Being an attention seeking woman on the internet just isn't the same anymore.
What else can I do in my life to get attention? Preferably without threatning to take my life or my clothes off.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:30, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

With those two exclusions,
absolutely nothing I'm afraid.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

1. Wear as many of your clothes as you possibly can.
2. Wear your least attractive hat.
3. Obtain a large bag of breadcrumbs. Deposit liberally in said outfit.
4. Find a town centre with a large pigeon population.
5. Commence incoherent bellowing.
6. If possible, fall into a fountain periodically.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You forgot 7.
Push a supermarket trolley around full of bags of rubbish.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

That's all a bit complicated for me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

You gotta make the effort, pet.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Change your name to Osama
Alternatively wear a burkha but with one arm rolled up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I could wear a burka but with one eye showing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Like the Elephant Man.
"Everyone's been very kind"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)

ooh sexy*


*burn the witch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Slut! Showing her eye like that.

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

*panders*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

One arm rolled up?
Is that ghetto fabulous?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

It's to show off those wicked track marks
*may have mixed religions/subcultures/addictions*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Netto fabulous, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

You should follow the 7 point plan
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: After the discussion about hot chocolate and baileys I think it would only be right to have one. Actually, lets top it up with a small tot of whisky. But let's not tell the wife eh?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

get bex to lend you an endoscope and do an indepth expose of all your relevant cavities
(not teeth)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:40, Reply)