CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'mon !
New year, new beginings, fuck all the bad shit, it's done, you're not gonna let it defeat you? The world's your oyster and you're The (Wo/)Man ! Fuckin' lets 'ave it, might not be a millionaire, in love* and driving a Honda Accord by the time the year is out, but we can make a good start.

It ain't gonna happen sitting on your lorals browsing the blogs with a £4.99 chocolate catapilla cake from asda between your toes, so let's make a start, what's your plans for the new year?

I'm off out, but I expect RESULTS when I get back.

* with the same person loving you back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:33, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

mastermind a robot
invasion

a proper one with clanky robots and flashing eyes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'll Start.
1. To have retired by this time next year (aged 43), having sold my interest in the partnership to someone who wants to buy into it (Note: anyone on here want to buy me out?)

2. To use my retirement as a researcher and work in an academic environment. I love patients but they do have the annoying habit of being sick.

3. To still be with my lovely wife, precocious daughter and idiot dog.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I'm gonna be able
to to do sets of 100 Hindu Squats at a time by February.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Weirdo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Plans?...PLANS?
SHITTY FUCKING PLANS
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I haven't thought too much
I think I'm going to keep doing the occasional out-of-character thing, because that got me a few little adventures and made me learn things about myself in 2009.

I'm going to give myself a break. Even with my flaws (internal and external) I'm not a bad egg and I shouldn't treat myself like one, or let anyone else do so. (New Year diet? Piss off!)

I might do a few sensible things like look at my career options or sort out that pension.

Continue to swing between a sensible two-jobs householder and completely batshit harpy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I haven't thought too much
and this sums up my plans for the coming year.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Best way
Sod resolutions you won't stick to.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Resolutions?
Meh.

Another way of being able to punish oneselves for perceived failings!
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

and new years is the worst time to make them
a friend of mine regularly gives up smoking at new years, but feeling hungover the next day makes him want to smoke more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Get down under 13 stone
by continuing with the gym. I've lost 8 pounds so far, need to lose another 5. Ideally I'd like to get down to a comfortable 34" waist, maybe one day 32".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

How tall are you?
34 inch waist isnt so bad, i'm only 5'9'' with a 34 waist but i'm ok fitness wise
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I'm 5'11"
I reckon I've gone from "portly" to "stocky".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Crikey, Lighty
You've started an episode of Sex & the City!
EDIT: But one of you ladies has just deleted her post...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Tee hee.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Why I oughtta...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Well...under 10 stone?
what kind of message is that for the kids? Wont somebody think of the children? :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Get myself a new fucking job
because everyone I work with are varying degrees of cunt!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I am going to get used to being alone, throw away my push-up bra and start drawing again.
If I haven't picked up a pencil by March then I shall commit hara-kiri by throwing myself upon a very sharp HB2.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:03, Reply)

I'll have your bra please
I feel a growth spurt coming on and I'm hoping they get as big as yours.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Done.
But let me tell you, cleavage ain't all it's cracked up to be.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:18, Reply)

If they're there and they're already rather rotund
then there's no harm in them sitting nice and high and jubbly.
It's just a helping hand. Nobody's trying to make mountains out of molehills here...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:20, Reply)