yeah, but really thick

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's not just "thick cream"
you thick cream
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I know that
I'm from Devon, they practically invented it here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I bet you don't know how to make it.
you're going to google it now and tell me how to make it so even if you tell me how it's made I'm still right and victorious.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Ooh ooh
Don't you heat milk that's not parsturised or something, and then leave it so it gets all lumpy (yep, lumpy is the scientific term I'm sure).
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

fuck knows
this sounds likely

I know the Ambrosia secret though, and none of you cunts do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I seem to remember being told by a farmer guy
on a school trip... exciting times!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

You scald it,
I think comercially they blow steam through it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Ahhhhhh
Interesting. I just remember a farmer banging on about heating and whisking... he could have been talking about butter or cream though... who knows, I was too busy feeding goats!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

like you eat
with scones and jam

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(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

*drools*
I fancy a scone right about now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

my mum made me some scones on sunday.
Nom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Ooooh scones
I'm jealous!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I only eat plain ones though
So you might be bored without all the currants or whatever they are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Nope plain ones are ace
Currants ruin everything in my opinion!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Oh I love you more each day.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Right back atcha
*winks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I hate currants too.
Can I join your gang?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Woooo!
We need a badge...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I'll work on one! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Rah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

But of course
Do you like sultanas?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Nope!
I spend 10 minutes picking them all out of my muesli in the morning. This can be hard work because they are covered in meusli dust and are difficult to find.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Good
Then you are deffo allowed in the club! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Woo!
I'm in a girl gang.


*wears bandana*

*beats up OAP*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

*Draws a tear under eye*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

*is well ard*

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Well I think currents/raisins/sultanas improve most desserts
Carrot cake needs them! I recon they'd even be good in a chocolate cake. And to not put them in scones is just wrong!

But everyone is entitled to their opinion, this is teh internets after all
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Thank you for your diplomacy
It is much appreciated.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

No its not
Get outta here you sultana lovin' fruit cake!! :-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Ah see that's where you're going wrong
eating carrot cake... its not really cake unless its smothered in chocolate sauce and icing sugar!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

But it's got buttercream on it!
And I love buttercream! I could eat that stuff on it's own without any cake underneath it! Mmmmm... *salivates*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Do you ever make a mug of buttercream and eat it with a spoon?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Maybe
¬_¬
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

You so do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Hehehe
That sounds like a plan! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Bloody love doing that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Hmmm
It does have buttercream but everything else about it is wrong... you are correct though, buttercream is lovely! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I'm afraid I have to jump in here
the sandwich van that we get has the best muffins ever, and they are carrot cake ones, with some kind of icing, buttercream, or some cheese or something.

fucking amazing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Aha
As I suspected.

So you have some clotted cream?

*breaks out the emergency scones*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)