mini-list
Vipros - anything pseudo-scientific e.g. positive bacteria yoghurt. It would allow him to let his smugness shine through
althegeordie - anything domestic. He could make a convincing woman for the Bounty kitchen towel adverts in a cheap frock.
beckyjsbx - "Flirt with real girls. In your area. NOW!"
gonz - The new George at ASDA range is in stock. Surprising styles, welcome prices.
tgb - pillow fighting M&S lingerie model. Except she put a spanner in the end and she's bludgeoning the other model to death with a look of glee all over her sick and twisted face.
roota - Yes car credit. You can have a car. But we know where you live, a'right. We own your kneecaps soft lad. Calm down, calm down etc.
big girls blouse - "Lambrini girls have all the fun"
monty boyce - Calm. Traquil. At peace. The soothing fragrance only available with Organics Herbal bubble bath.
agnostic antichrist - Shockwave hair gel: your look, your style. Keep your hair style for up to 12 hours. Or until you pass out into the gutter...
blaireau69 - Whyte & MacKay ¬_¬
( djtrialprice, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:50, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lambrini?
More like White Lightning.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I love it

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I can so imagine you as a bounty lady
or plenty whatever it's now called
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I can get with the pseudo-science
but not that fucking crappy bacteria yoghurt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm not going to lie
I'm quite happy I was mentioned.

I really need to put a more recent pic up, my hair is just getting stupid now!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Don't give up
Once you hit Charles 1st status you'll never look back, young man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

He's not far off!
And it actually quite suits him
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:02, Reply)

YES ! Some of my best hawiaan shirts were from ASDA.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Only two types of people are allowed to wear hawiian shirts

hawiians and big fat party guys in frat comedies, which one are you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Fat dude in frat comedies.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:11, Reply)

You've forgoten Surfer Dudes, but that's not me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

OI!
We DO know where you live...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Get to fuck Jesus
Although I do agree with Al's advert
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Love you too becky
:D
( djtrialprice, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I said something nice about you yesterday. Wont happen again sunshine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I noticed
I miss looking like Jesus I'm assuming that was the comment you were talking about. Mine was meant to be nice too i.e. you're haaawt enough to lounge about on a bed in something skimpy while vacantly pretending to be on the phone.

I'm making it worse aren't I?
( djtrialprice, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I took your comment as I look like a chavtastic callgirl. Charming

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

chav?
I can't imagine you in a tracksuit or wearing big hoopy bling. No offence intended.
( djtrialprice, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I imagine her like that all the time
Helps me through the long winter nights.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

That's what they look like to me. AND they wear far too much make up...in the hot tub no less
Theys some nasty biaatches
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMUUysmfYUw

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Your sig
I read it as you getting "A" in the bedroom and wondered if you'd switched teams.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X3T4VThYFc

( djtrialprice, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Becky's here in the ante meridiaaaaan

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Becky's down with the lurgy of doom

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Oh no!
Although I'd like to have lurgy and not be here.
Please try to enjoy your lurgy.
I know this will be difficult as you have that work ethic thing going on...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Ha yeah I'll try and enjoy coughing and snotting everywhere.
I just watched Spinal tap. Totally awesome :) I've been watching all the Christopher Guest films over the last few days and I think Best in show is my favourite.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Oh God I have to get Best in Show on DVD
"macadamia"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Walnut

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

The Mighty Wind
"There was this *winks* thing I used to do that none of the other girls would."
( djtrialprice, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Did I infect you over the internet?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I reckon so. Damn you althegeordie and your massive infection spreading powers

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)