GODIMFUCKINGBOREDANDWISHITWASFRIDAYANDTWOWEEKSHOLIDAY!
I am struggling to get anything done at work - I have already wrapped up all the loose ends and it is only Tuesday.

What should I do to get through the next 3 1/2 days?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:41, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Self induced coma.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)

White Stuff
aka 2,6-disopropylphenol, or propofol.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I can see you're going to be handy.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I just googled it...
...sounds like it would really help.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:47, Reply)

*Warnings*
1. It's strictly prescription-only and in the UK your GP can't prescribe it (it's a specialist anaesthetic)

2. It was allegedly responsible for the death of Michael Jackson
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:57, Reply)

If it's good enough for Michael Jackson then it's good enough for us.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I have a 12 year old boy you might like then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Danger wank?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Monty's idea of a danger wank.
Finish within 3 minutes or else you have to punch yourself in the face.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Not a bad idea.
(apart from the face punching.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:51, Reply)

or...
see if you can crack one off whilst sat in front of your boss (without them noticing), having requested a meeting to discuss your salary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

She is quite hot....
...and does 'give me a raise'.

(Have to admit I am quite aroused at the thought of this and a DW is looking imminent.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:57, Reply)

thank fuck I haven't eaten my lunch yet

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Eh?
You want a mouthful of my 'love-custard'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Haha!
Make him beg for it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Need to take the gimp mask off for that!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Are you just upset he's not wanking over your pert female breasts?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I don't care what he wanks over as long as he doesn't tell me about it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I can keep quiet as long as you can.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)

"He's the fastest he's the greatest he's the best"

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Learn to whistle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Can I send you
some of the work I should be doing but am blowing off while on this site?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Probably not in my top 10 options...
...but thanks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I am feeling the same.
Luckily, I'm covering IT 'til the end of term, and pretty much everyone has finished the work that needs doing. I just tell everyone to leave me alone and kill time on teh internets til Friday.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:04, Reply)

play pranks on everyone
write a list of ridiculous facts and make sure you tell them to everyone randomly
make a comic strip involving water cooler gossip
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:10, Reply)

2 1.5l bottles of Lambrini from Tescos
They're 2 for £4 at the moment.

Sorry, just letting that sink in.
FUCK YEAAAAAH

My bottle of vitamins cost more than that!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I love that you drink Lambrini.
I hope we get the chance to shove your head up my top again : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)

It's cheap and horrible
But at the same time awesome. And definitely! Gutted I'm missing out on the Manc bashes.

Had a flash back to last one. It was rather pleasant, actually. I loved that bash. I was cunted, but DIDN'T throw up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Make someone cry, on the internet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Bowie shagged your sister.
(And your brother.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Do some of these:
wilk4.com/humor/humorm375.htm
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Read your way through some webcomics
I recommend Scary Go Round and Ctrl+Alt+Del
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Pah
Some people don't get the 2 weeks off. *Sob*

Next time I get a job the first thing I'm looking at is not "can I do it", or the salary, but do I get 2 weeks off for Christmas!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Two fucking DAYS, I get. Woo-pissing-hoo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Not to worry old boy...
...I will over indulge in fine wine, superb cheese and intoxication to cover us both.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I was assuming you would do this on my behalf
I am in your debt, sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Yup
I get the actual 25th and then the Monday after so Friday-Monday off. Will be good but these people with their 2 weeks piss me off no end.

Bah humbug
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)

*Points*
Haaah-ha!

Edit Sorry - that was really cruel.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Haha
Deserved though. Silly work conditions. I feel like a 6 year old Filipino.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

me too
*rings up and orders one*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I'll be having
a working fucking holiday.

At least I'll be on my travels, but i still have to work. bastards
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)