Today is full of pebbles
Aldi anti-aging cream is famous and in high demand. I can't use anything on my face other than jojoba oil, Rosa-Relief and Ready Brek/honey paste.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sandpaper is good.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Not as a substitute for
toilet paper or Kleenex.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I prefer a wire brush and Dettol.
It really shifts the dangleberries.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Ahem
www.flickr.com/photos/markscott/228347839/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Leaves your gusset lemon fresh.
Ace.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

You should try sleeping with slices of that ham shaped like a bear over your eyes
it's a great moisturiser and will scare the shit out of any intruders into your house.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Billy Bear™

(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Billy Bear ham
that was aweosme
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Just googled it.
That is awesome.

www.4networking.biz/forum/5/37158.htm
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

just
cover it all up with dulux emulsion. Works for me - I find 'Hint of Apple' makes me look more healthy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Touch of lead is also good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Touch of cloth, less so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

my study was apple white when I was a kid
I choseded it maself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

my bedroom was red
with yellow paintwork.

This was in the 80s when the other kids went, as you did, for apple white. Not sure if that means I am ahead of the curve, or have bad taste. Probably the latter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

When I moved into my flat
the bedroom was red and yellow. The fireplace was bottle green.
I got rid of it quicksmart, you crazy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

i once painted
a tiny room in a shared house in a very very purple purple. Except one wall which was lilac, upon which I made silver swirls

I only lived there 6 months. I suspect the landlord may have been annoyed when we left
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I loved you up until this point
Now I want to kill you. You're evidently a threat to society ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

painting things is fun
pale colours are boring
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I bought my flat off a pair of French benders
who had obviously seen a 'paint effect' demonstrated on TV: this involved painting each room in the flat in a different (vile) colour, and then stabbing a gloss-covered brush every few inches all over the walls. Everywhere.

Proof that not all shirters have a flair for interiors.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

i suspect if I ever own a house
this kind of thing will happen. I had bad ideas and then carry them out with even less skill
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I thought shirters excelled in home decor.
Also flouncing and bumming.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well, you'd know.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Morning cuntybollocks!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Ugh, too loud
Morning.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

RAH!
Wake up!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

No.
I only went to bed at 1, what's wrong with me?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

You're a massive failure?
How's the foot, luv?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:42, Reply)

That is rather true
The pub quiz was funny last night, half the people complained it was too hard, bunch of girls.

My foot is ok, a glass landed on it last night, not the most pleasant experience of my life. Was rather drunk though, so wasn't bothered.

You?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm supa dupa fly, youngstuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)