I live a few metres from the London Hell's Angels HQ.
On Saturday morning I popped out for breakfast and was stunned to see my entire neighbourhood overrun by bikers. There was a funeral on - very heavy police prescence - and literally hundreds of 'hogs' all over the show. Most impressive.

But who is best - mods or rockers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:57, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

mods
of course
( M o D, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Danny Dyer would have been a Mod

I rest my case...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Danny Dyer
would have been a cunt.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Undoubtably

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm a mocker

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I nearly posted that.
This is a bit scary.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I iz u an u iz me
I received an inspirational email just now, telling me that 'Angles exist'.
I knew that. In fact I was not aware there was a debate concerning their existence.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Imagine if they didn't

Where would Dizzee sit and what woukld we do with Baby!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Huh?
Ah, apologies for being obtuse...

*crash*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

That was acutely annoying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Right I'm off to a meeting
Insert something funny about reflex angles, thanks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I once went to a bash with someone who was 17 and claimed to be a Hells Angel.
Apparently to get in, you have to join the SAS and kill everyone in your squad, and not even in a video game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

was his name Edmund, perchance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Nah', he was a non-b3tan, I spent the entire night with GMoS ripping the piss out of him.
I felt so manly bullying a kid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'm going to ask them directly.

*gazzes mods*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I use to own a fish tail parka.
We are the mods
We are the mods
We are we are we are the mods.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I used to live up the road from the reading one.
One time my housemate decided it was a good idea to drunkenly rest on one of the harleys while eating his spicy chicken wings.
He got his nose broken and I had to open the door to him and two massive bikers helping him home.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Nice of them to help him home, I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I opened the door and shit myself.
They were very apologetic about it and said "we're not all like this".
I just said, "oh, it sounds like he deserved it" then double locked the door.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I've no idea what you mean
still, when I was a kid my dad looked like he should've belonged to hell's angels.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Let me help

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mods_and_Rockers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'd like a combination of both please.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Spitroast?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

yeah....left myself_wide_open for that one...

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

You're not helping yourself, are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I totally did that on purpose

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I did guess that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)

hyuk hyuk

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

A group of mates
were involved in running battles with the German Hell's Angels over there on a stag do all throughout the red light district (can't remember which city, Hamburg I think?), there was 80 of them over there and as you can imagine they got a bit rowdy. They said it was pretty even for an hour or so until said Angels produced a shotgun amongst other weapons.

They admitted defeat and went on their way after that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I prefer the mods dress sense
but motorbikes are better than scooters, and i've never managed to "get" The Who.

So in answer to your question, I have no idea.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Mods are like ducks...
...in that the males are a lot better in appearance than the females.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)