alright

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:36, 94 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fredrush

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)

but
alright
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

god youre hot what are you wearing

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

that look of desperation
does not become you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

alright vipros

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:38, Reply)

alright rosalicious
how's it going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)

slowly but surely, whats the best bit of advice you could give me right now
dont hold back now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)

on any particular subject or advice in general?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

stop fucking stalling and get on with it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Enjoy yourself
everything else is of much less importance.

further advice: don't bring a knife to a gun fight
when everybody is dead, it doesn't matter where you park
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

hi im terry and im going to enjoy myself first
its good to be wise when you're young, cos you can only be young but the once
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:51, Reply)

well, seeing as you asked
legwarmers and a checked shirt

you
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

fucking hell, me too, we could be sisters

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:38, Reply)

alright rosalicious

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:38, Reply)

get out your growler

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)

getcha rat ahht

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)

alright kristine

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)

alright rosalalalalicious

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)

ja ja ja did you go for the red or the brunette im so out of touch maaaaan

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

brunette guv, still has a reddish tint, cunt hair
did you drink up the absynthe??
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:51, Reply)

i started on the 50% shit and worked my way up, saved a few for later innit
i preferred the brunette you know
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

And you have the nerve to call us lot creepy

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

because i preferred her brunette?
and when did i ever call you creepy. i totally am now though

you creepy cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:00, Reply)

You called us all creepy at the weekend
but I was only joking around, forum banter innit. You totally hurt my feelings now though. I'm gonna watch hollyoaks to make myself feel better.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

fuck orf
that was penelope
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

haha
that was me! i didn't mean it, i was just looking for a bite
( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

god youre such a terrible troll

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

alright rosalicious

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)

alright becky

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

alright vipros

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

what are you wearing

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Jeans and a jumper
you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

fuck it
we've come in the same outfit.

one of us is going to have to change
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)

im in a shirt and my grandmothers peeled skin, speak for your fucking self

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Forget it
it's too cold to change
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:49, Reply)

am i too late to join the party?

( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

nah its all gravy pen

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)

i could go for some gravy
on biscuits, you know that's what Americans call scones, crazy stuff
( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)

ask kristine man shes forrin and that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:54, Reply)

i miss her over on /talk

( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:00, Reply)

syncubus too

( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)

i remember when it was all pun threads

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

i loved the old gay shift,
no mongs, chat with my bros across the pond, it was awesome
( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

So merkins call biscuits scones?
What do they call scones?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)

we call scones biscuits
biscuits and gravy, bitch
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:57, Reply)

You put gravy on scones?
What's wrong with cream and jam?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

there are a few ways to eat a scone
one of the better ways includes sausage gravy
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

They don't do scones

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:57, Reply)

They do Scone as in gone, but they don't do scone as in stone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:07, Reply)

wha?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Some people get narky about how you say Scone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)

you say it scone, not scon
or it'd be spelled scon
( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I've seen that on here
I won't mention that I pronounce scone as in stone.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:23, Reply)

that's how it should be

( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)

so you say
then ten minutes later someone else comes along and it's all 'that's not how it's pronounced you povvo cunt' or some such
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

that's not how it's pronounced you povvo cunt
it's pronounced like "gone"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Scone should rhyme with gone

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

wrong wrong wrong
its SC-OWN
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

does it fuck

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

fuck off disgreeing with rosalicious
she's like jesus
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:45, Reply)

i love you like THIS much

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

don't listen to these spastics
i'm northern, i know how it's pronounced
( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)

eh?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

yeah, like you know how bath and grass should be pronounced...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:45, Reply)

That reminds me of my geordie metalwork teacher
every time the class didn't feel like working we would start an argument with him over the correct pronunciation of 'brass'. That was a good way to waste half an hour.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

no they call scones biscuits
and biscuits cookies
( well, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I can tell a difference between a cookie and a buiscit.
I class a cookie as something that is crunch(ish) and soft(ish), like a cake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I go by what it says on the box
witch usually ties in with what you suggest
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

You put sausage gravy on biscuits.
Cookies are dunked in milk. Scones are wierd dry things you eat with tea.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

This is probably too long but we mericans need to educate you Brits:
Homemade biscuits are so easy to make, and if you follow a few simple rules, they will always turn out fluffy and delicious. I use what I call the Grandma Method. I don't use a pastry cutter, or a fork, I use my clean hands to work in the butter with the flour. It's messy, but it works for me. Whether you do this or another method, it's important not to overwork your biscuit dough. Mix until it's all moistened, and then GENTLY fold it over rather than kneading, then roll it out, or pat into shapes.

Baking Powder Biscuits
(from a 1933 Recipe)

Ingredients:

2 cups sifted flour
2 tsp. baking powder
4 tablespoons butter or shortening
1/2 tsp. salt
about 3/4 cup milk
Sift Flour once, measure, add baking powder and salt, and sift again. Cut in shortening or butter. (this is where I use my hands by rubbing the butter into the flour). Add milk gradually, stirring until soft dough is formed. Turn out on slightly floured board and lightly "knead" for 30 seconds, enough to shape. Roll 1/2 inch thick and cut with 2 inch floured biscuit cutter. Bake on ungreased sheet in a 400 degree oven for 12-15 minutes. Makes 12 biscuits. You can also make tiny tea biscuits that are only 1 1/2 inches wide with a small cutter or glass bottom. These are great served with tea, jam or honey. Makes 24.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

scones should be hot and fluffy,
covered in either real butter, or jam and cream along with a good pot of tea.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

I do not believe I've ever
had a real scone.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Its worth the flight to devon to get them done right

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I apologize
I'm in an airport on a conference call right now about writing a doccument on remediation of dense non-aqueous phase liquids ans going slightly bonkers. Otherwise I would never presume to pontificate on cookies and scones, etc.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

What phase are they in?
Windsor type I, II or III, or olephatic?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

generally residual phase ganglia
or diffused into low K portions of the aquifer which makes them a bitch to clean up and keeps us hydrogeologists in jobs.

Call is over now, one more free drink in the Delta room then off to my hotel to research scones.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

This is accurate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream_tea
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Those look great
It's clear that I am one of the great unwashed and uneducated mericans. You need to set up a b3ta scone get togehter which all of us ignorant mericans can use as an excuse to travel to the UK.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Find a bash and get someone to set it in motion

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Alright Rosie?
I'm totally watching The Orphanage on bluray. I'm so cultured, watching films with subtitles and all that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

have you done a little scream yet?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

It's on pause while ma' speaks to her BFF, Norma.
I told norma about christmas at yours, she doesn't really get along with babera, but said as long as they're not next to or oppersite eachother on the table, she'll be cool.

She's got DVT, so needs to set towards the end of the table so she can get up for a walk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

thats a good un
im watching Aurthur on iplayer atm though
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Not very.
I'm angry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

how come?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Ex-boyfriend being a tool.
Annoyance with Twilight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

let me guess
you were like "Ohemgee Team Edwed" and he was like "NAWR TEM JAYKUB" and you were like "FUCK OFF, ITS TEAM EDWED" and he was like "THIS IS MAI 'OUSE AN IT'LL BLEEDIN BE TEM JAYKUB"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Necrophilia Vs Bestiality
THE MOVIE

I say sparkles every time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)

here it's necrophilia v paedophilia

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I out-whatsited the ex
He's not replying.
This gives me no satisfaction.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:36, Reply)

what does that even mean?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:42, Reply)

dead kids cant say no
the Fred West story
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)

necrozooaphillia
compromise?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Ayup, lass.
Went to the English store today and bought mince pies and a christmas pudding. And christmas crackers in case I actually get a tree.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)