*imagines catface in a dress*

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The best thing is
there is now going to be a baby girl who is bigger than catface.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I can't wait until she realises it's wrong to use her pen to draw on the wall...but it's OK to draw on Dad.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I shall be encouraging this at every opportunity
through the medium of "learning by example"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:35, Reply)

We should totally hire out Beekers for the job of marker pen tester.
/weekend reference.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:42, Reply)

aw, bless 'im

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Hmmm...baby with a monocle. I like this.

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:46, Reply)

It would be rather classy.
Then they could dress baby up in a little dinner jacket, sit her on their knee and pretend she's Lord Charles. The long winter nights would just fly by.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I slept for ten hours last night.
This is a Very Long Time for me.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I didn't.
Went to bed at 3.30, got up at 9.30. I am absolutely fucked. Damn people for turning up on the doorstep for fun weekends.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Did Clueless Bill actually successfully get a bus this time?

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Well, I left him at the bus station in Newcastle at 1.15 this afternoon
And I haven't had a phone call, so I'm assuming that yes, he did.

Bless him. Public transport mishaps all the way - his train back into Morpeth yesterday was delayed because of a suspected bomb on the platform!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa
At Morpeth?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaa...Spak probably left his sleeping bag on the platform.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:00, Reply)

At Newcastle.
It turned out that it was just somebody's abandoned suitcase.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Bloody Beekers.
Lazy bastard.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Between the lot of us
we can create a trail of luggage all the way from Morpeth to London.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

CHCB could sit one on each knee.
Double act!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I'm going to make an awesome Dad
Why it was only this morning that CHCB was telling me off for proclaiming "I make sexy children." That's right all you paedophiles... my children are sexy as fuck.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:58, Reply)

You will be a father to look up to.
Until she turns three. Then I'm afraid that you're gonna need a stool to stand on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Best post EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)