Alright I will
It's my mum, she said she would make me fish fingers and chips when I went for dinner the other week but she didn't, she made fish fingers and alphabites and I FUCKING HATE ALPHABITES! Why didn't she just make me chips like I wanted DG? WHY?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I LOVE alphabites

I didn't think they still made them, please send me some!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I do too
They don't make them anymore, you can only get those shitty 'smiles' things and they're crap and don't go crispy! Booooo! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

The alphabites were a coded message.
You were suppose to decipher them. Instead you ate them. Now you'll never find the grail.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Oh well
I heard it was shit anyway. How's you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

so-so.
Still trying to decode a tin of alphabetti spaghetti.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Peter those are cheerios

(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Mmmmm!
Doughnut seeds!
(bill, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

It was a cunningly coded message
Al's mum had made them spell out "these are chips not alphabites" on the plate. Unfortunately al is dyslexic and he thought it read "I hate you, love Mum", and so the illusion was shattered into a million crisp-crumbed pieces.

Poor al.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

OhEmGEEEEEEE!
It's like you were inside my eyes looking out!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

OH YEAHHHHH!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Fucking cunts, making me learn while eating potato starch, fucking fuck right off, muvvah, if I wanna lern, i'ld fuckin' play Call of Duety Modern Warfare One, because number two leaves me with a taste of milk on my lips.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

If I ever have to play Call of Duty 2 I'm gonna punch a MOTHERFUCKIN WALL

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)