Oooooooooohhhhh, boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
I'm eating a Maltesers Bunny at the moment and it's awesome, like Galaxy chocolate with a malteser center.

They're AWESOME, seriously, awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:10, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gonz
Its too early, go back to your basket.

Leave the chocolate though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:24, Reply)

You're not looking after my well being, you're after my chocolate !
Oh man, this is litteraly the worst news I have ever encounted in my entire life evah.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:28, Reply)

Oh alright then
You can stay on the bed, but don't drop any crumbs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:29, Reply)

*rests head on your misses's lap while eyeing you up saying "This is _my_ teratory, bitch" *

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:46, Reply)

Filling a chocolate bunny with Malteser?
That is genius. They're not as big as Lindt bunnies thought, right?
That would be REALLY saying something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:47, Reply)

Mornin' Roots
How they hangin'?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:48, Reply)

They're buoyant thanks Bartolomeus!
How's your very good self?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:50, Reply)

Not good first thing, with a splitting headache
But I prayed to St Gonz, and he lifted my spirits

The Ibuprofen, paracetamol and codeine probably helped.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:54, Reply)

Mind yourself, Liz Taylor...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:03, Reply)

explain please
Is she a big druggie?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:07, Reply)

Aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:08, Reply)

Anyway, are you on the deli today or back of house?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:13, Reply)

and have you called that guy?
*...runs off to work*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:17, Reply)

What Guy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:18, Reply)

not you, Roota

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:19, Reply)

apoligies
Thread mismatch
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I'm on the deli counter until1pm
But depending on what position in relation to the boss on the counter, I may or may not be here between 9-1.
And yeah, I text him back.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Nah', it's about 1x3 inches, which although doesn't sound a lot, it's more than satisfying.
lolololololol.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:50, Reply)

Bit pricey then...
How are ya Gonzor?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:52, Reply)

I'll be honest, I've been better.
Got sucked into a ton of DRAMA yesterday on /talk, someone told me to pass on "a message" that a guy was going to hospitalise my flatmate if my flatmate said anything out-of-line to someone else.

I said that I would pass it on, but re-word it a little bit, as a fair warning, as I'm friends with my flatemate and have to live with him.

Before I got the chance to say anything, the first guy acted the big-tough-man and started going on about how "Your flatmate has a message for you", like I'm a fucking henchman doing his dirty work.

So I told him where he can stick it, and if he wants to make real-world threats, he can do it himself, that I'm nobody's bitch. see this and this.

I sent the girl it's all over my appologise about being cault up in the whole thing, how I wish I was never involved, but she hasn't replied at all dispite talking about it later on in the evening when I went to bed, which makes me think that she thinks I'm a bad guy about this, that I somehow caused this drama... and thank's to things that were said later on, I really do feel like a complete piece of shit about the whole thing, even though I didn't ask for any of it.

I've got the whole thing recorded and sent to someone else in case anything does happen, the police will know what a fucking nutter the origional guy is.

AND It's all centered around a bash that's happening in a few weeks, we've got a few people crashing 'round for it, but right now I really don't feel like I want to go or have people crash 'round (if [our household] aren't going, then I don't want people crashing 'round for it, I don't care if that's selfish, I'm not a hotel)... and if they've already booked tickets, then they can speak to the threatener-guy about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Oh dear!
Poor Gonz : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Fucking hell Gonz
Some of these \talk people need a damn good talking to.

Why do they get so violent? Is their internet world somehow more real than \OT?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Gonz man!
You're too decent for that sort of shit. Who does he think you are, Kevin Costner? Tell him to fuck off you ain't no postie.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:23, Reply)

What the frigging hell
I'd cancel your arrangements for the do.
I couldn't be bothered with the aggro luv.
Maybe nothing will happen and it'll blow over, or maybe it'll end up like a scouse wedding...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

i think it's gone too far
too high a malteser: chocolate ratio
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:02, Reply)

Who used to buy crushed Maltesers from the sweetshop?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:04, Reply)

Broken biscuits
How do they break Maltesers, does a fat girl sit on them?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:08, Reply)

I don't care how.
They were deliberately crushed and sold by the quarter.
I'm no cheapskate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Someone called?

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Mornin hotstuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:32, Reply)

You got that right girlfriend.
*touches shoulder and makes steam noise*
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:33, Reply)

The question was not intentionally aimed at you BGB
But who can resist half a custard cream?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:36, Reply)

*tries to look like she can resist half a custard cream*

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:40, Reply)

The ones with only one side have a higher cream to biscuit ratio
FTW
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Actually I can resist sweet stuff.
But offer me a lump of cheese and I'll be your bitch for life.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:46, Reply)

*profers St Agar*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Make it Gruyer and I'll bring my own gimp mask.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:53, Reply)

We could have a fondue

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:57, Reply)

*whimpers*

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Now now
Nothing nasty will happen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

That was a good whimper, not a bad one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Can I copy that to my online CV?
Bestest endorsement I've evah had.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I was whimpering for the fondue, not you. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:07, Reply)

We come as a package
I now feel very small
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

1. St Agur
2. Gruyere

x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Good Morning Your Montyness
Having a good day, or are you in a bit of a strop?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Greetings, goodly sir
I'm in a rather good mood, thank you.

I am leaving work at threeish, and am off out for a curry with some people off here. It shall be a little surreal, but I have high hopes of an excellent evening.

More importantly, how are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Well, my head hurt a great deal this morning
But gonz healed it.

Under the cosh at work with lots of impossible deadlines to meet, and my junior is off sick.

Have a good curry. Is Brick Lane still the place to go or has it gone downhill? Its years since I was down that way for socialising, just work visits nowadays.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Sadly it is fucking terrible there.
Unhygienic, generic shitty food with food colouring and excessive ghee. It's where the city boys who know no better go. I have been (reasonably) reliably informed that two adjacent restaurants actually share the same kitchens - they just have different decor up front.

The smart man heads down to Whitechapel to the almighty Tayyabs, round the back of the mosque. At little further to go for 10,000,000 times better food.

I wish Brick Lane was OK as my home is a short walk from the top of it. Unlucky re the workload.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Noted on the locale of decent food in Whitechapel.
I was taken to Bricklane in '84 when I was a minicab driver. An MD and his lackies were out on the town and when they wanted some grub in town they wanted to go there. Quite nice of them to take me in rather then leave me in my Cortina (true)

£50 quid tip too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Very civilised.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Custard creams are just wrong

Boubons is where it'ss at in the world of sandwich biscuits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Have you tried Fox's Crunch Creams?
Now, they are class.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Are they made with those ginger biscuits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I think they do a ginger version
but the other ones are just too nice.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I can't abide those ginger biscuits

Now I think about it I would happliy seetle for hob nobs as my biscuit of choice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Plain, milk or plain chokky?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Mainly plain
but occasionaly either chocolate variety if I'm feeling decadent!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I hate the word choccy
But I don't know why.

I also hate the word crumpet, especially when used to describe attractive people of the opposite sex.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I think this is a class thing
What are the words you would choose?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I don't think I would shorten chocolate
because the results can only be choc or choccy, the sound of which just grates on me. It reminds me of that annoying comedienne Sarah Millican.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

She is fucking terrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Hmmmmm
Many people on here reduce their words to text speak, which I hardly understand. Very few people speak without using coloquialisms, and the posts on here are really a cross between writing and speech. This means, in my honest opinion that some "slang" is acceptable.

I agree that Sarah Millican is very annoying though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Slang, like swearing, enriches the English language immeasurably
I'd say. Id' be lost without terms like 'shirter' and 'helmet'.

Text speak, however, is an abomination.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I hate I hate when people refer to children as Kids

I have no idea why...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

It's because you fuck underage goats.
PS also, you hate it twice?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

yes, yes I do

(hate it twice that is, not fuck goats)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

you do not like them
Sam I Am!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I think 'crumpet'
has an endearingly Carry On-esque quality to it, but it is frightfully vulgar.

At the risk of sounding like a PC bumder, I cannot think of a generic collective term for the opposite sex that I don't dislike intensely. 'Totty', in particular, makes my flesh creep.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I like the term crumpet.
It can be used for either sex and has an endearing, non sexual feeling about it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It's the first syllable
the 'crump' bit. It I hate the way that sounds. Like stepping on snow. *shudder*.

I too hate totty as well and no, I can't think of nice slang to describe the opposite sex.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Stepping on snow and hearing it compact is one of my favourite things in the entire world
I saw a bit of a documentary about Yellow Stone last night and it was full of beautiful snow; I'm lamenting not being to afford going skiing this year :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Oooooh those things are tops!
*drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Mornin luv!
(I'll be legging it in a sec when chief bacon-slicer returns...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Hehe
Me too, I’m not really here, this is an illusion… I have to sort out our post in the sec.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)