I'm off to Monaco on Thursday for work.
I'm being flown in from Nice by helicopter.

Agree with me that this is fucking awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:54, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you the Man From Milk Tray?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Ladies do love me
But no.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Are you James Bond?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I wish
As do you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)

You've got me there
Mr Bond
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

So not only can you use the word cunt in your reviews
but you get to fly in a helicopter. Well I hope it's fucking amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:01, Reply)

So do I
Although i just know that something will go wrong and I'll be stuck in a windowless room for a million hours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:02, Reply)

It's ok
You can spend all that time thinking about how cool you are with your helecopters and your cunts.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Good point
I might even start now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I need to be going to Nice someday
give me some details.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I don't know any details about Nice
Other than it's in France.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

is it........NICE!?
Oh. Well you can inform me later.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Go in the summer
It's wall-to-wall tits on the beach.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Why do they have walls on the beach?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

To keep the tits in

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

To keep the sand from drifting
I should really have said 'groyne-to-groyne tits', but you might have got the wrong idea.

Edit - I like Lab's answer better.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

That sounds excellent.
Although I'm not sure the other half would approve of my leerings.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You go down to the beach
And spread out your towels. Leave the missus sunbathing and go for a swim.

'Accidentally' be swept along the shore a bit by the current and get out on the wrong bit of beach, thus having to study everyone carefully whilst looking for your other half.

Not that I've ever tried this.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

And stay in the water
In order to hide your erection.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

And don't have headphones in and talk to your mate
much like Kevin and Perry did.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's alright, a bit comercial and very expensive.
Very pretty though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

very nice
try not to ruin your hair in the rotor blades!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Impressive - slightly impressive.
Bring us back some Nice biscuits.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

What's the difference between you
and some sort of lucky bastard/irritating, smug cunt?

Absolutely nothing, apparently. Yeah, I'm just jealous.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Didn't Colin McRae die in a helicopter crash?

( Peej, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

him
and his kid.

Any updates on your friend? (after yesterday I mean)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

According to our local newspaper website
they are sending divers down as we speak. Doesn't look good though.
( Peej, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

here's hoping
that if it is the worst scenario, there was no foul play involved. is it possible that it was an accident?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Considering her state of mind
its looking most likely that she drove off.
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)

So did Steve Hislop
British Superbike champion
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

that's the spirit
how else might he die on that trip?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Bummed to death

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

freak bungee jump accident
with a melon and a camera tripod?

how do sir, hows tricks?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

very good thanks
you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

aye
ticking along thanks, got a week off, already hit the second hand furniture and book shops, and lots of sleep / golf lined up for the rest of the week!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)