IT'S ABOUT GOOD MANNERS.
I think noisy eating is a culteral thing too. Lot's of other countries positively demand it.

But that's johhny foreigner for you. Dirty bastards.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

To me, a completely silent meal is a bit like completely silent shag.
It's creepy and wrong, at least put the telly on or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

At least you got some though eh?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

What's wrong with a silent shag?
Sometimes it makes your brain feel like it's going to burst out of your ears. But in a good way. Not like an aneurism.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

So true you said it twice.
Edit - Wha?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You just shut it
You ain't seen nuffink
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I like to put something on in the background, a good audio book or something, in case I get bored.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:02, Reply)

The wedding's off
How dare you imply that you would be bored mid-coitus mith me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:05, Reply)

It's just as much for your benifit as mine.
There is nothing more sexy than James Whale on a rant about the congestion zone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'd congest your zone!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You would say that
It's the only shag they allow in the Fucking Library.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

WELL IT'S BETTER THAN BANNING IT TOTALLY
LIKE MOST PUBLIC PLACES!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

But in some cultures belching is a sign of appreciation of your food.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Just goes to show there are some parts of the world that learnt nothing from our subjegation of their race.
What a waste of time that was.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Bring back slavery

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Bring back loose tea and penny sweets.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

It's too good for 'em.
Then they get free meals.

WHICH THEY EAT NOISLIY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

But they'll pay it back in hard labour, their wives being fucked every which way to Tuesday by the White man and a distinct lack of respect from all other ethnics who would sneer at their eating habits
They can't win really
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

You've convinced me.
'Bring back slavery' it is. A sensible practice from a more civilised age.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I've heard that in some cultures
misplaced apostrophes and misspellings like 'culteral' are punished by hanging.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Maybe in your little world Monty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I've heard that in some cultures
David Bowie is revered as a god
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I like those cultures

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Bomb the bastards.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I've heard that too.
The same goes for Phil Collins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Nah, that culture died when he made Buster
They all joined the Bowie worshippers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Two Hearts!
Livin' in just one mind!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You Can't Hurry Love
with not one, but THREE Phils!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Phil Collins is god


just look at that beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

He looks a bit like St Jude there...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

He divorced his wife BY FAX.
What. A. Cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah
get with the emails Phil
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

yeah. The 80s are OVER, Phil ffs
I think I might Telex him so he knows.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)