Fuck that shit.
I have "spicy chilli" flavour peanuts from KP, I wasn't going to buy them, but then I did, and I'm glad I did, because they're great, so there.

Q&A Time, please fill out the questionare.

- What brand of fags do you smoke, or did you smoke, or why don't you smoke?
- Indian or Chinese? And what would you like?
- Top #3 Films of the 00s
- Top #3 Books of the 00s
- Top #3 Albums of the 00s
- Top #3 Songs of the 00s
- Name of last boy/girlfriend?
- Reason for them being your ex?
- Fizzy pop of choice
- You got £5 for snacks at the pictures, what do you spend it on?
- Drug of choice ('life', 'sport', whatever, acceptable awnsers)?
- Last time you Boo Hoo'd?
- Last time you LOL'd?
- If you could pick'n'choose attributes from music people, who/what would you chop up to make a [Ganra-of-choice] GOD?
- What did you do on your last day off?
- What you getting me for christmas, should your budget be £25?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 20:47, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

are you grooming me?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Huhhh, Huhhh, Huhhhh, Huhhhhh *hangs up*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 20:58, Reply)

hahaha
fucker
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I wonder if he keeps the number on his phone ready to dial at the right moment.
He must realise that you'll hang up within 10 seconds, so he probably stops right near the end, presses the button, waits for you to pick it up, and then trys to finish off in time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)

you don't really want to know all that

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

ahem
-Lucky strikes
-neither
-batman begins, burn after reading, fear and loathing in Las Vegas
-a short history of nearly everything, Organic chemistry, freakonomics
-Muse: orgin of symetrey, NOFX: war on errorism, The lonely island: Incredibad
-jizz in my pants, I love horses, shes nubs
-Becki
-dead
-Dr pepper
-at todays prices? a time share in a 300ml coke that's mostly ice
-caffeine
-cant remember
-when my g/f offered to punch me in the head until I boo hoo'd so i could answer the above
-hanna montana with kurt cobain's sucidal tendancies for a THANK GOD FOR THAT
-stayed on OT
-twenty five pounds worth of tic tacs
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Random Answers
Match 'em up yourself.

Martyn
Golden Virginia
Popcorn
A chicken
Saturday
Chinese
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:08, Reply)

m'kay
- Golden Virginia
- Indian Chicken Patia
- Lives of others/Team America/
- White Tiger/God Delusion/Life of Pi
- In Rainbows/All Hope is Gone/Fleet Foxes
- Too many songs...
- On my first
- Now my financee
- Lilt
- Popcorn and water
- Alcohol
- Last time I was drunk
- Last time I was drunk
- Slash guitar/Steve Perry Voice/Brian Wilson genius/Jagger cock
- Vomited
- Your height in porn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:16, Reply)

shit
I forgot about how good team America was was.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I ran out after that
The last one will come to me...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Funtimes!
- Depends on budget. Lots of money - Sobranies. Vague amounts of money - Marboro Bright Leaf or Richmond Menthols. Usually - rollies, with cheap tobacco.
- Indian, please. Tarka dahl, pilau rice, naan, bit of matar paneer, maybe some dosa, popadoms, lots of lassi.
- Donnie Darko, Loser, erm... Pirates of the Caribbean, first one.
- Anything by Jasper Fforde, and then my reading from this decade gets patchy. Favourite books of all time do include Molesworth and James Thurber's "The 13 Clocks"
- Arcade Fire "Funeral", Muse "Origin of Symmetry", of Montreal "Skeletal Lampings/Hissing Fauna, You are the Destroyer"
- "Plug In Baby", "Laika", "Bunny Ain't No Kind of Rider"
- Kieran
- I was physically unattractive
- Lemonade :D
- As it won't go far at the actual store, go to Sainsbury's. Bag of sweet popcorn, chocolate honeycomb, juice, and leftover money to the pick and mix.
- Prozac.
- Last night reading GMH *shames*
- When the geek in class told us he wasn't wearing any pants, trying to be funny.
- of Montreal do that enough already :)
- SLEPT
- My love, it's priceless.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Ok then
-Marlboro Lights
- Indian / Chicken Madras
- Underworld, Sixth Sense, Mamma Mia
- The Memory Keepers Daughter, Parable of the Sower, The Time Travelers Wife
- FucktifIknow
- Rick
- I fished too much
- Coke
- Nachos!
- Cigarettes
- This morning
- This morning
- Fished
- A puppy from the pound
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Also random as I'm squiffy.
Paul
Still not sure why
Prawn biryani and plain naan
Fizzy vimto
Peanut M&Ms
Cant remember
Cook book
Amphetamines
Last night watching Dr Doolittle
I gave up when they went up to £3 a pack on budget day
The Road - Cormack McCarthy
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I smoke roll ups
I can't be bothered with the rest of this shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:14, Reply)

coz i'm bored
- Old Holborn rollies, or Lucky Strike lightes, or anything if I'm poncing off someone else.
- Indian please, that nice thing with the lentils the name of whichis something like Dahl Mackarni and some mushroom rice and a peshwari naan.
- 300, Sin City & Road to perdition.
- The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo, The Salmon of Doubt & All Families are Psychotic
- Super Taranta -Gogol Bordello, not much else, shit decade for music, quite liked Amy Winehouse- back to black. hmmm, if I must pick a third, I will have Has Been by William Shatner, although it's probably older.
-Wanderlust King, George Bush Don't Like Black People & Common People, the Shatner version.
- Liz
- She a bit mental
- Dr Pepper
- Pick and mix & water
- coffee
- watching A Mater of Life and Death and missing my girlfriend
- laughing at my girlfriend shouting at her new phone for not working.
- Lemmy, this is all.
- wandered around central London, browsed a few shops, generally chilled.
- nothing, I don't know you. If pressed, maybe a good book and keep the change.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Me
- Don't Smoke, I'm unhealthy as it is
- Indian - something with a bit of a kick to it, but not too hot.
- No good asking me - I never get to go to the cinema. Last Star Trek was O.K, as was Dark Knight.
- Books... something Harry Potter-ish maybe?
- Um.. asking the wrong person really.. cause U2 is going to be involved somewhere..
- Anything by U2
- Mrs.Coopsweb.
- Not ex yet.
- Coke - it's the real thing.
- Salty popcorn and fizzy cola bottles.
- Alcohol in all forms.
- Ohh - had a bit of a tear when my firstborn was delivered - but quickly MTFU'd before any of the hot nurses saw me.
- Something to do with a photoshop mashup requested by Maladicta involving a kitten and Rick Astley.
- Voice of Bono/Guitar Skills of The Edge/Bass of Adam Clayton and Drumming by Ringo Starr.
- Slept
- Bottle of Jamesons?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)

I might add that my colleagues LOVED
the photoshop mashup of the kitten and Rick Astley!
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)

right-o this should waste some time before I pass out
- What brand of fags do you smoke, or did you smoke, or why don't you smoke?
Rollups, 15-30 a day, Pueblo "100% natural" tobacco with OCB premium skins and swan extra-slim filter tips

- Indian or Chinese? And what would you like?
Chinese, duck in plum sauce

- Top #3 Films of the 00s
Fucking hell. Roadtrip, Waking life and Ghost World.

- Top #3 Books of the 00s
Double fucking hell. Jon Ronson, Dan Clowes and Slash. Can't remember any of the titles.

- Top #3 Albums of the 00s
Darren Hayman "Pram town". Brian Jonestown Massacre "Bravery, repetition and noise". Dean and Britta "L'avventura"

- Top #3 Songs of the 00s
Getting tired. The boys are back in town by Meatloaf.

- Name of last boy/girlfriend?
Dulcie, though I doubt at any point in our relationship she'd have allowed me to call her my girlfriend. Oh well, good riddance now love.

- Reason for them being your ex?
Internet foolishness. I grew up a bit and realised we weren't compatible. She was probably put off by my drinking. Anyway, it was all amicable. It just didn't work out.

- Fizzy pop
Pepsi Max, although I don't generally like fizzy pop

-Snack at pictures
Popcorn. Salted. Of course.
-Drug of choice
Marijuana. Seems I just can't stay away.

-crying
I think the other day watching "Be kind rewind". I cried in a good way.
-loling
About an hour ago at the pub. Some geezer was explaining how he was hoping to get the rest of the week off, paid, because of the rain. It wasn't that funny but seemed it at the time.

- If you could pick'n'choose attributes from music people, who/what would you chop up to make a [Ganra-of-choice] GOD?
Me. I want to be a rockstar.

- What did you do on your last day off?
Day off from what? Mooching around getting stoned and being various degrees of depressed? I haven't really working in about two years.

- What you getting me for christmas, should your budget be £25?
Good bottle of whiskey from Oddbins.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 22:53, Reply)

- Don't smoke. Never really appealed.
- Depends on my mood.
- This is tricky. Um... The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, There Will be Blood, Good Night, and Good Luck. I'll probably have changed my mind in the morning, though.
- This is really hard. The Testament of Gideon Mack by James Robertson, Q by Luther Blissett, and Francis Wheen's biography of Karl Marx. Dunno. I've not read much written in this century, to be fair. There's been a couple of good cookbooks.
- Perpetuum Mobile by Einstürzende Neubauten, Kid A/ Amnesiac by Radiohead, Pocket Revolution by dEUS
- Top three songs? Really don't know. But I do have a sneaking regard for the main riff in Crazy by Beyoncé Knowles. Eple by Röyksopp is pretty good. And I quite liked Just Because by Jane's Addiction.
- Not willing to say. "Girlfriend" is pushing it a bit, too, but it involved nakedness, fights, and bitterness - so what more do you want?
- She is batshit insane. I knew this at the start, but I was foolish...
- Diet Coke.
- Ice cream, or salted popcorn.
- Tea, alcohol. Mainly tea.
- Ummmm... properly? Ages ago. Last time I was genuinely upset? February, I think.
- Weeks ago, unless you count the odd guffaw on b3ta.
- Voice of Blixa Bargeld, style of Nick Cave; beyond that, I don't much care. (Actually, I might reverse those two, now that Cave has a moustache. That's not a good look...) Voice of Stef Kamil Carlens, style of Bargeld. That's better.
- Migraine. I only take time off to have migraines. It's the curse of liking my job.
- A book, a CD, and some home-make white chocolate and chilli fudge.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)

*firm handshakes*
nice, solid list of personal stuff. the most stable guy on offtopic, surely.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Alrighty then
- B&H Silver, used to be Silk Cut, before that B&H Gold. I worked for Gallaher & always seem to have smoked their products.
- I couldn't possibly choose between curry & chinese, depends on the mood innit.
- Team America, Lars & the Real Girl, Shaun of the Dead
- Matt Dunn - Best Man, Greg Stekelman - A Year in the Life of the Man Who Fell Asleep, Scott Mebus - The Big Happy
- Hardfloor - Four Out Of Five Aliens Recommend This, Union Jack - Pylon Pigs, Logistics - Crash, Bang, Wallop
- Afghan Headspin - Cocaine, Marco V - Atlanta 02.02.2002, Danny Byrd - Shockout
- Depends whether you include friends that fuck. Probably Lisa.
- Fucking nutter
- EITHER Dr Pepper or Cream Soda
- Fucking big coke to top up with the bottle of vodka I've sneaked in with me
- Ecstacy
- I boohoo a lot, side effect of all the ecstacy
- B3ta still makes me lol most days.
- Shakira with Tom Jones nipples.
- Spent ages writing reponses to a Q&A on b3ta that no-one will ever read
- 227.27 crackwhores
( broadsword, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 4:37, Reply)

Ooooh
Lars and the Real Girl was terrific. Shame so few people have even heard of it...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

.
- Used to smoke, childhood asthma made a comeback, stopped smoking.
- Chinese from the takeaway, indian to cook at home. Either sweet & sour chicken with egg friend rice, or chicken chow mein. For curries, mostly either madras or korma.
- Transformers, Gran Torino, LOTR: Fellowship
- Terry Pratchett - Making Money, Stephanie Meyer - The Host & Breaking Dawn
- SOAD - Mesmerise, Rammstein - Mutter, Keane - Hopes & Fears
- Eminem - Hailie's Song, Chimaira - Power Trip, Pantera - Revolution Is My Name.
- Katie
- She wanted me to show that I cared, I didn't.
- Diet Coke
- Galaxy Minstrels
- Alcohol
- About 6 weeks back
- I never LOL. I laugh, but never LOL.
- A mixture of Dimebag, Glen Benton, James Hetfield, Kerry King, Dave Lombardo, Ozzy and Eminem.
- Tidied up, and cooked some spanish chicken, was tasty.
- This
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 8:51, Reply)

- She wanted me to show that I cared, I didn't.
love that reply
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Thank you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)

What he meant was....
She wanted me to show that I cared, I didn't.

Instead I spent an evening copping off with a huge (really!) ugly (definately!) lesbian (honestly!)while SpikeyPickle grimaced.

The relationship sadly ended the very next day.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

You can fuck right off
Snogging the monster and splitting with Katie were unrelated!

And the monster happened first. *grimace*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

when I smoked straights it was Lucky Strike
these days I use Drum Gold in my joints
Indian - Lamd dhansak
First LOTR, honestly can't recall others
Probably whatever Iain (M) Banks has written
Tool - Lateralus and 10,000 days and Metallica - Death Magnetic
Songs from the albums mentioned above
Gwen - reason for her being my ex is the current Mrs V among other things
Coke
Minstrels
Marijuana
Honestly can't remember
Watching QI last night
Maynard from Tool's voice and lyric writing, and Joe Bonamassa's guitar playing, distilled into me
Recovered from going to Tar Barrels
something remote-controlled
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Cos i'm bored:
-Don't smoke, its just never appealed to me.
-Chinese. Spare ribs and sweet and sour chicken with noodles please.
-Serenity, Pan's Labyrinth, Watchmen.
-The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie, Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch and The Magicians Guild by Trudi Canavan.
-Folklore and Superstition by Black Stone Cherry, The Butcher's Ballroom by Diablo Swing Orchestra and You Had it Coming by Jeff Beck.
-The Key by BSC, Poetic Pitbull Revolutions by DSO and Over the Hills and Far Away by Nightwish.
-Jake
-A mutual decision as we never got to see each other and the fact that he's leaving for New Zealand for six months.
-Not a fan of fizzy drinks.
-Bottle of water and as many white mice as possible.
-Good music and weed.
-Yesterday.
-Yesterday.
-Chris Cornell. No one else needed.
-Slept. Did my washing, did some work, demolished a chocolate cake.
-A better imagination.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Serenity?
Nice!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

poor when compared to the series though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I don't know
I throughly enjoyed both, but because I watched the film first, I spent the entire series wishing River would just go mental!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Magician's Guild stuff was ok
but there is a shitload of better fantasy stuff out there.

Anything by Robin Hobb for instance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)