Kerching
Just checked my bank account, been given a five hundred quid bursary. Not sure why. Needless to say I am delighted, that's the weekend drugs and alcohol fund well and truly sorted.

Anyone else had nice surprises out of absolutely nowhere lately?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:31, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You know what though
if you fell down the shitter you'd come up smelling of roses!
You're one jammy cunt.
Don't spend it all on cardigans and shoes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I've spent
two hundred quid of it already.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Come on lad
What you gonna do next week?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'm bored what websites should I read to keep me entertained?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

www.ministryofdeals.com
Bottom right.
Innovation at its best.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Well done, you mildly entertained me for all of 4 seconds.
I bet someone makes a premature ejaculation joke
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

fotozup.com/disturbing-ads-from-the-good-old-times/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

That's not disturbing enough for a Thursday afternoon
Have you got anything a bit stonger?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Can you look at strong stuff at work?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Yes
*knees knocking*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Well Google something you're into on Google videos then!
What am I, a peddler!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

No, I want you to.........
Fuck it, I'll do it myself.

Is wifelovers.com still going?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Dunno
try gangmywife.com
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

'Guess her muff' is usually reliable for 5 minutes entertainment.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

*hides muff*

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

hides shaves
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

not particularly lately
but in my second second year at uni (re-sits due to bad subject choices first time round) I had to pay my own uni fees (in Scotland the Govt pays them, mostly). to do so I had to take out a student loan, which didnt even cover the full amount, but was covered by my dad. the end of the year, i checked my bank account a couple of days before my missus was due to move over for a year or two, making sure my pay was in, and there was an extra installment from the loans company for the same amount as the loan i originally received (about 950 quid).

Spent it all within three weeks (probably quicker, but i dont remember)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I'm pretty sure, but I could be wrong, that you said you were going to quit the drugs, quite a few times, and how you even had to move away from your city because of it.
And how the drugs have made you into a complete and utter wastage of life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

dur Gonz
you can't belive anything druggies say. They are lying scumbag rotbag handbag wolfbagging pansiepops
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm very friendly actually
Except for when I occasionally have to beat an old lady half to death in order to nab her purse and pay for my next fix.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

My nana's looking for you
She said you caught her off guard and you're fucked next time
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

'Nana...said...you're fucked next time'
Barry - you've scored with Roota's Nana. Worra stud.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

*hides purse*

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Can you not go and
beat up some chaps and sell their bling? I know it's only [insert Argos jeweller here as I've forgotten] but it must be worth a smidgen
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Why can't he find himself a nice pescription or OTC drug to get addicted to like a good drain on society.
=(((((

Oh Grams, when are me and you finally going to hook up and get a subway? This is turning more epic than Russ and Rachel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'm sick at the moment
and everything tastes of flem. When I'm better we should like totally someday like yeah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Sounds like you're eating a subway already
With their special mayo.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I thought that was
made with semen not flem
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)

That's extra special, not just special.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I've free'd up my diary from march 2010 'till forever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Aw!

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)

March is my birthday
All of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Is this Barry from Eastenders?
The very one who posted part 1 of a fascinating love story, only to leave us in the lurch?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

No he posted the rest as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Shit, missed it.
Ignore the imbecile.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Was it any good
should I bother wasting my life over some inane rambling that, as this is b3ta will be either:

a) so boring I die
b) a lie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Well the part that I read was good!
I was literally begging for more, but missed the conclusion. Now look at me!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I look at you with
pity
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I can't.
he's a loveable rogue and I want to spit on a hanky and wipe his face.
And make him some mince and onion gravy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

a hanky his grave
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

a hanky his grave his knob
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

hanky his grave his knob his brown eye
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Please go ahead
with any of the above.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)