New thread.
If you wanted a new thread to be the best thread in the world, what would it have to contain?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:04, 105 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It already has you so it's getting there.
Edit: Just needs Moar sarcasm, a bit of fluffy and large amounts of pandering.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I love you porky.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Aw shucks.
*Draws figure eights in the dust with boot toe.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I like breasts.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

dogs kicking each other whilst wearing capes made out of towels

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Breasts
but only nice breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Musical badinage,
coruscating wit and mockery, spelling/grammar nazism and some FUCKING SWEARING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You forgot links to a picture of a famous actor lying naked on a bearskin rug.
That would be ace.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

*bokes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Hang on, hang on.
Let's hear what actor Blousie wants to nominate before you hurl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Three guesses.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Jeff Bridges?
Jeff Bridges?

or Jeff Bridges?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Jeff Goldblum

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

He's be my second choice.
Especially when he was in Earth girls are easy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Jeff Daniels?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Too blonde and clean cut.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Geoff Capes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

In his leotard.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

A thread that makes Denise Fergus fuck right off
She's far to angry and ignorant to start kicking off about the UK legal system. Oh and why do the idiots of this world all forget that they were kids at the time. They're all shouting for them to be killed but I wonder how many of them could kill a ten year old kid.

Grrrrr she makes me angry *turns green and grows huge muscles*
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I could easily kill a ten year old.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Piece of piss.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Ok just stand there.
Now, look back over your right shoulder......... and
*Click*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Sings "Jesus loves the little children..."

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Porkylips - I want you for a sunbeam.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

To shine on you each day.........
Sorry about the tuneless drone.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Sorry about all that 'Suffer little children' stuff.
My dad was very 'old testement' and I blame him.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Tuneless Drone = Methodist.. Sorry.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

See also
Leah Bett's dad.

Losing a child is tragic, but it doesn't make you an expert in childcare and criminology.
(ragged, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

or apostrophes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

that daft bint
she took the drugs, it's her fault she is dead.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

the Darwinian Lightweight Filter in action

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

And she drank 15 pints of water in 90 minutes
Darwin award winrar
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

15 pints of mindpiss

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

christ I hadn't realised it was that much
that'd kill someone not on drugs!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

*turns green and grows huge slight muscles erection*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Marc Almond!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

TWANNNGGGGGGGGG

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Waaahey!
I am singing 'sharp shirter' to the tune of Body Count's 'Cop Killer'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Why not do as I have been doing for about a fortnight
and sing 'super sharp shirter shooting shots' to the tune of 'Super Sharp Shooter' by Ganja Kru?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Oh dear!
*facepalms*
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

The 's', the 'h', the 'i', the 'r', the 't'.....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

What a brilliant record that was.
DJ Hype is superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

What setting are your rose-tinted-glasses on?
'Overly sentimental' or 'unreal nostalgic'?
I just had another listen on youtube and it is not as good as I remembered.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh? That's a shame.
It's been a long time since I heard it, but I like all the tunes sampled in it. And I stand by my comments re Hype.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

CAKE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

We used to have lots of cake in our threads but SOME PEOPLE complained.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

They complained first.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

:(
Spoilsports.
I really want cake. But I can't have any til after wednesday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

have some internet cake.
www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2009/12/keyboardcatrecut.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I don't think I could eat that.
It's too pathetically cute.

Actually, yes. Yes I could. I've eaten nothing but fruit and salad for a week.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Far too much icing on it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

The icing is the
BEST PART
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Some sort of angry vigilanty breasts.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

With a mask and a cape?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

And laser nipples of JUSTICE!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

In a Honda accord shaped bra.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Do Honda make bras?
edit - mindpiss
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Beat you to it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

you should have said b3at. That would have been mega cool.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

If she had written that, would you have let her have sex with you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Maybe, but only if I could have the TV on in the background.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You make it sound like I want to have sex with him.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You make it sound like you would have a choice in the matter

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I may be many things, but I'm not a rapist you nonce.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

althegeordie hav sex wiv dogs sick pedooooooo

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I NEED AN ADULT!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

SHUT UP PHIL

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

New Meme
Right there.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

1 WAY TO STOP IT IS SHUT DOWN FACE BOOK AND ALL USE MSN

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I love him, the more he types the more I like him
I'm honestly unsure as to whether he's a deliberate troll or just a moron.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

guna stov u m8

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Just pretend it'll make me seem popular online.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

There has to be something in it for me.
My reputation is going to take a serious hit here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It'll get you accepted on /talk.
They all love me over there.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Lets see.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You're going to post on /talk now aren't you.
This should be funny.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Its that or do my work.
I'm willing to take the risk.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Just come to the Manchester bash and see him.
If you change your mind I could cock block him for you. I happen to be very good at that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

What manchester bash?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21771
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I think I'm home for Easter by then,
And probably working. I shall do my best though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Yay!
I shall be fairly sober and upright this time.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Lie of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Ok! for the first time in internet history.
I shall have to agree with you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I don't know if I want to meet Psychochomp though.
There could be potential for massive disappointment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Why your opinion of me is so low already.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I actually meant the other way round.
Its not really, its all just a front to hide my true feelings.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

you are so in there PsychoChomp

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Well take that as a given and then you may be in for a nice surprise.
Besides, I can relax and make a twat out of myself again while he's busy pandering to you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

It would never recover

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

And it's in a pretty poor state already.
Has been since I gazzed you a picture of my tits.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It got worse when you became friends with djtrialprice on facebook

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

You're just jealous.
A little bird told me you wanted to see my profile picture.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

He made it sound very interesting

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'm not telling you my name.
I put it somewhere a bit more accessible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Wow
It was everything I was hoping for and more. Have you bought your download ticket yet then?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Not yet.
Soon though. Vair, vair soon.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You should definitely come and meet me and djtrialprice.
We're really nice in real life.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Unfortunately I have to agree.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
yeah you do, you were all smiling and having fun when I met you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Beef wellington
Wind up robots, snow, Emilio Estafes circa '87, Hendricks Gin best of all the gins, french fries with ketchup and aioli, that bird from 40 days and 40 nights and some soft french cheese.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Shannyn Sossamon?
She's lovely.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

yeah maybe, I think she is in 1st knight as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

alioli
how rank - devil's semen that is
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)