It's Friday afternoon.
I'm on a skive.
Get involved!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:05, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're always on a skive

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm so not
I worked solidly Tues Weds and Thurs mornings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:06, Reply)

CHINNY RECK-ON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I concur.

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Honest, guv!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

*cough*
One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I have no idea what this means - don't tell anyone, just whisper.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chinny+reckon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Never heard dat.
Didn't use it on the home planet.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

WHERE'S JIMMY!?!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)

What, 3 whole morning's work this week.
My apologies.
Have a seat.
And a spliff.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Shut it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm off in half an hour.
Food shopping, running and then wine.

Only a few weeks and then we can meet up.

*explodes*
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Get in!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I intend to ; )

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

RAH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm off now
also for shopping and then some nice relaxed drinking to ease away my hangover. Keep it filthy b3tans.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

T'rah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I've been skiving all day
I'm really rather hungover and have barely done any work.

It's awesome.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Alright Colonel

(TheColonel, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'd get in your volved.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Your mum?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Al's got first dibs on my mum, you just back off.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

OH, SKILL!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

His face looks like a testicle.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Who's testicle?

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

My left one.
The right one looks more like Gandhi.

As a pair and with a certain bit of folding I can do a mean Art Garfunkel impersonation. S'true.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

POIDH

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Oddly enough I do not have a jpeg...
...and best I don't try to take a picture at work.

If I end up gazzing this to you will I get reported to the mods? (
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)

the less-successful followup to 'Who's Next'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

LOLLAGE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

reading this
www.yahooanswerfail.com/

I lolled at the one on the top of this page www.yahooanswerfail.com/page/7/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:12, Reply)

yanswerfail.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chocomilk.png
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

What's worse than the ridiculous questions the site is ridiculing
are the morons who post comments in reply to the original questions.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's almost as retarded
as Elton John claiming that Jeebus was a super intelligent gay man on the basis that he was caring and compassionate.

Yeah? Here's news for you Elton; a bloke can be caring and compassionate AND heterosexual, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Davros, will you please just admit that you're gay
and then we can go back to being friends.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

He's not gay, he just likes his flowery blouses.

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

But he's kind, caring and compassionatte, ergo he must be a whoopsie.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm from the north, you forget.
We outlawed that sort of thing at the end of the miners strike and had them all shipped to Brighton.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Oh no, that's when I moved to Brighton!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

moved to came out in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

www.yahooanswerfail.com/law-fail/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I've never been happier, al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:35, Reply)

are you bumming someone right now?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

If by bumming
you mean slacking off work and sneaking onto comedy websites, then yes...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I like the midget night vision one best of all :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

www.yahooanswerfail.com/prego-baby-fail/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh, good grief...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Hey, I was about to say that!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Gawd
It's almost like we'd been together for several years and able to anticipate what the other was about to say or summit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

BONKAZ!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

ZAKNOB!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Hur hur, you said knob

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I'm mad, I am.
totally ker-azy, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

You said NOB!
*giggles behind hand*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Gawd
It's almost like we'd been together for several years and able to anticipate what the other was about to say or summit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

HUR HUR HUR :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)

This ones great
www.yahooanswerfail.com/powerful-fail/
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I love this one
yanswerfail.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/god.png
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)

and this one
www.yahooanswerfail.com/slap-fail/
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)

this is a trick I have to learn
yanswerfail.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/rainbow.png
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

...the fuck?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Bloody hell
Is she dating the Red Arrows?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)

<s>Why won't fucking strike-through work?</s>
{s}seriously{/s}
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

because they're generally shit.
because they're generally shit. you're gay.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I must be.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Doesn't work in the title bar
only in the text box.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Doesn't work in the title bar
only in the text box.
penis
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Ooh
how about this then
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Wow - I be learnin' new stuff.
Thanks cunts everyone.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Somebody answer, I need to know too

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:05, Reply)

need to know too am a humungous shirter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Why won't my right click work?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

right click penis
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Ah yes,
it's not plugged in. Ta.

Oh, Noeses, serious borkage going on.
Gotta go - good weekends to all.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)

this is you this is.
yanswerfail.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/sorry.png
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)

like this
I am not a big fat wanker. not

*Prepares for striking through*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)

<s>Why won't fucking strike-through work?</s>
Now take it out of the subject line

Why won't fucking strike-through work?

Tadah!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)