My hips don't lie...
Some of you may find this distracting; Danzig vs Shakira...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk&feature=related

I guess he is kind of tough because he has a wolf for a friend' but he also has a a very sensitive side as he is not afraid of quality hair-care products. Danzig is a deep pool of contrasting colours. (And NOT gay.)

Erm...question....which non-outed 'celebrity' do you think is gay?

(My mum may be lesbian but she is not a celebrity ok?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:40, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm still not convinced that Dermot O'Leary is straight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)

hmm, lessee now....
Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Oprah, Ricki Lake, and your..... oh.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

*points* Haaaaaa!
Oprah and Rikki - there's a cute couple.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Not if
they're heading towards the buffet counter.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

One day
The Rock and I are going to have a cookery show called "Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:18, Reply)

'Cooking Rocks!'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

....this week's guest, Craig Charles....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Hee!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

i used to work in a cinema
and one day the place was afire with a story about Vin Diesel being gay. That's my choice
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Whitney swings

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:01, Reply)

So does Bobby Brown.
(The surname is a give-away.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)

About 15-30 Premiership footballers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Oh yes
And David Moyes, allegedly
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

The fact none of them admit it is pretty pathetic.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I hope that Shittu is gay...
...just to see The Sport implode with the potential punnage.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

it was bad enough with Ashley Cole's denial
"I ain't no rear Gunner"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Sol Campbell...
...was rumoured to be gay and that his exuality was linked to his breakdown.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I suppose
with none of them admitting it, it's more the fact they would get absolutely crucified at every ground across the country. Could you imagine it, playing at somewhere like Cardiff/Stoke/Leeds the day after coming out in The Sun? They'd last five minutes. Quite sad really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

haha
imagine trying to stare lovingly into the eyes of David Moyes, he has the cold dead eyes of a killer!

I reckon Sergio Garcia wouldn't say no to a cheeky reachround from Paul Casey
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Moyes is like a stare-out champ from Big Train.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

That was a great show

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I was indeed
(Alessandro Kampagnola is the one who reminds me of Moyes)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I don't have a clue who David Moyes is, I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I can't reply
Because I don't know if you're joking or not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Tom Cruise, Thomas Cruise and Mr Katie Holmes

( Peej, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I'd turn gay for Katie Holmes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I watched Batman Begins and the Dark Knight over the last couple of weeks
and hadn't realised before that Katie Holmes was in the first, and Maggie Gyllenhaal in the second.

The latter is significantly better.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Is Robbie Williams?
Has he 'fessed up?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I think he's had a 'go'
But has not come to terms with it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)

You make it sound as though
He just bummed a fag off a mate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

he did

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Boom-tish

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Cowell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I don't know about him.
All his ex girlfriends look similar.

If he was just using them to divert attention then he would use any woman.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

He's increibly camp though isn't he.
I just think he gets his 'beards' from the same agency each time, so they replace them with another similar one for continuity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Didn't he do Sinitta?
I'm pretty sure she's packing some meat. Kind of a halfway house.
( broadsword, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Taking Walsh roughly from behind

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

since Louis Walsh had that breakdown or whatever
it was plainly obvious that he was on drugs during the filming of X factor. particularly the first one or two after he came back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:19, Reply)

The way he behaves is because he's Irish not because of drugs.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:23, Reply)

creepy, sentimental old queen.
...bit like Louis Walsh.


Boom! Boom!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

it was not normal behaviour
I know irish people, and people who take drugs. He was acting much more like the second group.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

maybe he was taking IRISH DRUGS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I'd suggest it was more likely something that made him wide-eyed, manic and prone to babbling

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Guinness?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

OMG HE'S ON GUINNESS DRUGS
*phones News of the World*
( broadsword, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Cryogenically frozen Gately-spunk?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

No thanks..
...I'll have a cornetto instead if that's ok with you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

its the trousers

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Jeremy Clarkson

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Has Kevin Spacey been outed yet?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Big time.
That Clapham Common adventure of his pretty much sealed the deal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I've always had my suspicions about Graham Norton

( broadsword, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

What?
That he might be gay or Irish?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

No, that he is shit

( broadsword, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Hmmmm, there's something about him isn't there?
I going to stick my neck out and say he's DEFINITELY shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

He was funny in Father Ted......
...and that was it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Yeah, that's one of my favourite episodes.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

He was also in the episode
where they were on the plane, he was taking the monkey priest into the cockpit.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Oh I forgot that one!
There's some unrequited gay priest love in that episode isn't there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Yes, when they thought they were gonna crash
due to Dougal having a 'Stimpy' moment with the red button. Great episode.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I think Natalie Portman might be gay
If she wishes to come over to my place and prove me wrong I will gladly take her roughly from behind. (I bet she's a filthy bitch!)
( Peej, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

have you seen the rap video she did for Lonely Island?
it's brilliant. I loved her before, and it makes me love her even more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I felt the same. I heard it on the album before seeing the video
and thought they had taken a normal interview, fucked with it and got someone to do the rap. When I saw the video I got a chubby and though I thought it impossible fell even deeper in love with her than before.
( Peej, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)