Sorry, I had to deal with my daughter
She's 16 and worried about her mock exams.

So, I think I said it all in my original answer to my post - see the link above. As I also said, the details are not that interesting. What exactly do you want to know,

BTW, for all those above who think I'm a star wars / trek geek. Pechogonas is Spanish for 'big tits'.
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gonz has just messed his knickers.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Does _she_ put out on webcam?
If I wanted a double-act, how would I go about seeing that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:55, Reply)

are you talking about my name
or my daughter? I'll kick you in the nuts for the first, and a hell of a lot harder for the second
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I was kindda hoping... NO, SHUT UP GONZ, SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE REALLY WOULD STAMP ON YOUR BALLS.... AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.... SHUT UP GONZ AND LEAVE IT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:13, Reply)

aww you
I think you'd like it. Good on you.
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, Reply)

PERT BREASTS PERT BREASTS I BET SHE HAS PERT BREASTS

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Who? Gonz?

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Like _you_ don't know about my breasts, stop acting coy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)

That's no act. I'm fucking coy, me and I'll lamp anyone who says differently.
*squeezes*
*runs away*
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)

As long as we can wait for the "boiled can of condenced milk"-toffee stuff to cool down next time, I'm totally game.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Oh MTFU
You don't need skin there - LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE, MAN.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Haha Clendrix ya bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:31, Reply)

That's me.
All man. All bastard.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:35, Reply)

MEANY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)

maybe
everytime I read your name I think "clitoris"
why is this?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:29, Reply)

If you say it in the name of a greek or roman empire'er, it sounds even better.
I AM CLIT-ORIS, LORD OF ALL I PROVEL, CURSE ME AT YOUR PERIL !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)

You're wonderfully twisted.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:36, Reply)

hmm I like this
I may make that my sig
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Close your eyes.
Sleep.
Dream.
Clean up the mess.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Ah, I was just being shit.
Ignore me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Oh, you're always shit
but we love you anyway
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:06, Reply)

So's your face.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Top class retort there, Noel.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I graduated from the JD school of comebacks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Marvellous.
You can now join the Wormulus College of Go-Aways
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Wormulus would be a shit teacher of going away.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I suppose...
but Wormulus didn't actually come back.
He sent a selection of new names in his place.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:26, Reply)

It is at the mo
it's lumpy :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

?
OK, but not quite sure what you did wrong
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I got arrested once.
Apparently someone pulled my old baggage neighbour's Sky satellite cable off her wall late the previous night, which thrashed her Sky box around in her living room. I was arrested the next day on suspicion of criminal damage but they let me off. I was so shitfaced I couldn't remember a fucking thing for about nine hours. Spending six hours in Aylesbury nick with the worst hangover ever is no longer on my list of things to do before I die.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:14, Reply)

"someone"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Wonderfully transparent.
I suspect that Noel went round in a glasses/moustache/newspaper disguise when he did it.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Talking like a 'laydee' in an operatic voice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Apparently she saw me lying in the communal driveway in front of our terrace
for about half an hour at two in the morning, not disguised or affecting a feminine voice or nuffink.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, Reply)

If she's got SKY TV,
then she deserves to have her whole house pulled down and to be subsequently shoved into a pot of boiling oil while Gonz rapes her head with a mop.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I'll suggest this to my ex-housemate who still lives next to the miserable cunt.
I'm sure she'll agree it's the only way to be sure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Oh, I certainly suspect I did it, yeah.
But I couldn't say for sure.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

yeah, it's shit isn't it?
The difference is that you didn't quite know whether you'd pulled off the sattelite dish and so really shouldn't have been in the police station. I knew I'd acted out of character, I remember hitting the bouncer and then the police man. I remember three policemen trying to put handcuffs on me and fighting against them. Not a good story to tell my kids
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Oh, I dunno.
I was mortified for a few weeks after I was arrested but I look back on it now and it's something I can find no small amount of mirth in.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)

yes
but it's still new to me, so i'm still in the mortified stage
( no longer a user, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Good luck finding the mirth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:38, Reply)

If it feels like everything is getting too much for you
just promise us you won't, you know, just don't do "that" thing you know, talk to someone first, you've got kids to think about, it's not fair on them, just don't do it.

McDonalds just isn't worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

pfft my god

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:44, Reply)