	Have you insulted someone's inter-girlfriend?I've had a few gazzes telling me i'm doing good work, but that's about it.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)
 I got a gaz from cr3 telling me to stop upsetting the /qotw's because he's being gazed
	I got a gaz from cr3 telling me to stop upsetting the /qotw's because he's being gazedbut it wasn't wbm apparently, it's some faceless champion of online girls. A true hero.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
 Thing is though, you've not said anything bad, from what I can tell.
	Thing is though, you've not said anything bad, from what I can tell.Sounds like a case of unwanted White Knighting. I hope who ever it is gets to see some 128kbps inter-poony.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)
 I think you should STOP ALL THE FUNNY JOKES 90NZO.
	I think you should STOP ALL THE FUNNY JOKES 90NZO.You used to be so nice :(
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:44, Reply)
 You get bullied too though
	You get bullied too thoughSo it evens out. Although I haven't bullied you in a while.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)
 Have you not seen the drama?
	Have you not seen the drama?people were calling for me to be banned.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
 I've tried to catch up
	I've tried to catch upBut I seemed to have missed that bit.
They can't ban you, you're one of the few people on here I can take the piss out of.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)
 Yep.
	Yep.Bert does, and beckyletters definitely does. I prefer to just be awed by them.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)
 heh, bert is harmless
	heh, bert is harmlessa massive cunt, but harmless
becky doesn't have much time for us anymore
*laments*
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)
 not a common feeling these days
	not a common feeling these daysAl's popularity has plummeted in recent polls
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)
 Indeed
	Indeedour most recent findings show me to be less popular than Hitler. And generally considered to be a monumental twat. And yet still people would prefer me to someone who throws cats at windows.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)
 better in terms of comedy value
	better in terms of comedy valueon a par with terrible (or was it awful?) penis
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)
 to save some effort
	to save some effortthis looks like a monumental twat to me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)
 How could anyone be terrified of you?
	How could anyone be terrified of you?The most you inspire is mild discomfort.
Its probably because of all the pandering.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)
 I realised that after I posted mine
	I realised that after I posted mineand then couldn't be bothered to edit
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)
 Lets try.
	Lets try.Fuck off.
Hm, yes that seemed to work. How was it for you?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)
 It's not very interesting to tell you the truth,
	It's not very interesting to tell you the truth,save yourslef some time and don't bother reading it.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)
 I never went crying to the mods,
	I never went crying to the mods,so I have no idea if it's about that or not.
Like I said, if I have to listen to you lot drivel on about cats/windows/pennies, you can be man enough to be called a cunt for it.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
 We never had a problem with you calling gonz a cunt,
	We never had a problem with you calling gonz a cunt,we have a problem with whoever takes a bit of an argument and then complains to the mods asking for me to be banned. You said that's not you, which I believe but there's still people acting like children about the whole thing.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)
 If you want to call me a cunt, you just go ahead, I shall list it between the "Oh Jee Oh Gosh" and the "Aww Diddums" parts of my brain.
	If you want to call me a cunt, you just go ahead, I shall list it between the "Oh Jee Oh Gosh" and the "Aww Diddums" parts of my brain.I feel sorry for your White Knight, unless you put out on webacam or something, in which case I've been going about this all wrong.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)
 Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla, bing bang.
	Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla, bing bang.That is all.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)
 don't mind if I do, thanks
	don't mind if I do, thanksbubblebubblebubblelellee*COUGH! COUGH!*bubbblelelellabble
Ahhhhhhhhh.....
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)
 I see the scat
	I see the scatis flowing nicely in here.
mind if i do a bucket instead?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)
 I knew someone whose party trick was to smoke a bong full of cheese
	I knew someone whose party trick was to smoke a bong full of cheesehe then tended to be sick...
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)
 i had a bong full of 'cheese'
	i had a bong full of 'cheese'the other night, and it rendered me incapable for a good 20 minutes.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)
 Can I have a puff?
	Can I have a puff?Not been stoned in ages.
One of my flatmates went to Amsterdam last week, came back with fabulous tales of mushrooms.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)
 As much as I love Amsterdam
	As much as I love Amsterdamand as much as I love mushrooms. The two are not necessarily compatible.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)
 fucking great, thanks
	fucking great, thanksI had two more goes on it before it ran out.
I'm now awaiting a conignment of pellets ie stuff that's been swallowed. Usually v pokey.
*rubs hands together*
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)
 It has a nice tingle
	It has a nice tinglesmells a little bit like petrol, not to bad on the nose, nice trickling numbness and quite a decent high follwed by a lovely lingering buzz.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)
 the petrol/solvent smell can be an encouraging sign sometimes, eh?
	the petrol/solvent smell can be an encouraging sign sometimes, eh?It just means it's not been finished off perfectly in the lab, I understand.
Your sig's fucking great btw
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)
 Thanks :0)
	Thanks :0)With my skinhead, tattoos and general oafishness I thought it quite appropriate. The original mazbasaboodle made me chcuckle.
And I quite like the petrol tinge - it also shows that it's not to heavily cut.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)
 Indeed.
	Indeed.When you can smell nothing - or worse, sweetness, you're in trouble
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)
 Agreed for the following reasons
	Agreed for the following reasonstrams, cars, bikes, trikes, pedestrians, taxis, buses, coaches and horses all on ONE street.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)
 all travelling at the same speed
	all travelling at the same speedthat speed is known as dangerously fast
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)
 They seemed to work for her.
	They seemed to work for her.She befriended a flannel and apparently, they got really close.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)
 One of her own.
	One of her own.She has a bit of a thing about flannels. She also spent fifteen minutes staring at a normal door, convinced she couldn't fit through it.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)
 see compared to my mushroom experiences, this sounds shit
	see compared to my mushroom experiences, this sounds shitfirst time I took them I spent 4 hours alternating between crying and laughing because I was so overjoyed at everything. I also had a constant feeling of deja vu and was convinced that nothing was real. I'd go to tell my friends and then think "why do they care, they're not real"
had one of those times when you have no sensation of hot or cold, wet or dry, during which I drank some hot chocolate, which was like an injection of chocolate flavour straight to the brain.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)
 I once tried to hide behind a menu at a chinese takaway
	I once tried to hide behind a menu at a chinese takawayin case "anyone noticed I was high"
they noticed.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)
 This is brilliant.
	This is brilliant.The first time I got high, I spent three hours curled up in bed trying not to be sick and unable to think about anything but cheese.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)
 a friend of mine refused to go into a coffee shop when on shrooms
	a friend of mine refused to go into a coffee shop when on shroomsbecause he tried to open the door the wrong way (push instead of pull) and it freaked him out.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)
 the best AND the worst
	the best AND the worsttend to happen to me on shrooms
Best - overwhelming connection to nature - losing myself in music, almost completely - the monkees 'head' - watching a campfire burn and shaking with laughter at the resulting sparks and colours - sitting at Wasdale tripping into the scree slopes for what seemed like an eternity
Worst - Hearing my 8 year old sister fall from a chair and break her arm, mum phones an ambulance and as there is a ambulance strike on, some bizarre 50 year old Army ambulance arrives...very bizarre - next door neighbour gets a slapping from her boyfriend, my mum calls me in to sort him out, i didn't - being literally surrounded by a baying mob of violent idiots, who were climbing up onto the window ledge and peering in the house, shouting threats and generally sending all six of us into paroxysm of fear - last october, seeing my pal fall from the debris of a dry stane wall and miss dashing his brains out by 2cm, we were in the middle of nowhere and an air ambulance would have to have been called, this sometimes still keeps me awake at night
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)
 fucking hell, old son
	fucking hell, old sonharrowing stuff. I make sure I'm as completely sealed off from potential 'difficulties' as is humanly possible before indulging. Doesn't always work, of course...
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)
 my best times were at festivals in other countries
	my best times were at festivals in other countriesthose were the days
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:20, Reply)
 I did
	I didI did not enjoy the sensation. It felt like Barry Took, though, so you may have a point there.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)
 We've all seen your point.
	We've all seen your point.We should see it dressed as Vera Lynn tomorrow. It's the Right Thing To Do.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)
 I'd need to knit an old lady wig for me schlong
	I'd need to knit an old lady wig for me schlongI'm hanging up the Mr Benn cock, it's gone too far
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)
 That's a bit unfair
	That's a bit unfairone broad against a whole army, she doesn't stand a chance
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)
 Crikey, you're a bit forward
	Crikey, you're a bit forwardI'm going to get my girlfriend to hold you down, while my mum suffocates you to death with her hefty vadge
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)
 While you watch and wank., and swear you aren't filming it.
	While you watch and wank., and swear you aren't filming it.No thanks, I've heard that one before.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)
 I took it as a compliment.
	I took it as a compliment.So I suppose, yes. That's exactly how I took it.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)
 Seriously
	Seriouslyyou're great, you're starting to grow on me Applebite, like a malignant tumour, or gangrenous wart
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)
 And I'm just as hard to get rid of.
	And I'm just as hard to get rid of.Same here actually, I thought you were a right twat at first, but now I quite like you.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)
 Awwww....!
	Awwww....!These are the two sweetest comments about me I've ever read, thank you!
I have no idea why anyone would be scared of me, but I can see why you'd think I was a twat. I am a twat.
EDIT in fact, I'm clicking you both for it
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)
 I love twats me
	I love twats meI thought you were a mental but you've just got a big twatty gob : D
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)
 All this gonz pandering
	All this gonz panderingis the most sickening display I've ever seen
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)
 That's what everybody says
	That's what everybody saysbut I don't see the appeal. He must have some magic wand he taps on you all at bashes, because I'm certainly not under his spell
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)
 I'm not under anyone's spell and I've never been to a bash.
	I'm not under anyone's spell and I've never been to a bash.But I do have to admire at the way Gonz bursts in, blurts out a load of gobbledegook, then bounces off again.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)
 Is that why people like him then?
	Is that why people like him then?I'd probably feel the same if he stayed longer, but he just seems to post a couple of times and then disappears, and I'm all like 'WTF Gonz?' and he's all like *gone*
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)
 Ohmygodyou'reright!
	Ohmygodyou'reright!Gonz I love you!
*panderpanderpander*
*physically, violently sick*
*panderpanderpander*
You're wonderful!
Blech
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)
 Oops
	Oopsmy mistake - I was refering to you xoxox
I just quite fancy Gonz, but I lurrrrrrrveeeeee you xoxox
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)
 Do they still do those little baby twins?
	Do they still do those little baby twins?I loved them when I was a kid
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)
 What twins?
	What twins?They never had twins in the Beano when I was a lad, except possibly wotsisname and Toots from the Bash Street Kids.
Definately no baby twins. The only babies where Ivy The Terrible and Babyface Finlayson (and he wasn't even a baby!)
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)
 Well after my time I think
	Well after my time I thinkI stopped reading the Beano when I was about 10, and that was 21 years ago!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)
 28
	28it might have been the Dandy. They used to play tricks on people and batter each other
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)
 Cuddles and Dimples, motherfucker
	Cuddles and Dimples, motherfuckeren.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddles_and_Dimples
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)
 Hmmm
	HmmmAhhh ha!!!! Possibly Desperate Dans nephew and niece - Danny & Katy?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)
 Wait a sec.....
	Wait a sec.....How far can you get it? Are we talking traditional big ones like you used to be able to get at the airport, or those small ones that are popular now? Are they the froozen, because that helps, it stops it melting.
I can get up to the fourth one now, but it once snapped while inside me and I had to wait for it to melt :(
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)
 Thats four triangles in, rather than four triangles left on the outside.
	Thats four triangles in, rather than four triangles left on the outside.(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)
 I can see alot of thought has gone into your preparation
	I can see alot of thought has gone into your preparationgenerally I end up a chocolate, honeycomb-covered mess, but I will heed your advice next time
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)
 I feel no love or hatred for anyone
	I feel no love or hatred for anyoneyou're all faceless words and usernames on-line...
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)
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