I have the answer to all your prayers citizens of OT and various interlopers
For tomorrow I may be made redundant. Imagine the super happy funtimes we can have...oooh it'll be just like last year all over again!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:24, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NOOOOOOO
That sucks gigantic donkey cocks!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Yes, having becky back would be awful

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:47, Reply)

That's rubbish.
Sorry to hear that.

Any particular reason why your place is looking at making redundancies? Surely animals don't get any less ill in a recession?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Nope, but their owners get a lot less well off when they're laid off from their jobs.
I'm one of three who's up for the chop tomorrow, so if I'm back on here during the day then you'll know that it was me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Shame.
Hopefully, you'll have more luck than me if the worst does happen. I was due to start a new job in January that would have seen me relocate to London.

On handing my notice in, I was offered a promtion/more cash to stay, foolishly I accepted it and 6 weeks later was made redundant.

I'm skint and unemployed now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Bugger, hope you find something soon.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Not as much as me!
I've been forced to buy 'own brand' products.

Shocking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Own brand can sometimes taste as good as real brands
Juices for example. I much prefer Sainsburys own make Orange juice to Tropicana. There's some things you just cant skimp on though...like ketchup and bogroll.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Know what you mean.
I foolishly bought 'value' tuna. I dread to think how much of it was dolphin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:19, Reply)

dolphins add to the flavour

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I go for
own brand bog roll.
All I'm going to do is use it to wipe shit of my arse.
I don't need it made out of shea butter and aloe vera.

Still I only by Sainsbury's own brand. Not proper rubbish.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 20:05, Reply)

So have they said
'when you turn up tomorrow we'll be asking one of you to pack your bags?'

That's a bit harsh isn't it?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Although I am joyful that you may be gracing us with your presence again I am not happy that it is because of this particular circumstance.
*does sad face*
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Me neither. I love working there, great people and a good working atmosphere. I've added most of them to facebook so I can stay in touch with them in case it's me who goes.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:37, Reply)

With my best wishes I hope I don't see you tomorrow then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Well, that sucks
But I say you go out in a blaze of glory. Preferably by riding a dog or somesuch around the surgery.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:37, Reply)

That's shit. Have you been there long enough to get a pay off?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Stop pretending you care

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Of course I care, I don't want her around here all day taking all my precious attention.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Not really, 6 months.
Don't worry I wont be stealing all your precious attention. I know how much you crave it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I live off online validation.
Well good luck, it's a bitch.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:02, Reply)

That sucks
Hope you get kept on!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:51, Reply)

you need lucky socks
lucky socks work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I have a lucky rubber ball, would that work?
I didn't have it today and my new phone crapped out on me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:05, Reply)

proof if proof be need be
make sure you have it with you tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I love
proof if proof be need be,

Glad to know it's not just known and used in my house.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:24, Reply)

useful
for so many occassions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 20:24, Reply)

ooof
that is bad news, good luck
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:08, Reply)

It can't possibly happen. It would make no sense.
Picture yourself as your employer. WHO would YOU get rid of?

You'll be fine luv.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)