God I'm bored.
Spent an hour doing battle with my printer. Spoke to a very nice man at the Brother technical department and have finished looking through every nook and cranny of Jeff Bridges website.

I do have one of my nephews Bionicles that I bought him through Amazon. Do you think he's be upset if I built if for him?
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

he'll be upset yes.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

But I'm his favorite auntie.
And he's getting five other Bionicles.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

He's spoilt
you should withold the toy entirely and give him a sound birching or he'll end up like Liam Fox.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Who?

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Your nephew
or possibly you
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ah that Liam Fox.
www.liamfoxmp.co.uk/type2show.asp?ref=17&ID=6

Still no wiser.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

He's just a generic odious shit
who probably started life as a spoiled (spoilt?) little boy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

better him than Neil Fox.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

He definitely wasn't abused enough as a child

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I wasn't spoilt and my nephew is lovely and kind and nice with all other children.
And he loves his auntie this much /---------------------------------/ because he told me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Is that how long his cock is?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Nah! it's longer than that.
He's mixed race.


Oh yes! I went there.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

You went to your nephews cock?
And you've admitted this online?

The daily mail are having a field day right now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'll probably get hate mail on my Facebook account now.
Good job I can't read text speak.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Lego is becoming increasingly shit
when I had my Lego castle you even had to build the horses out of ordinary bits. These days half of the stuff is moulded, single purpose stuff.

Shit!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I bought a concrete mixer for a friend

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

bonus geek points for not calling it a cement mixer
a lego one, or a real one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

A real one.
Then he chucked his friend in it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'm with you on this
They've taken all the imagination out of it.

That being said, spaceships look like spaceships now, not the flying multi-coloured sheds that I made in my youth. Only had house building stuff, didn't I.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

What!
You is talking loco and I don't like it!

Lego is and always will be super cool. Don’t make me come around your house and hit you with a SpongeBob SquarePants Lego Pineapple from under the sea!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Can you get Spongebob Lego?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Fuck Yeah! :)
Its amazing!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Until recently I thought Sandie's surname was Crack.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hehehe you banana head!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I think somebody must have told me this as a wind up
I think I've mentioned it to children
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

That sounds like the sort of thing I would tell someone! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
Wuz it you, huh???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I lie a lot
its entirely possible it was me! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

well you are a flim-flam artist

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Indeedy doo! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Aw man
remember Loaded by Deacon Blue?
I'm listening to it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I can't remember how it goes.
Sing it to me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I've got a love (got a love, got a love) that I cling on to (on toooo)
And I'll stay there... til the very end.

I've... found... an aaaanswer, I don't think you don't care... just you laugh, 'cos you're loaded, and things are different from then.

AND in the vid the band are having larks in a car in That London and they're all young.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I think I remember it.
I'll youtube it when I get home.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I used to like Twist and Shout by them.
Something about a pale girl in a blue room with a wide smile.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a wide smile
I like singing that with my mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I like your mum

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Yeah but when you and my mum do singing
you go into the shed together and lock the door.
And you only ever practice that one with both your names in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

and god, don't forget him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

And oh god yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

that's a familiar cry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

my favourite bit is when she gets to the chorus
it goes "No not that hole, oh okay then, since you're in, keep going"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

And you harmonize with her!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Only when she brings the broom handle with her

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

DiT's getting me a broomhandle
But we call them mop-poles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

That's what I shout when I want my man Krystoff to clean the kitchen floor

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

This is my favourite post on b3ta since your one about mrs al being my right hand.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

*haz 2nd Al-related post proud of the day*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

La-la-lalala-la. Duh-duh-duh-dum. Laaaaa. Lalalalallama Duh-duh-duh-dum.
(I'm guessing, I don't think I know it)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

They were shit.
He was a gap-toothed paedophile-looking fucker and she couldn't sing for shit. They weren't any good at singing in harmony and the subsequent impression given was that neither of the singers could actually hear each other and just bellowed away nonetheless - rather like the otherwise infinitely preferable Jefferson Airplane.

He always had a somewhat pained expression, like a diseased gibbon straining for a particularly troublesome dump. This was possibly brought on by the grating sound of his co-vocalist - maybe he was merely wincing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Hahaha!
I love your little vignettes of hatred against popular music.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Welcome Mr Boyce
I've been expecting your two penn'orth
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Then Jefferson Starship
Then Starship.

NOTHINGS GONNA STOP US NOW!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

We built this city on rock and Roll-oooooolllllllll
dn dan da, da da da da da da, dan dan da, daa daaaaaa
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I love that record.
It's one of those that's great to sing to in the bath really loudly.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I like the bit where the dj is talking
it's all exciting
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)

And the bit where Marconi plays the mamba.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

YES!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm going to go and listen to this and Juke Box Hero now
and there is nothing Monty can do to stop me, mwuh hah ah ha *air guitars!*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*cuts off Ape's electricity*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Actually they did one brilliant tune
called 'Rock'n'Roll' which opens with one of the most-sampled beats in hip hop, fucking immense drum break.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

and for the record Lorraine has the amazingest voice and has never aged and still looks BOSS in a dress and Docs and I'm going to be her when I grow up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

That bit where they go
'souvenirs, souvenirs, souvenirs, souvenirs' is easily as irritating as 'we buy any car.com' - possibly even more so. It's in 'Crazy Frog' territory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I love that bit :(
I sound just like her when I sing it with my dad's cousin Frankie on his karaoke roadshow.
Except he can't do it any more because it was benefit fraud.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I have an early Jefferson Airplane album
that for some reason has 12 or so tracks in stereo, and then the same again in mono.

I don't understand why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Their best LPs
are 'Volunteers' and the live recording 'Bless Its Pointed Little Head'.

Honourable mention goes to their performance at Altamont where their own (really rather irritating hippie knob) singer Marty Balin actually gets punched unconscious by a Hell's Angel during a 'number'.

Good old Hell's Angels.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I have Volunteers
it was a present and I have hardly listened. The other is Surrealistic Pillow which was very cheap and I bought mainly for White Rabbit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I have the single of White Rabbit
I pinched it from my father. It's their best song (along with Somebody to Love) but the LP is a bit too wet for my tastes.

Particularly when you consider that fellow Californians the mighty Blue Cheer's 'Vincebus Eruptum' was released around the same time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Those are indeed those best songs
and white rabbit always pleasantly reminds me of that bit from Fear and Loathing, which in turn reminds me of a particular occasion getting off my face on absinthe while at uni.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Love piss over all of them...
Edit Shit, now I am singing the Cardigans "lovepiss, lovepiss, say that you love piss..."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

One of my favourite singles is '7 & 7 is'
What a fucking tune. I have to say I think 'Forever Changes' is nowhere near as good as people make it out to be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

It is almost a cliche now to praise it...
...but it is an immnense influence on music.
The other side of the coin is that De Capo is criminally underrated.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

They were Prefab Sprout without the talent.
And that twee fucking song about a boat is enough to make me start dialling Jack Kervorkian's phone number.
Total and utter fuckers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

they make me happy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

That's all that matters.
Take no notice of these music nazis.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Music is all about what it makes the individual feel.
Roota said it makes her happy and I suggest it makes me want to remove my kidneys with a bottle opener.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

this is true up to a point
but after that point U2 need to be destroyed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

God yes...
...some feel the urge to buy their trite shite, others feel the need to disembowel the bastards.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

One of my favorite bands of the eighties was Scritti Politti.
*awaits flaming*
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

The first time baby that I came to you
I'd do things that you want me to
The second time baby that I came to you
Oh you found my love for you
The third time baby that I came to you
Oh Oh Oh I knew
The last time baby that I came to you
Oh how your flesh and blood became the word
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Did you have the 12" ...(fnarr fnarr)..
...with the Ranking Ann dub version on the b-side?
Brilliant!
I am gayer for Green Gartside than Marc Almond by a county mile.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I liked Roxanne when I was a little ape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

So did I - Roxanne Shante

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Green Gartside is a very talented fellow
Last I heard of him, he made a really rather good hip hop record with Mos Def, strange but true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Go on, slag off Scritti's faux-reggae pap!!
You can't, because it's damn enjoyable.
There's no logic to your hatreds. Only hatred.

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL *bops* YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL AWAY FROM WHERE WE LEFT OFF *bops socks off*
IF YOU STAND IN MY SHOES, IF YOU DO WHAT I DO, ON WAGES DAY *has a wobbler*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*faints*

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

That was on Anomie and Bonhomie.
'From Tinseltown to Boogiedown' and he is a God.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Asylums in Jerusalem.
Oh the horror. Bad memories right there. Good song though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I think you need a Jeff Bridges real doll!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)