I Know I've Been Away For A While

But since when did QOTW turn into a trolls paradise?

Leading the charge seems to be the svelte and desirable Amorous Badger. He's set himself up as Judge and Jury on QOTW posts which he adds to his to his QOTW fail archive. He needs to do this. He needs to ridicule and belittle people he's never met to make up for the bastard trick that God's played on him.

'Cos he is a short-arsed weed. 5ft 7 and 8 stone, wringing wet. Poor bastard. No wonder he's bitter. He probably got beaten to shit when he was kid. Something made him this bitter and twisted..

Hiding behind a keyboard gibbering and flinging shit is the only fun he has, poor soul.

Judge not, lest ye be judged....

And I really should stop posting when I'm pissed....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:33, 83 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pics


Now compare that with me, a real British Man. Note the knotted hanky on head....




( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

you are aware that you look like a downs, yes?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Do you find many girls with a Raps-c-nesbit fettish?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Well I know which one I prefer.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Well you're shit out of luck, I've burnt your passport.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

*shakes fist*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Bollocks!

You just made me spray beer all over my screen..

The enemy isn't supposed to make you laugh. It's cheating.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You.
Have.
Breasts.
(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I like your hairless Down's Syndrome legs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

p.s. *HOCK...sper*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Nice bucket

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I'm not saying that is or isn't a picture of you.
However what I will say is that the person pictured in this photograph is quite ugly, has man tits and has skin the colour of a cave-dwelling albino fish.

I'm going to stop because I suspect this is actually a photo from the archives of a charity that allows children that grow too quickly to go on one last holiday before their fragile X cushings bodies collapse under the weight of their own dentybrain.
( WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:13, Reply)

You ought to be ashamed
you internet liar you.
( WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Badger does spend a lot of time mocking the content people put on /qotw
he doesn't however link to pictures of people and mock their appearence.

Stop being a dick.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Leave him alone.
He's good at it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

And
Spoil the habits of a lifetime?

And please - it's only the Internet. Isn't that what what he always says?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I'm 100% sure he wont give a shit.
Doesn't make you look good though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

In that case

No harm, no foul
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

+ cheers

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Damn
Forgot that.

Thanks for picking it up for me...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Pissed at half three...
...on a Monday. Nicely done. Could be doing with some of that action myself.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

He lives in Australia
it's, errrrrm, actually it's either really late or really early.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I think it's about 12.30am where he is

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Unless he's sneaked back,
It's about 23.30 where he is.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Its 9 hours isn't it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Dunno.
Guessed. Not far out though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

2.37am
over here.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It's 11 hours this time of year isn't it

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Fucking miles out then.
EPIC FAIL! ON THE INTERNETZ! OH NOES!!!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

This has probably got enough clicks to make the popular page, but Rob's fixed it so it won't be seen there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I doubt it's got that many clicks

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

At Least
I was fair.

I posted my own pic up as well. Compare and contrast.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

At least Amorous Badger doesn't have breasts.

(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

(NB. You have breasts)

(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Wanna
see them close up?

Cheap?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

You misspelt 'cheers'

(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

WAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAH!!!!
SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW SAID SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE, ONLINE!

I'M PISSED AT 3:30 IN THE HOUSE!

did I say "WAAAAAH!!!!"?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Careful, hubare! Somebody might reply and mention that Legless is in Australia!
Wuh oh!
(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

/talk INVASION

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

fucking hell i keep clicking i like this instead of reply
everything's spasticated over here
(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

by spasticated I assume you mean
"I can't read"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

No, spasticated because on ALL THE OTHER PARTS OF B3TA, "reply" is the last link
This just proves off topic is inbred
(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

clearly
there can be no other reason for it being like that.

certainly not that they were coded at different times, possibly by different people, and that no one cares enough to change it.

It can't possibly be that most people aren't too retarded to be able to see the difference when using the links.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Inbred.

(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I'm from Devon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

You'll fit right in

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You're slightly pathetic. Awesome.

(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Haha, you massive fucking spastic.


Cheers.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Cheers
Known for it.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I've never mocked a /qotw post
but that one which is the internet equivalent of tromboning is a bridge too far for this cat.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Thing is though, he doesn't spend all day reading them, he gets gazed them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

This week it's been like shooting fish Gonz.
I click the QOTW link and there's YET ANOTHER ONE.

There's even been a Pathetic Maddy Joke.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

In fairness Mr. Badger
I'm surprised that you've not picked up on a terrible Maddy Joke for every QOTW, especially given your expertise in the subject.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I value my sanity too much to go finding them all.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

QOTW is a trolls paradise because you are all so shit it is a piece of piss to pick on you.
This is the same reason you were all bullied at school.
It was never the bullies' fault. There was no other way to treat you.

Also "I AM DRUNK AREN'T I CLEVER HEY EVERYONE I AM DRUNK LOOK AT ME".
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Could You
type that in human please?

I don't speak twat...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

You have breasts
I can't stress that enough.
(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Basically he's making fun of you for getting drunk and swinging your e-penis around like some sort of spastic shitcunt.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

"You're shit and everything's your fault"
basically
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

There's hope for you yet.
I'll put discussion of your membership on the minutes for the next committee meeting.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

that's odd, your original post shows you to be absolutely fluent in Twatese

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

*HOOOOK HOCK ...sper.........sper sper........sper*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

That still
gets me every time....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Oh dear. You really, really don't get it do you?
Well done for providing Badger with amusement though. He's got a week off, and I was worried he'd be bored.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

How could he possibly be bored with nipples like that?

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

They are quite special.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Nothing
compared to yours.

but I'm trying.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Well
i fancy both of them :(( *

*may be lies
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

OH MY GAWD
p3n15?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

PppPPPPp3333NNnnnn11111111155555555555555555555!
it WAS lies!
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

likely story
you're probably lying about lying!

PpPPpP33eEe3nNnnNNiI1ii1iIIs$5$$ss5!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

aH BuT Am I
HahAhAHhaAhA
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

dOnT gEt AlL tEcHiE oN mE mOn
*punches*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

OOF
*sparks out*
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

all lies from you
I can see your P3n15
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

PFFFFFFFtttttt
it has a mind of its own when you're about
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I thought that Amorous Badger was a bird till last week,
I didn't think a bloke could be so spiteful! It was also the way he's always sucking JMG's interweb cock that put the 'female' thought into my head.

I have to admit that 'he's' one of the people that I follow because some of the fails are just that and do amuse me somewhat.

You 'Amorous Badger' can be a cunt though quite a lot of the time and do seem to piss off us QOTW'ers quite frequently, although, I must be more thick skinned than some.
(Kip, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:37, Reply)

School custard is thicker skinned than some of the wailing marys on there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:25, Reply)

haha...
That it is, but you push a lot of them over the edge and it's nothing to be proud of, you cunt ;-)
(Kip, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

haha
you nobber, don't bother replying as i don't read question of the weak, you are closer magazine online, without the humour
( mongychops, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

oh man are you going to be pissed
when I rewrite how the offtopic popular page works and you're not on the top any more.
( robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 13:05, Reply)