Kung Hei Fat Choi!
THIS is the New Year.

Re-make your resolutions, actually start that diet, do That Thing you were too chicken to do in January...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 9:39, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The year of the Tiger, no?
Have given up teh booze, started cycling again and generally stopped being the utter cunt whom everyone hates.
Well I guess I had to start somewhere...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I heard of an excellent seven step plan for life improvement
but I can't think what it was.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Alright Al?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

alright roots

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

And a happy new year to you!
No wonder the Chinese tasted so good last night! I resolve that I will finally go and vet my new tattoo started. Finally.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Yay! Do it.
And have a nice first Valentine's Day with a wife :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I have vowed to get my next tattoo on my 45th birthday this year.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

What you getting?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I'm getting the word 'breathe' in fancy script on my wrist.
And maybe a little star somewhere.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Ooh, spiritual.
I think you should just get your name and address ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

What happens if I move?

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

God help the new occupants?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

My resolution is to get better, get out of this hospital and away from NHS food.
I've never eaten such awful food in my life, and that includes school dinners and Ukrainian truck stops.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh no, kid
You're still in the bloody hospickle?
How you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah, this is day 6.
Right kidney is still swollen and not draining properly. Having another kidney scan tomorrow. Am in pain about 20 hours a day and can't take any painkillers that might harm the baby (anti-inflammatories being the ones that would probably work best but I can't have them). If there is a kidney stone then there's not much can be done as I'm pregnant. The consultant has gone with "conservative management" - observe me and treat pain. The ward is lovely, the staff are amazing, but the food - dear god, the food... *weeps*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Oh dear.
You are a poorly little lamb aren't you. Hope everything goes ok.


*sends kebab in post*
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

*sends dessert*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Hope you get better soon!
Any Valentines action for anyone? Like an indecisive gay I have neither given nor received.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

With it being Sunday
I'm assuming my truckload of gifts will be in the sorting office until tomorrow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Of course!
Expect 27 Royal Mail trucks outside your house tomorrow.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Only 26
I had a tiff with the airline pilot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

These pilots
Never call when they say they're going to!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Not like jet fighter pilots though.
They're totally reliable.And often doctors too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)

They're great in snowy conditions too
like the kind you find at the north pole.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Know this form experience Al?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

But they're all the Cola "Hollydays are coming" vans.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

well, I've just been asked out
by the second person in three days. Previously to this, I have never been asked out at all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You're so damned hot
I'm getting an erection just reading your posts.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

*sends out linguistic pheremones*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Get down with your bad self!
My aim is to only accept sober askingz outz, so I may be some time haha.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

mine are both
interweb based, so to be fair one or more is probably a serial killer or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Only one will be a serial killer
The other one will just be autistic.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

decisions, decisions

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Get in!
Are you accepting any, or perhaps both?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

both
I think. Actually I accepted one before getting the second (prossibly preferable) offer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

So you're stringing them both along?
You're worse than Hitler you are.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

well
I was going to stomp on Poland afterwards
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I like her style

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

they are both quite a bit younger than me too
I'm developing my dirty old woman image
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Have fun!
I've always been a cougar but I'm jibbing it this year. Mostly gets you nowhere, but in a very fun way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Like a Sinclair C5?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Abso-bloody-exactly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)

hope you feel better soon
it sounds proper nasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I've been absent a bit lately so have missed a fair bit...
Why be you in 'ospickle?

Just read the above^^^^^^

please accept a VERY gentle hug!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Get better soon - that sounds horrible.
Can't you get someone to bring you nice food?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Are you not volunteering?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Isn't the hospital in Bristol?
/creepy

Also, I've never met CHCB, that'd be odd. And creepy.

apparently it's creepy to know b3tans' real names. huh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:03, Reply)

there's probably someone nearby
who could take some b3tard related food. Although, I'm not sure what that would be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Pot noodle and wank
Or if it's an older b3tan, something from a griddle pan. And wank.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Monty (Propps) made a furtive bear lasagne.
That's pretty fuckin' b3tan.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

did it have wank in it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Who knows!?
ARHG BUTTON LAYOUTS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:11, Reply)